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Is Donald Trump Trying to Deport Melania? | The Daily Show


While her husband has struggled to get his approval rating
over 40%, Melania has
consistently remained the country’s
most popular Trump. And personally, I love her, too, because we have so much
in common. We’re both immigrants. Neither of us would be here
if it weren’t for Donald Trump. And I’m just gonna
put it out there. We’re both style icons.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s right, Melania.
This bish stole your look. (laughter, applause) Now… Now the reason
I’ve been thinking about Melania lately
is because, in the wake of Trump’s
recent immigration crackdown, I’ve started
to notice something that’s got me really concerned. I think Donald Trump is trying
to deport… Melania. (laughter) No. And you might be asking, “Why would he want
to deport his wife?” I don’t know. I don’t know. But things haven’t exactly
been perfect between them. First of all,
it’s no secret that Melania barely spends
any time at the White House. Secondly, when he tried
to hold her hand in public, she tried to slap it away like a Slovenian
Dikembe Mutombo. You remember that.
And who knows. It may have even created
some tension between them when Trump allegedly
banged a porn star and paid her to be quiet, and then, the whole country
found out about it. Anyway, you know,
normal relationship issues. And I know it sounds crazy. Donald Trump wants
to deport his wife? But… but if you look at all of Trump’s
immigration policies, right, a lot of people think
that he just hate immigrants, but when you put them
all together, you start to notice a pattern. All of his policies seem
to be aimed at his wife. (laughter) For example,
one of the immigration issues Trump complains about most
is people who come to the United States
the wrong way and work in the country
illegally. And everyone always assumes
that because he’s racist, he’s talking about Mexicans. But I don’t think
it’s a coincidence that that same complaint could
apply to his very own wife. WOMAN: New questions
about Melania Trump’s immigration status when
she first came to the U.S. The Associated Press reporting she didn’t have the proper visa
for her modeling work. I came here on visa. I flew to Slovenia
every few months to stamp it and came back. WOMAN: Trump insists she got her
visa stamped every few months. If that’s accurate, it would
mean she had a type of visa, possibly a tourist visa, that needs
to be updated periodically. But that type of visa
does not allow working in the United States. MAN: When this controversy
first bubbled up, the Trump campaign promised that Melania would have a press
conference to clear it all up. WOMAN: That press conference
never happened. That’s right.
Melania’s staff promised that she would hold
a press conference to clear up her questionable
immigration history, and then it never happened. Now, to be fair,
it’s only been three years since that promise
was made, okay? And you guys
don’t even know how hard it is to throw together a press
conference in three years. Like, you-you have
to get a podium, and-and, like,
that’s pretty much it. -But still… but still…
-(laughter) it seems a little convenient… that Trump would bring up
the whole “legal work” thing when he knows his own wife has
a shady visa history. And clearly, when that failed, Donald tried
to switch things up, because then he started
complaining about how, (like Trump): lots of foreigners
are taking advantage of America’s
immigration system… (normal voice): by claiming
that they were special when in fact they were not. Now, again,
people assume Trump was talking about Indian computer
programmers in Silicon Valley, but if you follow the clues, you’ll realize this guy
was actually slamming his wife. The Washington Post reports
that questions linger about how Melania Trump scored
the so-called “Einstein visa” to enter the United States
when she was a model. In 2001, she was granted
a green card in the elite EB1 program. It’s designed
for academic researchers or people in other fields
such as Olympic athletes and Oscar-winning actors. NEWSWOMAN: …granted
to people who demonstrate sustained national
and international acclaim, and it’s usually
in the fields of arts, business
or in academic research. Now, only 3,376 EB1 green cards were issued that year. Five went to people
from Slovenia. Yeah, that’s right.
Melania got a green card through
the Einstein Visa Program, which seems strange– although
I guess if you spend enough time standing next to Donald, anyone
starts to look like Einstein. Well, almost anyone. -And you know…
-(laughter) you know, guys… the more you look at it,
the more it seems like Donald Trump is trying
to deport his wife. Because who can forget one of his biggest
anti-immigration crusades– (like Trump):
chain migration. NEWSMAN: The president wants to
reform the visa lottery system and end so-called
chain migration. Then you have chain migration. -(jeering)
-Chain migration. Chain migration–
you come in, and you bring
your whole damn family… A guy comes in,
and then you have to bring… his aunt, his uncle,
his father, his grandfather, his grandparents. A single immigrant can bring in virtually unlimited numbers of distant relatives. Yes, one of the things
Donald Trump hates most about America’s
immigration policy is that immigrants’ families can
come live with them in the U.S. Now, even though
Donald Trump says that, I want my family
back home watching the show to know that
this is not true, okay? You cannot bring unlimited
relatives to America. -(whooping, applause)
-Do you guys hear me? (speaks foreign language) In fact… the law even says that you guys
can’t crash on my couch, and I’m actually
not even in town that weekend. That’s what the law says…
Uncle Mongmong. Now, it was
really slick for Trump to make it seem like
this thing was about… (like Trump):
uncles and aunts and cousins, (normal voice):
but clearly, there was someone that he was actually aiming at
all along. NEWSWOMAN:
President Trump’s in-laws slipping in and out
of a Manhattan federal building where they took the oath
of U.S. citizenship. Sources tell ABC News
that First Lady Melania Trump sponsored
her Slovenian-born parents, Viktor and Amalija Knavs, taking advantage
of the same policy President Trump has denigrated
as “chain migration” and vowed to end. That’s right.
Melania Trump helped her parents chain-migrate to the U.S. So that’s what Donald Trump
was trying to stop. He was trying to… trying to
turn his in-laws into outlaws. -(laughter)
-Yeah. Which is super hard-core. And as if this
wasn’t enough evidence that Donald Trump is trying
to deport his wife, then how do you explain
the new policy his administration announced
this week? Huh? They came out saying
that immigrants who receive assistance
from the government may not be allowed to stay
in the United States. Well, guess who lives
in a free house provided by the United States? -(laughter)
-Melania mother-(bleep) Trump! -(cheering)
-Donald… I see what you’re doing, Donald. I see what you’re doing,
and I’m not gonna let it happen. In fact, we’re not gonna let
this thing happen. (cheering) Daily Show fans, join me now. Help me get the word out
by tweeting #dontdeportmelania. Because if this great immigrant
is forced to leave this country, then the United States
can never truly be best.

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100 thoughts on “Is Donald Trump Trying to Deport Melania? | The Daily Show”

  1. Non Wilson says:

    USA that slow that we can be distracted that quick. Poor USA.

  2. Sasha Peรฑa says:

    ๐Ÿ˜‚

  3. Dan says:

    Your show is full of shit, like yourself!

  4. Samantha Price says:

    You guys are on to something, because he sounds like he knows it to be true intimately.

  5. Jn Stonbely says:

    I think Trevor Noah is a Moron , –
    and as a matter of fact , it WOULDNโ€™T bother me if he decided to go back where he came from !
    ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ T R U M P 2 0 2 0 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

  6. Samantha Price says:

    Also why is it insane that she maybe very smart? I don't know her personally but I doubt shes dumb. She finessed her way to first lady, ahahahahahahah

  7. Johnatan Resse says:

    Melania is a man

  8. B A says:

    I think he need to be deported.

  9. kiddo_thegeneral WSD says:

    Uncle mang mang๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  10. Aung Bruce Aung says:

    #don'tdeportmalenia

  11. We the People says:

    These jokes are not even funny anymore theyโ€™re actually quite annoying

  12. thatdude tigah says:

    You make me sick fake ass

  13. Lia London says:

    Trevor, hon, you're so much prettier than Melania.

  14. Virgo Queen says:

    I AM CRYING LAUGHING ABOUT HIS RELATIVES COMING TO AMERICA ……..LMAOOOOO. TREVOR IS JUST WONDERFULLY FUNNY

  15. zola Lasmisi says:

    We are coming to crash on your couch Trevor, loool

  16. Lincoln Fong says:

    nice facts on Trump family immigration issues ~

  17. nrawayne says:

    Where is your proof that your President is a racist? You dipshits run your mouths but never have evidence. How about you just STFU.

  18. nrawayne says:

    Melania came to the US legally. Stop lying and your ratings will go up.

  19. Lua Lua Muguti says:

    Reality in a funny way…cant wait to see that Donny zombie out of the W.H come 2020!!

  20. Mei Lin says:

    Such a clown, Trevor. Disgusting. Don't you know that many people bring their whole "village" (families and relatives) here, just to get benefit?
    Trevor, I'm convinced that some liberals like you won't be satisfied until our country become a complete mess and be threatened by certain other countries.

  21. Clayte Morgan says:

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  22. Mermaid Flying says:

    TREVOR, Man you seriously deserve an Award for this video! OMG… Iโ€™ve never heard something as tragically disgusting told so FREAKIN HYSTERICAL!!!!!! TRUE & FUNNY BEYOND FUNNY! You ROCK TREVOR!!!!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

  23. Mermaid Flying says:

    TREVOR THIS IS โ€œ2019 BEST [email protected]! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

  24. Donna Ryland says:

    Dude I hope u get what's coming
    God don't like ugly & you are ugly for saying ยงhit about our president. If you don't like how our country is doing better in over 2 decades. When your black president was in he keep raising our debt ! What I hate is people like you are a uncle Tom! Get something meaningful that we want to listen to. I hope God makes you lose everything!

  25. Mermaid Flying says:

    #dontdeportmelania ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ#TREVOR4EVER #HYSTERICAL

  26. Ella says:

    I assumed people liked ivanka more than melania. I think theyโ€™re both sellouts who care about themselves more than others.

  27. Northern Rush says:

    this is why I don't trust most politicians. Their full of shady nepotist, favoritism shit.

  28. Ethereality says:

    Trump is winning. Great economy, less war.

  29. Aries April says:

    I donโ€™t like no Trumps, sheโ€™s not a wife, a real woman will check her husband when heโ€™s wrong, this bitch donโ€™t say shit, ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿพ him and her!! She sucked dick to get in, you know that!!

  30. vincent charagu says:

    There is no doubt that the D's had the knowledge about the wife's status on immigration. Why did they not act on it. greator good, maybe. but when you say obama was born in Kenya?. Maybe you should clear your own closet first.

  31. Snicky G says:

    Are the morons on the Daily Show stupid or do they just act like they are stupid?

  32. Lee Frank says:

    How stupid is the left, they don't even know the difference between an Illegal alien and a Legal immigrant… Pathetic…

  33. James W says:

    dumb show. Melania can be the perfect "example" for legal migration, next year if they decide to do it. Okay, thug man?

  34. Pako Tone says:

    Im dying. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”

  35. Arly Paul Miguel Damuy says:

    Stupidest comedian boob tube host ever for asking one of the most stupidest question?

  36. donald tha rider says:

    Lol

  37. bill Johnson says:

    Your an idiot, as usual.

  38. Love Shot says:

    anti-immigration doesn't applied to white immigrants don't you guys know that? that's why white immigrants are so lucky. They have the freedom to live anywhere without anyone coming for them. They don't get harass like non white immigrants do.

  39. GenZLegacy says:

    I like trevor noah but hes too fixated on trump like get creative dude talk about something else…

  40. hlengiwe ndaba says:

    ahhh Trevoh๐Ÿ˜‚ siyakuzwa , love ur show ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜

  41. hlengiwe ndaba says:

    ahhh Trevoh๐Ÿ˜‚ siyakuzwa , love ur show ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜, even putting homie language ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚for gcizelela

  42. Mindy Leah says:

    #DontDeportMelania #FYC LMAO! ๐Ÿ˜€

  43. Kathy WILLIAMS says:

    Deport her and her chain migration parents! She was here in the US illegally!!! She was a prostitute/ porn bitch! Send her back!

  44. Liss !!!!!!!!!! says:

    I just start watching this show and I already love this guy โค๏ธ

  45. George Ortega says:

    Of course not she's the right shade of white. P.O.S

  46. Danilo Uandela says:

    Making money by talking against Trump. You are not the first

  47. Common Sense says:

    BE CAREFUL, SINSE YOU BECAME A MOCKER, YOU FACE HAS CHANGE AS A WOMAN CLOWN. REALLY.

  48. Leandro Moronta says:

    Nah, you can deport her!

  49. Jashie U says:

    Actually it's not the same because Trevor Noah isi'nt even an American Citizen himself. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

  50. Tashaye Farquharson says:

    Check out this Donald trump animation guys ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    https://youtu.be/aHIhTJ3Tqn4

  51. Bobby Collins says:

    Baron, so far, is the best Trump.. there has never been, and is not, a better one!

  52. Danny Big D says:

    Na..just you Noah

  53. Sharon Ashley says:

    It sound right to me. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  54. JMalik Lewis says:

    Miss Trump is just a trophy wife Trump hasnโ€™t touched her in years and once his old ass is outta office, she will divorce him..

  55. Katlego Masire says:

    I can't believe he said "uncle mang mang" ๐Ÿคฃ

  56. Digamber Pradhan says:

    Einstein visa for actors – bruh

  57. dewoewqad dewaeoeo says:

    #dontdeportmelvania

  58. AntiSocial Atheist says:

    It's ok if Melania's family comes here but no brown people is basically what trump is saying. He is a racist piece of trash.

  59. Maru tellรฉz says:

    Fix our poor economy Trump

  60. Rosie Brandt says:

    She needs to go home ๐Ÿ˜” and Trump to like he amirgrand hem self oh yeah they will live in his Trump home ๐Ÿ˜‚

  61. Sebastian Wilkey says:

    It's not a Immigrantion problem. It's a illegal immigration problem.

    Get it right…..

  62. Juli Brown says:

    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  63. Thabane Mhlongo says:

    "niyangizwa, uncle mang-mang " simple me appreciate such

  64. Joey Big Things Poppin says:

    The entire family are assets for different governments! Deport the deplorable Trump family.

  65. Joey Big Things Poppin says:

    By the way Melania did the same shit with her entire deadbeat family who now gets government assistance WTF Trump !

  66. meaner100 says:

    Funny

  67. kaiyi wo n g says:

    so funny

  68. cookiedoe says:

    that slit eyed hooker never wanted to live in the white house. bet the orange orangutan threatened to have her deported so she took her anchor kid because she had no choice. they probably have a $$$$$ agreement to stay legally hitched until his fake presidency ends.

  69. zakkrick says:

    Deport his wife for a younger wife

  70. leo USMC says:

    why dont you go back from where you came from , creep

  71. subin p.k says:

    Hey mr. Noah ,, Your career is over, when Donald m-f-ing Trump finds out how to use YouTube….

  72. Kaptain Kid says:

    I've been an immigration lawyer for over 40 years. Obviously, I know how the system works. From the explanation given here, and the words Melania speaks about going back to Slovenia "every few months", it is clear when she first entered the USA, she was on a B-1/B-2 Visitor Visa. Upon entry into the USA, the immigration officer would have stamped her entry document, called an 'I-94', with a date by which she was required to leave the USA. I-94 admission permission was normally granted for 6 months.

    There are two ways to handle an expiring I-94: (1) return to your home country before the expiration date, or: (2) file a form I-539 for an extension of status. The former is easy and only involves the expense of an airline ticket and a little time. The second requires filing the form I-539, along with supporting documentation to prove that (1) she has sufficient funds to stay in the USA without working, and (2) that she has a legitimate reason to stay in the USA beyond the initial 6 months. That is risky, because back in those days it took between 2 and 3 months to adjudicate the application and there is a good chance that it may be denied at the discretion of the adjudicating officer at the Immigration Service Center that was processing the application.

    It appears Melania was doing what I call the 'B Visa Shuttle' – at least a time or two. Instead of opting to file the I-539, she just shuttled back to Slovenia, visited her family, then shuttled back to the USA to resume her life here. That procedure was common back in the 1990s, when immigration was not in the forefront of American politics and the Immigration & Naturalization Service (the now defunct INS) was pretty lax about those things – which is much different since the turn of the century, when the government began to take immigration enforcement a little more seriously during the Bush and Obama administrations).

    Once she became known as a model, Melania would have needed to have a US employer petition her for an H-1B visa as a model, which back in Melania's day was pretty simple – much more simple than it is today.

    According to Wikipedia, Melania came to the United States from Slovenia in 1996. Wikipedia goes on to claim she resided in the U.S. briefly on a visitor's visa and then obtained H-1B work visas. And that in 2000 she petitioned for permanent residency under the EB-1 program, a program designed for people with "extraordinary abilities." By that time, she was probably considered in the top of her field as a fashion model (she is quite lovely), and so the EB-1 Petition and Application for Permanent Residence were obviously approved. Five years after becoming a Permanent Resident, she would have been eligible to apply for US citizenship. That's it in a nut-shell.

    So, did Melania violate US immigration law? Perhaps, when she was shuttling, she might have been working as a model and getting paid, or perhaps not – we don't know and she ain't talkin'.

    So don't beat the poor girl to death, even if she did work as a model and get paid in the early years; she is in good company, because thousands of others did exactly the same thing. If she did it, was it wrong? Sure. But the wrongs her husband has done in his business career, and as president, pale in comparison – and he became the president of the United States! Go figure.

  73. Digital Projects says:

    "He is going to turn his in-laws to out-laws" ๐Ÿ˜‚
    You are the best!

  74. FastJimmyC says:

    Wow! He starts the whole video off with the classic liberal lie… โ€œthe polls have shownโ€… ha ha ha!

  75. John Villalovos says:

    Noah stop disrespecting our PRESIDENT you got that BOY

  76. Brice Walker says:

    How is that his wife?!

  77. Jamaicula says:

    She reminds me of Madame Yes from โ€œThe Flintstones.โ€

  78. hevad says:

    Deport Trump, keep Melania

  79. M B says:

    Is a joke after Melania'family got a citizen he started to jerkass with other immigrants.

  80. wolfi e says:

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/greta-thunberg-trump-16-year-old-climate-activist-says-meeting-with-president-would-be-a-waste/

  81. T Slap says:

    The right way or the wrong way. Trump supporters donโ€™t want anyone coming in at all. Keep it real

  82. catlaw1997 says:

    Melania claimed to speak 7 languages fluently in her Einstein Visa, but only 3% of the entire worldโ€™s population can speak 3 or more languages fluently, and Melania canโ€™t even speak English fluently. And since Melanie got here via fraud, Barron is an anchor baby. Also, Eric, Don Jr, and Ivanka were all โ€œanchor babiesโ€ because Ivana didnโ€™t become a citizen until after all three were born, and Trump is trying to eradicate birthright citizenship. So heโ€™s not only trying to deport Melania, heโ€™s trying to deport his entire family. ๐Ÿ˜‚

  83. Danny Cruz says:

    Funny how melania got the Einstein Visa which she wasn't supposed to.
    RUSSIAN power at its best and now Trump and Melania are in the white house.

  84. Kangar Taz says:

    Let's not forget both trumps parent were German so how is he a bornified american

  85. Mr.Fear says:

    Another #DonniePsycho production

  86. La Serpenta Canta says:

    This snide moron and the way he talks about the President of the United States shows just how much America has declined throughout the decades, thanks to the New York Elite that has hijacked America and destroyed it. It also shows how disconnected the New York Elite, and their home bases of New York, Los Angeles and Washington, are from the rest of the country, to the point were they've become traitors to the Union. They are not America anymore but something else. Trump works not for them, but for America.

  87. Project Art 2018 says:

    Melania is an immigrant proving again that immigrants do jobs that Americans won't

  88. Killed by Bigfoot says:

    Ya, so what!

  89. John Doe says:

    Assasinate Trump

  90. Maurichael R. says:

    Trump is nothing but a racist hypocritical egomaniac.

  91. Sherri Greeydelinarez says:

    Exactly! Eyes Wide Open!!

  92. Terri Gold says:

    Noah is a master of doing voices. I love listening to him.

  93. Eugene Ax says:

    She's essentially a gold-digging Slovenian illegal alien.

  94. Silenttuber PJ24 says:

    Imagine if it was actually true.

  95. Tecumseh Sherman says:

    AH…THE HYPOCRISY OF THE NEO NAZIS!! SORRY…REPUBLICANS!!

  96. Gerald Greenfield says:

    Trevor, he should deport you, bitch.

  97. ulisscarple says:

    Trevor Noah SUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKSSSS !!!!

  98. Ted Chyn says:

    So the orange-colored Cumurgedeon can have another fully-formed younger consort by his bed in the WH.

  99. Gyana Ranjan says:

    Love from India ,best show

  100. Brenda Miller says:

    I๐Ÿ’•Trevor & his wit, humor, & his intelligence!!! Funny comedian!!!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Š

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