High as Hell at Homecoming (GAME)


High as Hell at Homecoming (GAME)

(upbeat music) (mysterious techno music) – Have you ever done one of these before? – No. – Bye. – [Ally] Ah, homecoming weekend. How quaint. Except, you’re crazy high. – (coughing) Worth it. – [Ally] Two secret stoners will attempt to hide their high
through homecoming weekend without getting caught and expelled. – (laughing) What the
(bleep) is that word? – [Ally] Through a series of challenges, a group of citizens will
try to sniff them out and eliminate them from the game. – (laughing) Look at his eyes! – I’m not high. – You’re the high person!
– Oh wait a minute, yeah, look at your red eyes. – [Ally] But if the stoners
can kill off the citizens one by one and be the last two standing, they win. (cheering) – [Ally] This is Paranoia. – My name’s Lauren, and I have a non-existent
relationship with weed. – (Male voice) Have you ever smoked? – I’ve done it but like, you know. When I was in high school. But, I just got too high. I would morph into the
couch when I sit down, so after I was like 18 I’d kind of like just stopped doing it. – My name is Parker, and I used to smoke a lot in college, and I think I burnt myself out on it because now I hate smoking weed. If I’m the stoner, people would probably be
able to tell immediately. – (Male voice) Pick a card
and reveal who you are. – All right. – (laughs) Here we go. – [Ally] Each round the
stoners will select a player to eliminate from the game. The other players include three square citizens.
– I’m a citizen. – I’m a citizen. – [Ally] A narc who can find
out whether a player is stoned, – I’m the medic. – [Ally] And a medic
who can chose one player to protect from elimination. They can even choose themselves, as long as it’s never twice in a row. Hidden in the group is one poser. – Hey, I’m the poser. – [Ally] Pretending to be high and taking the heat off the
stoners to help them win. – Are you high? (laughs) – Aye aye aye. – Ooh it’s that thing. I’ve seen this, never done it. You’re gonna have to
really help me with this. – Ooh. – Oh hell no. (Parker Coughs) (Lauren Coughs) – I feel like that was like too much. Yeah. I know right now. It was too much. (coughing) – Welcome everybody to Paranoia. This week we’re going to homecoming. And the campus is filled
with old rich people who feel like they personally paid for your financial aid package. Two people at this table forgot
how important this week is, and they are impossibly stoned. To kick things off, we are going to bring you
guys a bunch of snacks. Feel free to eat. – Oh baby.
– Don’t feel like it will make you look stoned. We got some chips,
– Mm-hmm. – That aren’t branded, and then we’ve got some
equally unbranded candy. (mischievous music) Okay guys we’re going
into our first challenge. Everyone remembers the
university fight song, right? Sing these lyrics acapella and find the rhythm among yourselves. Let’s bring those lyrics in. – Amazing. This is a good challenge. – Yeah.
– This is easier if you’re high.
(laughs) – Yeah, seriously. Someone’s just like I got this. – Yeah yeah. Music? Totally. – This is heavy duty paper. How much did it cost?
(contestants agreeing) – This is card stock.
– you guys went to a nice school, okay? – Wow.
– All right, get ready. Once you start singing, please don’t stop. Let’s do it. And- (all singing) ♪Eighteen hundred sixty-two, ♪four men conquered south Saroo, ♪ ♪three of the men came home to one wife, ♪ ♪they knew how to save a life. ♪ ♪Where did I go wrong? ♪ ♪I lost a friend, ♪ ♪ at this University near Michigan ♪ ♪For Honor! ♪ ♪For our family! ♪ ♪For Donald Fry! ♪ ♪Donald Fry the founder of the school! ♪ ♪He’s an ole white guy
who commissioned statues ♪ ♪of himself around campus! ♪ ♪We can agree this University
will live in infamy! ♪ – Yay! All right we’re going to jump
right in our first round. For this we need everyone
to close your eyes, uh, do we have a question? – May I say something really quickly? I just want to say to everybody, if I’ve ever done anything to upset you, please be-
– okay, moving right along moving right along. Stoners, open your eyes and find each other without moving. Who would you like to
kill right off the bat? Okay, great. Close your eyes. Now I would like to talk to the narc. Narc, open up your eyes. Who would you like to know about? (buzzer) Close your eyes. Let’s see the medic. Who would you like to save? Great. Everyone open up your eyes! And shield them. Because last night someone
was ejected from the game. Chris, you’re out. No words, I’m sorry. Come with me this way. Yeah take a chip with you. (laughs) You get to go sit up there
in our lovely cabana. – That was ridiculous. I thought I was gonna
lead the attention towards obviously who was apparently stoned, and like find whoever else was. – So Chris is out of the game. If anyone has any allegations
right off the bat, go.
– I hate to say it but can we all just look at
Parker’s face real quick? – Yeah.
– It’s absolutely Parker. I didn’t wanna, I don’t wanna- – It’s eight hundred million
percent Parker. (laughs) – Interesting. – That’s a second that’s a third, fourth fifth sixth, – All right all right. Parker and one of them because
they both clammed up and went “nah, it’s not Parker.” – You guys, he gets 30 seconds- – What is it about my face? My eyes?
– Everything. (laughing) “what is it about my face.” – No question. – Because my shirt’s pink,
– it’s mostly your eyes. – My eyes probably look a little pink too, – You’re right. You’re right.
– Reflecting off of my shirt. – All right Parker you get
30 seconds uninterrupted, why aren’t you a stoner? – Who believes it? Really, what we need this for, because we know he’s high. We need to figure out
who the other person is. So how do y’all react to it? – I think it’s her. – You almost… – I don’t know what you’re talking about. – One of them’s the poser, ones the stoner right? – I mean I heard the most ruckus, disgusting coughing I’ve
ever heard in my life. And I think I know who’s it was. – If you think it was me it wasn’t me. – I think it was Parker. In case there was any doubt. – Okay, either you might be the other guy, we’ve already decided this. What we’re trying to figure out right now is who is the second person? (contestants arguing) – Lauren doesn’t smoke a lot of weed and she’s been silent this whole time. – I’m being quiet all day. I’m tired still. You know what I mean?
– You liar. – No Lauren’s eyes I
can tell a little bit, she’s my second choice. – I don’t think you’re either the stoner or the person. Definitely not.
– Yeah, I’m functional, I’m just like- – Your turn? You’re not running the game. (laughing) – 30 seconds is over. Everyone close your eyes this
is gonna be a blind voting, because justice is blind. Who thinks Parker is high raise your hand. And put your hands down. Great, I know I made it
blind but it was unanimous. So Parker you are out. Thank you so much Parker what were you? – I was one of the stoners. – Good riddance.
– Bye Parker. – Parker was very talkative
before this game started. This game was the quietest
Parker’s been so far. – There were no words
before he had to talk. – I feel like the fact
that I smoked right before, it made my eyes super puffy. And I knew I had this
game if I was going to be anything but the stoner. Because it’s just always so
physically noticeable with me. And so I feel like that put
me at a huge disadvantage. (horse whinnies) – Moving right along. We go right into our next challenge. A new mascot. Some white-haired old bat
has rolled into campus with a million dollar check declaring that your current school mascot the pelican, is too weak. You have three minutes to draw the most masculine mascot imaginable. – Whoa. I’m impressed that you said that. Masculine mascot. – Imaginable.
– Imaginable. (laughing) – We’re going to fly in
some papers and pens- – Are you high? – I think his laugh is the other stoner. – I’m not though. – He really through Parker
under the (beep) bus. – I’m not high. I’m not trying to throw you off, I’m not high. – You’ve been going hard on these snacks, and you waited until I took a bite before you even took your first one. – Exactly. He was like… We’re good. (tense music) – Wait. Let the record show that Ralph
is drawing his on the eraser. – What are you doing? – Oh no!
(contestants laughing) – Did you think this was a table? – Honestly that’s so funny. – If you’re the poser, that’s the biggest power play
I’ve ever seen in my life. – Oh my god.
– That was real! – Ally, can you do me a favor? Will you pull your shirt
up and go like this? – For like a big strong masculine muscle? – Mm-hmm.
– Yeah you got it. (grunting) I’ve been working out. All right. Ruja, how about you start. – I did a giant (beep). (host laughing) – A what? – A giant (beep) wearing (beep). – Go fighting giant (beep).
– Yeah. It’s a veiny (beep) with
a slightly hairy (beep). – I don’t want to fight it. – I just put a tiger, because I was just thinking of some Frosted Flakes just now, and I was like that’s the
most masculine like creature. – You’re not the stoner. – So, that’s what I went with. (contestants giggling) Tony the Tiger, but you know, for our school. – All right great. – I decided to stay with the pelican just because I’m a traditionalist, but so it’s a pelican
drinking its own tears, and then it’s saying
“don’t look, don’t look.” It’s drinking the tears so
that no one will see the tears, and then I think I may have overdone it, I tried to draw a chain wheel. – I did a fun little
flexing bicep costume. Here are his little legs and eyes. And also he has a little kissy mouth. Like oh (kissy noise) your
mascot has been canceled. – Oh, he’s kissing his own gun. – No it’s someone else’s theoretically. – That looks exactly like my arm too. – You know it was perfect. (giggles) How do you draw? – (laughing) Just period? – Well the first part, should I, no.
– Yeah show it. You’re being insane, what are you doing?
– Show us the mini one. – Oh let’s just pretend
this never happened. – (laughing) yeah. – So my first thing was Mike Tyson. I thought we were supposed
to draw it on this thing. Because I don’t need an eraser. – You just need a mistake. (laughs) You made a mistake on an eraser. That’s like the biggest irony.
– Can we redraw him saying “oh I just didn’t need an eraser” as our definition of masculinity? – And then did you redraw Mike Tyson? – Yes, I redrew bigger this time. – It’s cool. – One and a half times bigger. – Mike Tyson has really big breasts. – Yeah.
(contestants laughing) – All right. Next up? – I also have a flexing bicep, but I gave it some angry
eyes and some teeth. And I gave it a double bicep, and some rocket boosters, and then it’s over a volcano and there’s a dude just
going “oh” in the side. I think you need that, like, what is masculinity like in a void? It doesn’t mean anything. You need someone like “oh” so who’s like, reacting off of it. – Yeah, wow.
– I’m so sorry to ask this, but who’s is better? – It’s really a hard, it’s such awesome (contestants clamoring) – I’ve got a whole cast of
characters that are ready to go. – All right we’re gonna go
right into the next thing. Everyone close your eyes. Stoners, open up your eyes. Who would you like to kill? Great. Narc? Who would you like to know about, Narc? Great. Okay, medic open up your eyes. Who would you like to save? Everyone open up your eyes. Last night, someone was
ejected from the game. And that person was Ruja. I’m sorry. Make your way to the cabana. – I should not have saved
myself probably the very first, cause I think I was doing
a good job guessing and, I wasn’t that surprised because
I had it coming for her. (laughs) – It’s accusation time. – I am highly suspicious of Ralph. – I think it’s you. – I think it’s Lauren. I think it’s one of them. Cause neither of them jumped on Parker. – Okay that’s old news. – That’s old news! – Yeah but who drew on the eraser? – That’s true.
– I’m sorry like, – That doesn’t matter. – Are you the narc? – That’s old news. Come on. – I refuse to answer any more questions. – I do think, I think Ralph might be the poser. – Who’s the medic? – I think that Lauren might be the stoner. – I think that Loner might – Also like we could end
this right here and now. – You’re tripping over your words, Coming right out of the gate hot. – I think that Lauren
– Jumping at me, I don’t know man. You’re coming a little strong, and just because I’m mellow and I’m keeping my composure right now, it feels like I
– because I’m not the chill person everyone
wants to hang out with. – I though I heard you come
back as the third person, you smelled like mango, I know there’s no mango around here so it’s got to be aerosol, – But I know you hate fruit so – And then you went-
– there’s no mango in this part of the world. – The African smell. – When you went “uh”. I knew it was you. – [Ralph] But we both know I go through. – Uh,
– and if look. Are you gonna nominate her? I nominate Lauren. Second it (beep) – Why are you so,
– what do you think? – What are you so weak about
this (beep) for right now? – Because now you’re freaking me out making me think that you’re the stoner and you’re gonna get me out! – I feel like I trust you. I don’t know if this is wrong on my part, but I feel like-
– no you don’t, that was a lie-
– Let’s finish right. I don’t know about these three. – Guys, listen to me.
– I’m not high. – Remember when you
didn’t listen to me before and remember what happened?
– I’m gonna say, I’ll second that,
– I’m telling you listen to me it is Lauren. – If you’re gonna guilt
trip me into it, okay. – Yeah I don’t know man. – Lauren has an official second, if you guys don’t vote for her
to be ejected from the game, you have one more shot. – I’ve kind of stayed the same, I’ve been very like, you know. Just relaxed. I came here relaxed. – Okay.
(laughing) – So I’m just chilling.
– Is he high? I hate this.
(laughing) I can’t tell I don’t know you. – I am not high! Lauren is high! Lauren is clearly high. You know that she is. You know that she is.
– I’m going to agree but… – Just go with it. – Time to vote so
everyone close your eyes. – We just talked over her completely. – That was beyond rude.
– [Host] This is for Lauren. – You guys didn’t even
give me a chance so. – Yeah that was messed up.
– I don’t know. – If you think Lauren is high, vote now. Wow all right. Eyes open. Lauren I’m sorry but
you are out of the game. What were you? – I was the stoner. – Oh you guys won! All right citizens won but I will say, Ralph lost as the poser, you were a terrible poser, – That’s how it goes? – Yeah. – You’re on your own team. You’re trying to get
kicked out as the stoner. – No. – Now get out of my backyard. (contestants laughing) – If I’m being honest with you, I do not understand how this game works. (giggles) Somehow it didn’t get to me that I was supposed to be on
the stoner’s side as the poser. I thought that basically the poser, you just I guess I just thought you win? I don’t know. (laughs) Yeah now that I think about it, yeah, yeah. I should have, I should have looked over
the rules a little harder. (techno music) (Host laughing) Did you like that episode of Paranoia? Well there’s a whole season
coming to Sign up for your free trial today. (laughs)

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100 thoughts on “High as Hell at Homecoming (GAME)”

  1. CollegeHumor says:

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  2. Sam Chaney says:

    If you're spending the budget on a set, cameras and audio gear, actors, and game design, seriously please actually train the contestants on how the game is played. It's frustrating watching what could be good content consistently ruined by people not knowing what their role is or how to play the game. If they screw it up, just call it a day and film another take with different roles/people instead of uploading the screw ups.

  3. Alysm says:

    Raph did a shitty job 😒 honestly the posers are always so retarded

  4. wyntersdarkness says:

    It would be better if they used a cannabis leaf instead of a green maple leaf.

  5. I like anime way too much says:

    This reminds me of playing Mafia at summer camp

  6. Sloppy joe says:

    Explain the rules plz to the players

  7. Brittany Moore says:

    This was hilarious Lmfao I love Raph so much 😂

    Also, Lauren looks like Michelle Wolf

  8. Mlungisi Shezi says:


  9. Arghya Raihan says:

    Jesus, Raph, you did the exact opposite of what you were supposed to do.

  10. Yuji Chibana says:

    Mafia with weed

  11. Daniel Solomon says:


  12. TheMike0088 says:

    so, either both katie and raph have the intellect of a grade schooler, or ally is TERRIBLE at explaining things.

  13. Inge Meems says:

    Raph at the end is hilarious 😂😂

  14. Karis M. says:

    lauren sounds exactly like billie eilish wow

  15. GoldenPantaloons says:

    Funny idea, but you guys suck at this game so much it's painful to watch. Did you seriously not explain the rules… again?

  16. Chad Michael says:

    Fucksake Rav.

  17. MaxStealsStuff says:

    Fucking Raphael did the fuckening .. also why are stoner voting against other stoners so often?

  18. Abcc says:

    Omg nobody knows how to be the poser

  19. doodle town says:

    Age restricted

  20. rnjbond says:

    Wtf was this

  21. 40 Minutes to 5:00 says:

    If they ever bring back Clone High Raph should be Ghandi

  22. Idris KHR says:

    New rules :
    – Stoners takes edibles 1h before the game
    – Everyone must wear sunglasses

  23. UnknownSpiral says:

    Raph did half of his job really well. Only half

    Wouldn't it be easier for the poser if the poser knew who the stoners were?

  24. DukeDanseMacambre says:

    Was funny at first but the poser ruined it by not knowing the rules and ruined it only minutes in. Sad times.

  25. noy sho says:

    They're just playing "the murderer" and frankly? I don't give a shit

  26. kristi austrie says:

    Please make more of this. I LOVE THIS GAME!

  27. Ada Hartnett says:

    This is like 1 night ultimate werewolf but weird and with challenges! Coo

  28. Zelda says:

    this would be a fun game if you can iron out the kinks, like sunglasses and frebreezing for everyone and explaining the jobs better.

  29. easily offended says:

    Raph literally threw this game. Ruined it for everyone and the viewers. Mafia requires that everyone understands the rules or it becomes unbalanced.

  30. Haha Ok says:

    I think Raphael just thought he had to pretend to be high

  31. fedos says:

    Once when I was playing Werewolf and was one of the two, the other werewolf accused me at the first opportunity.

  32. Campbell Porter says:

    1:02 this girl is lying she seems like she smokes a lot lmao

  33. Kyle Jenkins says:

    If we're gonna keep doing this ya'll need to make a print out of the rules or something. Cause this is amateur hour

  34. rxdleys logoless says:

    I love Raph 😂🤣

  35. Tony Ze Tigër says:


  36. S M says:

    They NEED to explain the rules of the game better

  37. Chloe_ Bright says:

    Honestly these posers suck and ruin the whole point of the game.

  38. Ivy M Lh says:

    Am I the only one bothered by the fact they called it a “masculine mascot”??

  39. Aurora Lorelei says:

    I thought raph was being the poser when he drew on the eraser… but no he legitimately just drew on the eraser

  40. zachary lord-rule says:

    Legit, that’s like twice that the poser has misunderstood their role, I feel like they should explain it better.

  41. Thearoy says:

    so its just werewolf but stoners

  42. Robin McEvoy says:

    I wanna see Ally play! Get a guest host!

  43. lilsunkitten says:

    Requirements for this game:

    1. Get the narc out first
    2. The poser somehow can't figure out their role

  44. Soren ! says:

    They should absolutely explain win conditions to people. Cuz these posers aren't good at posing.

  45. sniperkittykat says:

    I think they're confusing the Posers because the Poser isn't in on the vote like the stoners are. Ethier way they should probably have explained things more clearly after the first time.

  46. Jade Damboise Rail says:

    I would straight up panic with a hit that big.

  47. Jade Damboise Rail says:

    I would rock at the mascot drawing part.

  48. Jade Damboise Rail says:

    I would love to be a poser.

  49. Miranda D says:

    seen the poser putting the stoner down ok. Guess I'll find another video cause I ain't doing this again.

  50. Otter Pops says:

    You should do one where WE don't know either!!! It would make it interactive

  51. Diamond Diaz says:

    Man those antigravity bongs 😍

  52. Sky lmao says:

    this series is hilarious. please keep it going!

  53. TDP_Carnage1 says:


  54. Lisa Hoshowsky says:

    Ahh, this is the werewolf game! I love playing this game!!

  55. Juan Pablo Robayo says:

    Me: "Wow Raph is using some high-level reverse psychology, this guy's got some serious–"
    Raph: "Lol, I didn't know the rules, I thought I was supposed to win-win, y'know?"
    Me: Dies of every kind of sweetness-related diseasediabetes

  56. bdarty86 says:

    Everyone is high and they have cards to say what they are. But yeah that's my opinion. But im gonna watch one more and if the poser gets it wrong again I'm done. It ruins the whole game

  57. Don’t Worry About It says:

    By far one of the best things CH has come up with. I really hope to become part of the cast one day. Or even just work there. Low key high key making it a career goal. Pray I can earn it one day 👌

  58. Danielle Sene says:

    So what do the players think the pose like ISSS???????

  59. Taylor H. says:

    i liked it better when ally gave a lil story ab how the stoners smoked out the people who were kicked off, it was funny and added to the whole game
    also the idea is fantastic but the execution is so poor with the posers not knowing what their role is, red eyes, people knowing who is moving during elimination rounds, etc.

  60. e w says:

    what happened to the little stories they’d tell when someone got sent out

  61. SugarHoneyIceTea says:

    Ngl Ralph high key ruined this episode XD

  62. rloach067 says:

    this is the best version of mafia i have ever seen 😂 i need to do this

  63. rloach067 says:

    ralph completely ruined the game 😂😂😂 please make more with people underetanding their roles 😆

  64. vic b says:

    Maybe you should explain "poser" a bit more… Katie then Raph…

  65. sebastian hogue says:

    i thought he was doing reverse psychology

  66. Michi Go says:

    i was about to sign up for drop out so I could see more of these videos but seeing the Posers mess up twice rlly put me off doing so atm :///

  67. Decoy Sheet says:

    People get annoyed so easily in the comments, geez. Y’all need to get high.

  68. Quicky69 says:

    They really do snipe these Narcs sooo fast.

  69. Katherine Kempher says:

    Omg the poser role seems so easy to explain. Yet deez fucktards keep fucking it up 😂 I am about to lose some marbles

  70. Mary says:

    Bruh Raph pissed me off

  71. Emerson Leslie says:

    Paranoia is probably the best thing to happen to collegehumor I absolutely love it

  72. Stella Von Bonsdorff says:

    The posers not understanding their role is the most frustrating and aggravating thing ever

  73. Hank says:

    I want a tattoo of trapp's mascot

  74. Peache Kisses says:

    ralph don’t even need to pretend hes doin anything cause his personality is just being stoned

  75. caroline lane says:

    It’s difficult to enjoy these videos when the poser doesn’t play correctly and when the stoners fucking vote out the other stoner 😂😂

  76. Jasmine Gould says:

    Why do posers keep messing up the rules. Its not that complicated

  77. Emma Braidot says:

    either theyre shitty at explaining their role to the posers, or they just pick stupid ppl.

  78. Jane Justice Doe says:

    I always thought the saying "Justice is blind" was funny considering my name's Justice and my eyes will only get worse over time xD

  79. Anjelica Verlin says:

    Hey I’m from Michigan

  80. Tristan Bear says:

    Why do the posers always forget there job!?

  81. i spend all my money on weed says:

    15:11 that was me for the first 1 and a 1/2 episodes i watched lmao

  82. Jakan1404 says:

    This is werewolf

  83. Naive_Shy says:

    Y'all need to give the stoners visine or something

  84. B says:

    I like it the way it is . lol

  85. B says:

    The poser ratted 😭😂

  86. roguetowel says:

    The security cam starts at 4:20?

  87. Tracey Mamu says:

    The posers are so annoying like stfu 🙄

  88. Hbuff22 _ says:

    U should make one where the viewers don’t know who is high

  89. Rose Quill says:

    Raph may have showed up high

  90. Gruk’Nar Orcish War-yer, here to sue says:

    I love how this is just high people werewolf. Man it sure does feel like the poser pre games this cause they never remember their goal?

  91. Chef Evan says:

    It’s mafia but funnier

  92. Cobalt Calico says:

    They need to explain the rules amd hamd out sunglasses!!!

  93. Charlotte says:

    Collegehumor's employees doesn't know how to play their own game… XD

  94. Elly Green says:

    I think the poser just needs to be eradicated from the game because no one know how to do it

  95. tiny mouse says:

    8:29 you're supposed to be saying you are

  96. echo insanity says:

    me always acting like im high — ID BE PERFECT

  97. Amal Kharoufi says:

    How did they make that bong?

  98. Murder Clown says:

    i hate how the poser NEVER KNOWS how to play

  99. Justin Lederer says:

    wtf papinogood

  100. Kolina James says:

    Collage or not, ima still play this with my friend

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