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AIB : Honest Engineering Campus Placements | Part 02

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AIB : Honest Engineering Campus Placements | Part 02


Dude, hurry up! Another company has come! Everything should look fresh Sprinkle some water! Do it properly! Everything must look fresh Look at his! This one’s tearing apart Cover it! Cover now This! You’ve kept the soggy stuff on top Why? Sprinkle! A very special customer is coming Understood? If there’s any mistake, you’ll be lying here next time Looks like they are here Hurry up! ♪Mass Recruiter♪ ♪Everyone’s saviour♪ ♪Mass Recruiter♪ ♪He’ll give a job to everyone♪ Look sir Absolutely fresh stuff Smell and see for yourself This, sir Chemical, Mechanical, and Civil, Electronics and everything is ready, sir A few have a backlog, but Everyone’s attendance is 50% minimum, guaranteed Rastogi Last time, Civil goods were defective Five students trained with us and left for the US for their master’s No, sir That won’t happen this time, sir I’ve checked it all myself Everyone has money troubles at home Okay Come sir, come Rastogi, close the deal at 2.8 lakh per annum What, sir!
Rastogi, close the deal at 2.8 lakh per annum What, sir! For that you don’t get pharma idiots- I mean Even pharmacy students are more expensive Neither yours nor mine 3 lakhs per annum By the way, What’s the requirement, sir? 6000 kilos 6? Hmm Done, sir, done I’ll get them packed Done Okay Rastogi, listen Yes, sir Don’t give me 30 students of 200 kilos each I know how you think Yeah? You’re quite naughty No no no I am not naughty, sir I am just cute Alright ♪Mass Recruiter♪ Come on, move! Squeeze in! Come on! No one sits! Fast, move! Aye, don’t sit! Get up! Hurry up! Get in! Squeeze tight! Listen Get them in quickly We need to get stuff from the next college as well Sir, there’s a problem Yes? We’re short some 150 kilos Rastogi! There is always some problem with you! Come on! Sir, there are two gardeners there They’ve done nothing all morning Let’s take them as well? Yeah, good idea Get the gardeners Sir, why gardeners? Do they have fingers? Yeah, they do We’ll make them sit for testing Get them in! Sir, we are still missing 70 kgs Rastogi, what’s your weight? Sir, You know, sir 68 Feed him 2 samosas and push him in ♪Mass Recruiter♪ ♪Everyone’s saviour♪ ♪Mass Recruiter♪ ♪He’ll give a job to everyone♪ ♪Mass Recruiter♪ ♪Everyone’s saviour♪ Failure! Aye, Average! Where were you? I called you so many times! Even left multiple texts! I was playing Counter Strike in the hostel, slept at 4am What happened? Done with the aptitude test? What’s the cutoff? What apti? What cut off? Everyone’s gotten placed! You too? I too got a job! What? Sorry, bro I’m glad I didn’t catch on to your CS addiction ♪We’d made promises♪ ♪We’d get placed together♪ ♪And now you’re leaving me alone♪ ♪Stop and turn the truck♪ ♪How did you land a job?♪ ♪With a 3 lakh CTC♪ ♪You’ll shit all over, there too♪ ♪Cause that’s what failures do♪ Sir Your ice-cream I didn’t order it I did And, mate, There is no way for me to know this but there’ll be another company Yeah I whole heartedly hate you two for getting placed before me I know it sucks to be you You know, Failure I was always happy that you are a failure Never felt that I am alone Come Have the ice-cream One minute You ordered this from Swiggy 15 minutes ago, right? Yeah so? You knew I wouldn’t get a job? Of course I knew! Aww Sir, another ice-cream You called for this too? I did You guys are really fast Guys! Oye, Average! Average, you cleared the aptitude test! What? So the point of today’s group discussion is to test your skills particularly in the field of nothing We could have given you a topic about current affairs but we aren’t aware of the news ourselves So to make our company look cool Today’s topic will remain abstract So the topic is Brushuasoo A phenomenon none of you have any idea about We’ll let you struggle for 20 minutes though we’ll take a minute to decide who is the least idiot among y’all Everyone understands? Let the fuckery begin then Before anyone says something relevant I would like to just take this opportunity to gain some points by just repeating what our judges just said The topic for today is Brushuasoo Thank you Thank you, Overachiever First of all this is my first GD so please let me speak I want to first ask this group what is he doing here? I had promised Failure that I’ll placed again today So bloody showoff I…I am an introvert so I’ll definitely be rejected in this round even though I have more technical knowledge than all of you here combined I am a bigger introvert and I agree with what he just said I rarely disagree with anything Let me just flaunt that one event that I organized in college and grab irrelevant insight from it and make this discussion from pointless to completely pointless I know which event she’s talking about She wasn’t even on the organizing team Go die, bitch Now I will take this conversation forward to absolutely nowhere Like I have deviated already Now I am just ranting But you too don’t have any points either By now, I should have shut up Please someone interrupt me Please do it It’s getting very awkward I’m this close to killing myself I’ll kill myself here if no one butts in I think she is right You’ll be married off anyway so what’s the point of a job? Excuse me! I just realized that I haven’t spoken till now So now I will resort to shouting because volume is important! And I will point fingers at all of you! At you! Look at my fingers! Your pointing does not make any sense Adding on to the scream by my dear friend Touch it! 13% Moderator, I have thrown in a random number But I am shouting still! And pointing! Corporate, GDP, economy Use of big words Global global world world You still owe the canteen So let him speak Let him speak Leadership points please Stop using my soap I’m in the corner, sir Here Here I am Even I can shout, okay? And even I can be an introvert Brushuasoo In conclusion, I would like to conclude that I have concluded So conclusion points, moderator Guys, I think we can all agree that I need a job Me too I have five already I agree! Me too

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68 thoughts on “AIB : Honest Engineering Campus Placements | Part 02”

  1. All India Bakchod says:

    Tell us about the weirdest person you have ever encountered in a GD.

  2. Ishpreet Singh says:

    haha…itne mein pharma ke chu* bhi nhi aate…..
    abhi aur scope gir gaya hai abhi itne mein aane lage hai….๐Ÿ˜‚

  3. FAB Fever says:

    Mar jaa kutti ๐Ÿ˜‚

  4. Siddharth Chaudhary says:

    Mass recruiter ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃsabko job dega

  5. pankaj devesh says:

    I was able to answer any question which was combinely asked during the whole interview process. But ๐Ÿ˜น

  6. rahul1989ism says:

    mar jaa kutti – hilarious

  7. Sachin Ugale says:

    Script is absolutely perfect. Especially for GD.

  8. Ronak Doshi says:

    Shooted at KJ Somaiya College โค๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

  9. kanchan ram says:

    https://youtu.be/lxtkJYQuUZc

    Watch My Cover Song
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    Agar Voice Acchi lage toh ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

  10. Lavaisersrn says:

    yeh sab commerce wale hai

  11. Bird Mania says:

    Counter strike khel rha tha XD

  12. Prema Adhei Akhyar says:

    Global global
    World world ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  13. Divyesh Shah says:

    The Ice-cream scene is shot in Somaiya!?

  14. Shreyas_ Sz says:

    I am not naughty, i am just cute๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  15. JAY jay says:

    Hahaha thanks AIB.

  16. rohan sharma says:

    Papa is video ke bad muje engineering nehi par ni.

  17. Rahat shaikh says:

    ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

  18. sayed mahrez alam says:

    K.J. Somaiya college Mai shoot hua hai na ye video

  19. abhinav daga says:

    I belong with you guys…mujhe uthalo

  20. Saumya Singh says:

    No one else can relate to this better than an Engineer, all these memories r so very fresh๐Ÿ˜

  21. 0721213037 says:

    @2:17, one thing that I did not get was,

    "Rastogi sun , mujhe200 kilo ke 30 bache mat chipkana"

    Ish ka matlab ?
    Agar 6000 bache chaiye to 200×30=6000 , hote hain na

  22. suyash kaushik says:

    watching it again 2019

  23. InfinityPool says:

    Global global world world ๐Ÿ˜‚

  24. Curious Views says:

    Honest question 2.8 lakhs per annum me โ€˜Pharma ka chuthiya โ€˜bhi nahi milthe???? What does it means ……I did not get it…….please answer …any one ???? I didnโ€™t get the meaning of it….any body !!!โ€™ Pharma graduates are chuthiyas ! Dumb asses….??? 10 th failed with online degree holders????
    Or most degraded profession in India ???

  25. Gaming Freak says:

    This video is such a depressig one

  26. AMYTHIST says:

    lal gud LG

  27. gagan sharma says:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’•โค๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ช

  28. Pล•eetรฝ kuldeep says:

    All india เคฎเคพเคฆเคฐเคšเฅ‹เคฆ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜

  29. Palavi Ranadive says:

    This is somaiya campus righttt?!?…. So proud of my college

  30. Shashwat Mahindroo says:

    Rahul Subramanian love u

  31. Hanzala Musheer Khan says:

    Real gd start @ 7:51

  32. Akshay Manohar says:

    what is the actual song name near 4:00

  33. gautham naik says:

    1:57๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  34. Shubham Sudame says:

    "Khaayi thi humne kasmein
    Humaari placement hogi saath mein
    Ab jaa raha hai mujhko tu chhod ke
    Ruk jaa zara truck mod de
    Tujhe job kaise mil gayi?
    Woh bhi 3 lakh CTC!
    Wahaan pe bhi hagega tu
    Kyunki Failure hai tu"- epic! xD

  35. sh_ bhor says:

    requirement-6000 kilo๐Ÿ˜‚

  36. Rahul Kumar says:

    Spend in lakhs on education and gets some thousands in salary ….and say to society i m engineer๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜

  37. technical fact says:

    Thank God I am in IIT ……average salary 30lakh-42lakh

  38. Gunjan Sharma says:

    Classic

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  41. Prasanna Pradhan says:

    Bring back memories….engineering

  42. Nikhil K says:

    where is part 1??

  43. Pramod Kamagouda says:

    Abhe kya samajeho

  44. Harshul Bhatia says:

    5:41 It's also SARCASM hahahaha LMAO

  45. Sujal Annapurna says:

    Which song 4:10

  46. Akash Shah says:

    Humans has become one of the Worst Commodity

  47. R P says:

    Agrhh… introvert๐Ÿ˜ข

  48. Jim Bell says:

    india mein average mali ka weight is approx 40 kg , india mein aik smosa aik kilo wazan bhadaata hai

  49. shubham joshi says:

    I can literally related GD part๐Ÿ˜‚

  50. dabba man says:

    Tcs msss recruiter

  51. Nikhil Pant says:

    Hoobastank shot himself!

  52. Kunal Kumar says:

    True bro

  53. Swapnil Sajwan says:

    Should I still press the bell icon for important updates?

  54. Subhash Mukherjee says:

    vai 3.5 lac ke package ka job ho nahi raha 30 lak ke job ka interview pe jana mendetoy hai ye hai tpo ka decision now tpo say that we give you opportunity

  55. Wakham 11 says:

    I'm not naughty, I'm just cute lolXD

  56. yo yo says:

    The blue shirt guy who first spoke ..in group discussion..is stand up comedian Rahul Subramaniam!!!

  57. roman empire says:

    Naveen was the best

  58. Kalam yadav says:

    Great sir

  59. Shahrukh Khan says:

    Konsi coaching k bachche bhr lie๐Ÿคฃ

  60. GAMEGOD PLAYZ says:

    1 samosa = 1kg

  61. no one says:

    Earlier I didn't understand this video but after getting admission I very well do understand
    RIP Engineers

  62. Mamta Sharma says:

    Volume is important wala banda was awesome man๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ

  63. Shaikh Kaif says:

    7:25 Fav part ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚

  64. Reena Mohanta says:

    "I am not naughty sir …i m just cute" –๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  65. rohit shaw says:

    TPO ki bhi placement lag gayi๐Ÿ˜Ž

  66. sanketcp says:

    Wow!! K J Somaiya COE campus ๐Ÿ™‚ :).

  67. Biswa Prakash says:

    ACID ne dho dala…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  68. Rupali Ingle says:

    How fluently she said " mr ja kutti "๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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