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“Indian Tech Support” | Russell Peters – Almost Famous

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“Indian Tech Support” | Russell Peters – Almost Famous


Anything Indian people can do I can’t do I’m always impressed whenever you do something intelligent like computers. I’m shit on a computer I’m not good… Are you good on a computer, Edward? You’re Chinese, you better be going computer you You f*cking making them all day the least you could do is be good on them. I mean Well you work with a computer for a living yeah, so yeah What do you prefer a PC or a Mac? I prefer PC. PC, right. That’s how you know you’re good on a computer. People don’t believe me when I say I’m not good on a computer. Like, “You’re an Indian.” “Supposed to be good on the computer.” An Indian guy going he’s not good on a computer is like a black guy going, “I ain’t got no rhythm.” PC. That’s that’s that’s the show-off. You know that’s a “Ya, I know how to get on a computer and avoid diseases.” I use a Mac because Mac’s are stupid people friendly. I am a stupid people. The real reason I use the Mac is because I go to a lot of questionable websites Look, what I’m trying to tell you is If you’re going to surf porn on a mac. Surfing porn on a mac is like having sex with a condom on. You know, you’re like, “I don’t care what she has.” “Hehehehehehehehe” “I’m not gonna get anything.” Surfing porn on a PC is like raw doggin a hooker, you know? “Oh my god, it feels good but I’m scared.” “I’m so scared.” “Oh my god it burns when I download.” You know the worst day in my life is the worst day in My life is when I have a problem with my laptop and I have to call the 1-800 number on the back of it I don’t care that. They’ve outsourced the call to India that actually makes me happy Part that bothers means that that guy in India knows who I am I call up. I’m like ”Yeah I have a problem my laptop.” “Okay sir. and your good name?” I’m like ”I’m sorry?” “Your good name.” My good name? What is that, my password? You want my password? “No No, sir. Your good name. Your good name.” “F*ck, the f*ck is my good name?” “Sir, your surname, your family name.” Oh, so why don’t you say so? Uh, Peters. “Okay. And your *jibberish*” What’s that? “Your *jibberish*” I… I don’t have a forest name, no. Enchanted? I suppose if I was in the forest my name would be lost. What are you asking me right now? “No no, sir. Your first name…your first name.” What the f*ck is my *jibberish* What is that? Slow it down buddy. “Okay sir, your fir… ” That’s the same f*cking thing. “Sir the name you use on a daily basis.” Oh. haha, Sorry, man. Russell. “Okay. Haaa!” “No Wayyyyyyyyyyy.” “Is it really you?” I’m all proud. I’m like, yes yes, it is. He goes: “Well well well…” “…all those jokes you made, huh?” “Now who needs help, huh?” “Okay, bastard. Here’s what we’re going to do.” “I am going to mirror your computer.” You’re going to what? “Mirror your computer.” You’re going to mirror my computer? What does that mean? I’m going to gain full access to your laptop… remotely.” Oh really, and how do you think that and then I just see the mouse moving around on my screen? I’m like what the hell happened. He goes. I have gained full access to your laptop “Let’s quickly go through your history.” You know what let’s not go through my history, how about that? “Well well well… Lusty Grandmas.” It was a pop-up. “I’m sure it popped up just fine, huh?” “‘Seems to pop up 3-4 times a day!”

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100 thoughts on ““Indian Tech Support” | Russell Peters – Almost Famous”

  1. Xavier Pegasus says:

    Russell Peters is easily one of the funniest comedians out there

  2. NAMNEWS 365 says:

    What was the “good name”? ☺️

  3. gokul P says:

    "Nooooo waaayyyyyy", best part 🤣

  4. Shreya Choudhury says:

    I couldn’t stop laughing 😂 he’s so funny! Thank you Russell!

  5. Kim Kim says:

    there are alot ..i mean a lot of indian tech suport tutorial on youtube , i don;t think i can live without them

  6. John Huckabey says:

    the reason the public "construes" indians to be good on computers is because of the movie short circuit… 🙂 watch it.. it will change your life

  7. alumGray says:

    Incognito mode exists tho so need to spend a thousand bucks for a very expensive Apple computer.

  8. hyndscs says:

    Why would you surf porn on a Mac. I've personally written a Mac virus

  9. kan 07 says:

    Heisstupid people 😂

  10. Lucas The Spider says:

    i just died 😂

  11. Adarsh Choudhary says:

    Lusty Grandma LMAO

  12. Mad9977 Productions says:

    "I don't have a forest name, no" 😂

  13. Mel O says:

    Ruuuusell!!! here I was thinking you were a clean, family guy comedian. Tsk tsk

  14. Archit Namboodiri says:

    as a indian computer science student this just makes me more pumped to work at tech support

  15. Art Jimenez says:

    so f*** true with the Indian people on Tech support. I usually hang up afterwards

  16. Mara P says:

    Russell is just a gift that keeps on giving.

  17. Darren Morin says:

    3:07 NOOO WAAAYY!! 😂😂😂

  18. Robert Kushner says:

    I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT YOU!! I don't know how I've never heard of you before. And I just searched you and found out you are the third highest paid comedian in the world in 2016!!??? Is that right? That's incredible! Congrats!!!! You ARE very talented and incredibly funny. Your delivery is great! Nice to finally (meet) you! Come to Los Angeles!

  19. Lava Gamer says:

    Sir the name u use on daly bases. Hahah

  20. Thomas Kurei Blood says:

    0:33

  21. Mary Katherene Shuskey says:

    The ‘forest name and lusty grandma’ hahahaha had me laughing so hard🤣😂😅

  22. Christopher Sinambela says:

    u fckin made my day and its 2 am

  23. Panda Eclipse says:

    Why is most of his joke mostly racial stereotypes?

  24. AkeemHimself says:

    Incognito mode
    That is all

  25. Vaibhav Maswadkar says:

    He asking your father name

  26. Shubham Kushwaha says:

    Bhai esi english bol taki samajh me aye adhe word tu muh ke ander kha leta h sale

  27. akash sharma says:

    That's exactly how a South Indian would sound 😂

  28. moreno franco says:

    Love it!

  29. Hashir Alam says:

    Anyone indian …. # 370

  30. J says:

    The problem is when the Indian hacker call you and tell you to turn on your pc.

    I hold and wasted time of a Indian girl hacker.

    I went to my car and described many problems with my computer ( 🚘 computer) until she realized that I was messing with her.

    Other time I start pushing bottom on my microwave oven and after long time a said:

    OOPS!!
    I thought this was my pc.
    Since them the fake
    Technical support
    Stopped to bug me.

    Remember

    “ Don’t get mad
    Get even”

  31. aviel ego says:

    Couldn't stop laughin in the last part

  32. Random Dude says:

    Paka he was taking to a South Indian fellow

  33. VIJAYKUMAR says:

    https://youtu.be/tTugmoEARdo please support and share

  34. chandan sinha says:

    😳😳

  35. Following Phan says:

    I literally went though the name thing but with a Filipino.

  36. Chad bad says:

    I remember getting an interview call and the dude was Indian.I was like fuck off you scamming piece of shit. The dude was a real recruiter lmao

  37. Sudhakar Bellary says:

    https://youtu.be/bgM-zRkhlcM

  38. Mind Diet says:

    The best comedian hands down

  39. Mimi says:

    This guy gets away with everything, lol 😂 😂😂😂

  40. Kadu Camilo says:

    OMG! You're the best one.

  41. NickEvershedMusic says:

    Holy shit this guy is funny

  42. Hanabi - Chan says:

    I used pop up excuses to fool my friend before as well but yep… He already noticed how the pop ups come everyday like, who the hell will believe you if you say “An [Porn star name] ad popped up out of nowhere and it’s been like this everyday”… In the end of it all, he just got used to me making excuses and he just laughs it off like he saw nothing hahaha

  43. Navin Shankar says:

    ,,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

  44. MACX says:

    There is too many indian tech youtubers ughh

  45. *Wonka* says:

    Computers are from the USA first..thats why you have problems you didnt know that once you realize then your computer will serve you well.

  46. James Angel says:

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Fucking Indians grilled again

  47. E A says:

    From 1:46 is the best moment

  48. sarvan lal says:

    This was a south Indian tone😂😂

  49. Dr Reform says:

    Or just install Linux, but its for smarter people.

  50. Akash Hazarika says:

    Pop culture ridiculing of the indian accent 😷,can't digest more now

  51. Harrison Boone says:

    There is no way that guy in India said "well,well,well", I can guarantee he said "vell, vell. vell". There is nothing more confusing to an Indian than the letter "W"….. 🙂

  52. CARIBBIAN says:

    I died at well well well…lusty grandma

  53. Amaan Rehman says:

    !xobile

  54. Kevin Lee says:

    This guy is the king of comedy. Especially when he makes fun for f my father’s language the Arabic language. I really enjoy him

  55. jon fraer says:

    I hang up on them but they keep calling back till you talk to them.

  56. Shawn L says:

    Omg!!!! It burns when I download!!! Lol 😂 😂 😂 dead

  57. The Real World says:

    Someone pronounced your name bencho or not??

  58. AnyRussian says:

    Not bad Russell, not bad =)

  59. Ganesh Gaitonde says:

    Trust me, as an Indian I am sick of them too huh.

  60. cleo7282 says:

    He's such a misogynist

  61. PI2019-007 says:

    Boring AF …..needs to get new content.

  62. Gihan Vlogs says:

    Subscribe to Gihan Vlogs

  63. Chiemeka Nwogu says:

    Lamoo.

  64. Shubham Manna says:

    He really nailed the Indian English accent 😂

  65. Gorgeous Baby says:

    Indian and Porn are inseparable just like Tom and Jerry. 🤭

  66. Rashid Khan says:

    Believe I worked for a tech process and Americans are so funny ..they are super dumb .and don't wanna use their brain ..this is my experience…I am an Indian but I have put on North American acccent

  67. Deana K says:

    You mean INDIAN TECH SUPPORT

    SCAMMERS!

  68. Dave Saenz says:

    It's funny how they used words like , "T for Tumeric, A for alpha, G for ginger, K for kamasutra, lol

  69. Srinath Obeysekara says:

    the day his children watch this sort of videos on youtube hmm

  70. Bharth Yadav says:

    Lusty grandma lol

  71. The Great Gatsby says:

    If you are using pc you must be good at computers.
    Meanwhile Ubuntu users : Am I a joke to you.

  72. D V says:

    Russel Peters, comedy legends

  73. GrApEs KaMei says:

    "Ownage pranks"??

  74. Sonoma Wine Tour Drivers says:

    Peter from India..nicest guy in the world….worked at the Santa Rosa Valero gas station until he won the lottery a few weeks ago….last I heard he has a nineteen year old American girlfriend….true story

  75. Mobile Gamer says:

    🤣

  76. DarkstarAndrew01 says:

    OMG you are funny, thank you for making me laugh. <3

  77. Jasen Tan says:

    This fucking indian is overrated, mocking people like his better than them. Fuck You!

  78. Shine the Light says:

    A total misconception that black people have rhythm.

  79. Botros Ojeil says:

    " omg it burns when I download "

  80. Lee Steal says:

    The best tech support I've had is from India. They are the reason I am so good with the computer now.

  81. Anro Posey says:

    He had a bulge when he was talking about mac

  82. Clifford J. Summers Sr. says:

    On a conference call, a co-worker kept asking about "daily variables" … after numerous times asking about "daily variables" with no answer, she made a note on her screen (that she was sharing) … "deliverables" … the modules in the program we were talking about.

  83. IA IK says:

    Indian tech support a contradiction in terms.

  84. Ananya Roy says:

    Watching him with a straight face and it's finally making sense as to why he's "almost" famous.

  85. Kari kalan says:

    த்தா உன் டைமிங்க அடிச்சக்கவே முடியாது பீட்டர்சிங் மாமு….நீ கலக்குயா…!!!

  86. i'm meet says:

    maz jobrani is better than him

  87. Hicham says:

    So Russel Peters is indian name?!

  88. jrelated1 says:

    Anyone whos called Xbox live customer support knows the pain….

  89. fahad khan says:

    Indian spks much better and clearer English than Americans.. mind u

  90. Walter 777 Smith says:

    I love him . I just had a customer from India he was so funny and cool guy. But still I love Indian accent it's funny and cool .

  91. FurryFace says:

    a Forest name would be enchanting , lol

  92. DEEJAY PRINCE says:

    Fucking 🐐

  93. I love kwek kwek says:

    he's funny, but he uses his comedy act discriminating people…

  94. AllGeeksTV says:

    Ye UP Bihar wale aise English bolte hai aur poore india ki bejjati krte hai

  95. YouTube Reviews says:

    Insta @lookingattoys for your good name sign

  96. LogicalNotes says:

    More racism

  97. Jack Ridge says:

    lmao!

  98. samson chitalu says:

    This jokes is very similar to that old Trevor Noah hospital joke

  99. Allen McKinney says:

    I saw an Indian man in a Subway once with full Indian head dress and he was on the phone with tech support and I can hear the tech guy speaking perfect American but the Indian guy couldn't understand him. I laughed and thought karma bitch. Lol

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