Ellen’s Never-Ending Scares

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– I still can’t believe that
last week was our 2,000th show, and–
[cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] A lot.
[cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] My team of researchers told me we’ve done a total
of 121 scares. 121 scares. Obviously I can’t show them
all to you, so here’s my– Uh, well, 120 of ’em. [audience laughter] Does Mike–is he like a–
does he like country songs? Does he like– — He’s a cowboy in the sense
of, like, we have a farm, and we, like, grow soybeans– – [yells]
– [screams] Come on!
[audience laughter] [rock music]
[cheers and applause] You watch your back, people.
[audience laughter] – Aah!
– Oh, my God! [cheers and applause] You know what? I want to do,
like, a full-on one. You gotta get me good. We’re going to be “Frozen,”
the sisters? – Uh huh.
– I’m gonna be Elsa. – [yells]
– Oh, my God! What the hell?
[cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] Like, what?
Why? – I don’t know. [clown laughing] – [bleep] stop! [clown laughing] [audience laughter] – Do you believe in ghosts? – Yeah, sure.
– It doesn’t sound like you do. – No, but–
[laughs] I mean, there’s different kinds,
I guess. – Well, sure, I mean
there are different kinds. – [yells]
– [screams] Oh, my God, oh, my God.
[cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] – [singing]
Stuck a feather in his hat And called it macaroni Yankee Doodle, keep it up Yankee Doodle– – [yells]
– [screams] [audience laughter] [cheers and applause] – Or jumping 12,000 together.
– So now you’re saying– So nothing
will scare you anymore. – Uh, nothing–
nothing, no, nothing– – [yells]
– Oh, my God, oh, my God! – [yells]
– [screams] [audience laughter] – [yells]
– Oh! – [yells]
– [screams] [laughs] – [yells]
– Ah! You son of a [bleep]! [audience laughter] – [yells] [cheers and applause] – I’m gonna cuss.
I’m gonna cuss on your show. I’m gonna cuss on your show.
– Go ahead. – That was–
That was some– [cheers and applause] [bleep] that.
[cheers and applause] – You’re getting roasted
on Comedy Central. – Yes.
– You have to be nervous. You have be scared,
I mean, right? – [yells]
– Oh, my God! [audience laughter] Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
[audience laughter] – I love scary movies.
– Oh, me too. I will not– – [yells]
– [screams] Oh–
That’s–that’s it. I’m not coming on
your show again. I can’t. – [yells]
– [screams] [screams]
[cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] – [yells]
– [screams] [screaming] – [yells]
– [screams] [screams again]
[cheers and applause] Oh, my God!
[cheers and applause] – [yells]
– Oh, you– [cheers and applause] – It’s cool, yeah, yeah.
I mean– – [yells]
– Oh, Jesus [bleep]! [cheers and applause] – [yells]
– [screams] [cheers and applause] – [yells]
– [screams] [bleep] [cheers and applause] [laughing] Oh, my God!
[cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] – [yells]
– [screams] [audience laughter] – [yells]
– Aah! Oh! [cheers and applause] – [yells]
– Oh, God! [cheers and applause] – There’s an opportunity for,
you know, I think– – [yells]
– Oh, my God! What the [bleep]? [cheers and applause] Where is that guy?
[cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] Where’s that guy?
Bring him back. [cheers and applause]

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