Brewstew – College


Brewstew – College

Alright, now for most people
their college days make up the best part of their lives Everybody’s out partying and getting drunk “I partied so hard in college
I shat Jose Cuervo for a month and I got hepatitis!” And that’s all good and great,
but I personally didn’t get that experience Because I did a little thing,
called ‘Commuting To College’ And boy, is that a whole different experience! You’re sitting there in class with a bunch
of assholes that just rolled out of bed, all hungover “Bro, are you going
to the Wicked Parties tonight, bro?” “Ah, bro, I’m working six hours at Pizzas
is what I’m doing tonight, bro!” I didn’t get to stay in a sweet dorm room, no! I stayed in a duplex
that was haunted as hell, that’s where I stayed I didn’t get to walk to class
in sweat pants like this asshole over here Hell, I didn’t even have a car of my own I had to get dropped off by my sister
like a goddamn little kid on the first day of school “Here’s your stop, loser!
Have fun not getting laid!” Do you know how hard it is to coordinate
rides to school with my screwed up class schedule? “Aight, you can pick me up
in an hour, right? Okay, cool!” “How about 8 hours later,
can you take me to English class?” “I know it’s 9 o’clock at night,
that’s not inconvenient, is it?” Well, that’s not gonna work in the long run! So I did what anybody would do,
I took out a student loan and I bought a car “Uh.. you know you have to pay this back, right?” “Oh no, I don’t have to pay this back!
Future me has to pay this back!” “And I could give two fucks about future me!” Now, I went to school for computer engineering
at my local university And I know what you’re thinking: “Computer engineering? Boy, you must’ve fucked up royally
if you ass is drawing stick figures for a living!” And boy, did I ever! You see, I didn’t know what to do after high school And when I was growing up,
it was just implied that I would go to college “Okay, first you go to college, then you get your degree,
then you find a job and then you work for 30 years!” “And then, if you’re lucky, you get to die!” So when I got out of high school, I thought:
“Ah, fuck it! How about computer engineering?” “That sounds like something I could do!” “Even though I have no background experience
or even any general interest whatsoever!” “It’s just a decision that’s gonna affect
the rest of my life, what’s the big deal!” My first college class
that I attended was a calculus class And it was taught by a professor
that was not from the United States I know he wasn’t from the United States Because he had an accent
that I’ve never heard of before in my life! “Where the hell is this guy from? France?
Pakistan? Fuckin’.. Planet Alpha Beta 17?!” “Where the hell is this guy from?!” So this guy would be up there,
trying to teach everybody calculus And nobody could understand
what the hell he was saying Because he’s got this
strange-ass intergalactic accent! And not only that,
but he would whisper on top of it! He’d be whispering there like: “Psstt..derivatives deee-daa..deee
dukap, durky-durky doo..” “Derivatives.. durky-durky doo!” I’m sitting all the way in the back
of the classroom, like: “Boy, I’m gonna be
a shitty engineer if this keeps up!” “Uhm, excuse me! We’re all just wondering
what the hell are you saying up there!” “Future me is already paying for a car” “I’m sure he doesn’t want to pay you..” “To whisper a bunch of math secrets
in some made up fuckin’ fairytale dialect!” So needless to say,
I struggled quite a bit in that class! But it was a goddamn cakewalk,
compared to my first programming class! Now, what do I know about programming Well, I know how to program a microwave
to make some bomb-ass Hot Pockets, and that’s about it! But how hard can it be? I’ve seen movies, I can wear glasses and type
really fast on the computer, that’s half the battle! Now, it’s worth mentioning,
that my professor of this class was an old man Who, apparently, has been programming computers
since they were the size of a fuckin’ Kmart! Now, he definitely knew what he was talking about But just because you know what you’re talking about
doesn’t mean your ass is a good teacher! He would fly through the lessons at a record pace Everybody’s scratching their head like: “What the hell is this guy talking about?!
What page are we on?!” “Is this the right book?
I can’t feel my fuckin’ face!” Everybody’s baffled in the class,
except for, like, 3 geniuses up front “Uh, I see what he’s doing, do you guys wanna
start a billion dollar business in my garage?” “Yeah, that sounds swell!” Not only did this professor talk fast.. But he would also say the word ‘Alright’
before and after, like, every goddamn sentence! “Alright, everybody get out a piece
of paper and get ready to write, alright?” “Alright, we got Boolean operators, alright?” “Alright, now true/false statement, right?
Alright, that’s alright, alright?” “My fuckin’ head’s gonna explode!” After a while, that’s all I could
hear was the word alright I wasn’t learning a goddamn thing! Everything on the board was alright Everything on my test was Everything on my test was Alright Everything on my test was Alright Alright Everything on my test was Alright Alright Alright! I start lookin’ around me and everybody’s
dropping out of his class left and right (All right!) “Well, what the hell is my dumb
microwave-programming ass still doing here?” The hell am I gonna do?
Make a fuckin’ better PayPal? I don’t think so! So needless to say, my first
year of college didn’t go right “Alright, that’s alright!” I failed both of these classes
with flying colors and I lose all my scholarships So the next school year comes around
and I go to a little thing, called ‘Community College” And let me tell you something about Community College It is different! There’s all sorts of people
in community college class There’s like, a homeless guy in there Some chick breastfeeding a baby in the back “Uhm.. Anybody going
to the Wicked Parties tonight?” “BITCH I GOT KIDS TO TAKE CARE OF!” So now I’m a man amongst his peers! I did a lot better in Community College Not to mention, I also
switched my major to Web Design Because HTML is a hell of a lot easier
to learn than this happy horseshit Couple years later
I got my little bullshit Web Design degree And I haven’t made a website since! But you know what, it wasn’t a complete waste of time Because when I was in school,
I took a class on Adobe Flash And you know what you can do on Adobe Flash? That’s right, make shitty stick figures!
So we’ve come full circle! So here’s to you, Community College:
You made me the man that I am today! Thanks for watching, everybody! And special thanks to all my Patreon supporters!
[] We just started a Brewstew Discord server
for all the patreons that contribute every month So if you want to chit-chat with me and Brewer
and probably, Cody and Stephen We can talk about old wrestlers
or whose dad can beat up whose Cody might be drunk half the time, so.. If he only wants to talk about Limp Bizkit,
I apologize ahead of time

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100 thoughts on “Brewstew – College”

  1. Tastier jungle 46 says:


  2. Sentasainn says:


  3. Derp industries says:

    Aah that’s why he says alright at the start of the video

  4. the odd nation says:

    Lez go almost a mil

  5. gamer boys 100 says:

    Is that the reason why you always say all right when you start a video

  6. Kevin Games says:

    Says the guy who says alright in every friken video

  7. ニコルソンエヴァン says:

    Look.Use the edit icon to pin, add or delete clips.

  8. Eryk on Paper says:

    Are You Sure Your Teacher wasn't GradeAUnderA?

  9. MrMcChicken says:

    This is how many times he says bro👇

  10. Frame says:

    Now that you think about it Brewster needs to change software as adobe is being killed in 2020

  11. Darwin Sosa says:

    “If you’re lucky you get to die”

  12. SuperMarioZach Vids says:

    Wait at 5:15 is Brewer Micheal but he changed his name?

  13. Juan Jaimes says:

    Almos 1mil

  14. Ebony Hicks says:

    😂😂😂 alright

  15. Dragonrewind4152 says:

    “Bitch I got kids to take care of”

    Homeless Karen-2009

  16. Grafton Yeager says:

    1 mil

  17. JUST_ SKITTING says:

    “Not only did he speak fast, but he say alright before and after every sentence”

    Bro you start you videos with ALRIGHT

  18. Scott Webber says:

    Just discovered your channel and it’s awesome

  19. jeremiah c says:

    Adobe flash is ending next year

  20. L0g1kb0mb says:

    If your lucky you get to die

    Oh wow sounds great

  21. Sur2kz Surpr3me says:

    Alright Alright Alright Alright BITCH I GOT KIDS TO TAKE CARE OF I died😂😂😂😂

  22. Commander Cody says:

    You sure your teacher wasnt vanoss?

  23. Creeper Vlogs says:

    Good video

  24. AmericanIdiot says:

    Too bad Adobe Flash is gonna get fucked by Google.

  25. Durple Dumpster says:


  26. Duke The Rebel says:

    This video definitely backs up why I’m not going to college

  27. B r u h says:


  28. T-RickWorkz OFFICIAL says:

    This channel doesn't fail to give good vibes 😂😂

  29. Noah Ferris says:

    No wonder you start your videos with ALRIGHT

  30. BostonBraxo2k19 BB2k19 says:

    Brewster: I’ma go to college
    Me: What job?
    Me: poor mother fudger…

  31. Grad Tolentino says:

    So… the reason you always say alright at the beginning of a video is because you have PTSD?

  32. steven sanchez says:

    Bruh every video you make in the beginning you always say alright to lol

  33. Broly the sarcastic savage says:

    And than if you're lucky,you get to die"

    Me : but I'm the most unluckiest guy around.. SHIT!

  34. Mr_Slicker says:

    Man I love this channel

  35. MrMoose and Retard Vlogs says:

    "And then if your lucky you can die"

  36. gamer Alex mlg g says:

    But you told us you have no sister on one of your videos

  37. Pink&Blue Icon says:

    3:33 the start of a brewstew video

  38. Andrea Burleson says:


  39. Mike Carson says:

    Hi im Michael can I talk to michael

  40. Bip-Bap says:

    "Here's your stop, loser. Have fun not getting laid." The best line in this entire video.

  41. Evin Larocque says:

    3:26 just like you brewstew

  42. ツ Ochako Uraraka says:

    derky derky doo

  43. HuntFlame says:

    “Bitch I got kids to take care of”

  44. z_Tommy says:

    10 months ago exactly, this was uploaded.

  45. hiphop Elijah says:

    “I’ve never made a website since”
    But what about ?

  46. Powerman 12 says:

    Some Harry lee asswald I am

  47. Rileymations Studios says:

    A L R I G H T

  48. Naruto voltage says:

    3:16 when I'm with you

  49. dimex12345 says:

    But boolean if else and false true is easy

  50. Brandon Chen says:

    This man so lucky YouTube worked out for him

  51. Asher Kulman says:


  52. Finagin5 says:

    As a person who did web applications and game development I can say…. FUCK JAVA AND C++

  53. Finagin5 says:

    I mean they were no different from python bud I didn't feel like defining the word THE IN THE FUCKING INDEX EVER GOD DAMN PROGRAM NO I CAN'T JUST MAKE A FUCKING TEMPLET HAD TO HARD CODE EVERYTHING!!!

  54. ORBID says:

    “Have fun not getting laid!”

  55. Adam Skead says:

    Future me he right tho about future me has to pay for it

  56. Alisha Wiles says:

    Hey poop heads make more please lol

  57. CoolEvan23 says:


  58. Graphite ! says:

    Oh so thats where you get the alright from

  59. Ryleigh Ziegler says:

    I commute to college every day

  60. Elise Leonard says:


  61. neruda girl205 says:

    Is this why you say alright at the beginning of each story?

  62. Michael Ray says:

    I hated college. Except for one teacher. He was awesome. I actually learned something. The rest of it was a yawn.

  63. Savage Gamer2010 says:

    Dealer: You know you have to pay this back right?


    Also Tyler: Future me has to pay this back, and I could give 2 fucks about future me.

  64. xAngelxDeath says:

    That Programming Professor battered Brewstwe to the point he now says "alright".

  65. Sum Dood says:

    1:12 why is the 6 a 4?

  66. Isaac Lara says:

    Let’s be honest the stupid things are usually the best decision you can make and look where he at

  67. The Cockatoo says:

    But wait if they’re getting rid of Adobe Flash in December 2020, what does that mean..

  68. Daredevil Wrestling says:

    Now we know the evolution of brew stews alright

  69. Elijah Collins says:

    You and your college teacher have something in common

    You and your college teacher: alright

  70. gmf 2019 says:


  71. Zachary Snyder says:


  72. DJ Norrixx says:

    wheres your discord i cant see in in the desc

  73. Ghostly RedDelta says:


  74. KFCHero1 says:


  75. Thomas Lane says:

    Go to 3:27 and then go to 0:00

  76. A guy called Runic says:

    Dude I’m the type of person that says alright before and after sent ance s , FUCK

  77. Cameron Browning says:

    Wait did you know that adobe flash is shutting down in 2020

  78. Mohamad Mahmoud says:

    Your stick figers are acually way better then mines infact you do like the best stick figer in the world

  79. guga gum says:

    Today I woke up at 6 to go to college got train that I payed $3 to get the train then as I got there I got a message that it was cancelled

  80. Gaming Vics says:

    The start of btew saying Aright

  81. Chris Dooley says:

    Yes college sounded a lot like ‘dirky dirky doo’ that’s for sure lol

  82. Paul Hack says:

    so ive watched pretty much all of these. one of them you said you did not have a sister. this one you said you had your sister drop you off at college. another one you said these are based off real life.

  83. TheKnightInc. says:


  84. grey rinnon says:

    Anyone else go to a 4 yr college and WISH they had gone to community college instead?

  85. Juan Molina says:

    Car dealer man:um you know you have to pay this back
    Brewstew/tyler:i dont have to pay this back future me has to pay this back and i can give two f###s about future me

  86. Jayden Cardenas says:

    No caclas

  87. Skümmtööns '66 says:

    Now it's time to make all these segments into a cartoon series like a South Park kinda, or some shit like that, alright!🤣👍

  88. dum dum says:

    I'm used to thick accents due to my orchestra teacher and the fact I know more than 10+ ethnic people

  89. Diamond wolf Xcx says:

    3:30 he would say alright before every sentence 0:00 alright

  90. KingPenguin says:

    Man rants about his teacher that says Alright yet says alright in every single video

  91. Sierra North says:

    In 12 days tell my birthday

  92. SAGA THE KAWAii KiLLA says:


  93. Dr Pepper Man says:

    You have been diagnosed with aLrItEiotos

  94. Luciano Martinez says:

    Alright, let me teach you guys how to derivatives (the bullshit at 2:15) painlessly:

    You have a variable, let's say:

    5x^5 (5 X to the power of 5)

    To get the derivative of that, just multiply the exponent into the variable and subtract 1 from the exponent, so:

    5X^5 –> (5*5)X^(5-1) –> 25X^4

    25 X to the power of 4

    It's easy. It's just multiplication and subtraction.

  95. F1RE COMMANDO says:

    Hmm, its not like anyone that i watch does the same exact thing…


  96. Mr. Pig says:

    Find the wrong spelled word


  97. The Mario gang. says:


  98. Gamer626 says:

    4:39 Those are some interesting variable names you used in that java program

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