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Match the Major to the Student | Lineup | Cut


– What does a typical person
look like in your major? – Usually like snobby, stuck-up, white guys. (laughter) – I think you’re studying finance. (mischievous music) – [Announcer] Hello. – Oh, ‘sup? – [Announcer] What’s your name? – Jesse. – My name is Yana. – [Announcer] Did you go to college? – I got a business degree with a focus in information systems and operations and
supply chain management. – [Announcer] That sounds. – Riveting. – [Announcer] Yeah. Today, you’re gonna match major to person. You a little nervous? – Sure, yeah, a little nervous. – [Announcer] We’re gonna give you a list of all their majors, and
you’ll have to match them up. – I don’t know that I’m qualified to look at people and
assess what their major is. But yeah, no, I’ve taught
probably 600-plus students, so. I’ve just seen a lot of undergrads. – [Announcer] List of majors there, will you read those out loud? – Construction management. – Creative writing. Structural engineering. – Mortuary science. – That person’s probably dead inside. – Finance. (blows raspberry) – Electrical engineering. Airport management. – IT for cyber security, cool. So, like, a hacker. – [Announcer] You ready? – I think so. Hello, scholars. (giggling) – All right, come here, hello. – I’m Nicole. – Are you half-Asian?
– I am! – I am a half-Asian, too. You can always spot another half-Asian. – Half-Asian girl? – Yes, indeed.
– Cool. There’s a 50 percent chance
she’s mortuary sciences. Death just kind of emanates from you. – I’m going to cross off
mortuary sciences for you, ’cause I think that she’s
too lively for that. (laughter) I’m going with creative writing. – If there is an earthquake here, what do you imagine would be, like, the largest threat to our society? – Building life safety. Like, making sure that
everyone else is okay, ’cause not all structures
are gonna be okay. – Okay, you study construction management. – Sounds good.
– Okay. I hope I’m not wrong. I’m sorry if I am. – What do you like to do for fun? – Video games. – Video games? Okay, so nerdy. Nerdy, nerdy, airports. – Do you know what NASDAQ stands for? – No. – Okay, so I don’t
think you study finance. Are you more prone to writing or speaking? – Neither. – Neither, how do you
like to express yourself? – I do a lot of typing. – You type, but not write. – Yes. – It’s like a riddle. – Technology on the wrist. I’m gonna go with IT for cyber security. – I’m gonna say that you
do IT for cyber security. – Okay, thank you.
– Thank you. – Hands, one over each other in front of the private area, protecting himself. Nervous around humans. (laughter) But maybe not so nervous around computers. – I like the way you think. – What does that say? – Busy doing nothing. – Could be finance. (laughter) – Was your major hard to get into? – It was pretty hard to get into. – Is it your life’s passion? – Maybe not. – So, it’s something practical. – [Alex] Yeah. – I think Alex is studying
construction management. Strong builder’s hands, the
shoes are the most practical for walking around a site. – I think you’re a structural engineer. Nice to meet you.
– Thank you. – All right, so what do you think I do? – You’re wearing black. I feel like you have some
mortuary sciences energy. – Okay. – I actually dated somebody
that did, like, mortuary stuff. They’re not, like, dead inside. They’re, like, rowdy as fuck. – You gotta have enough
energy for two people. – Exactly, exactly! Okay, I think you study mortuary sciences. – All right, thank you. – Hey, Jesse. – Miguel. – Miguel, good to meet you. I dig the clothes. You got a cool necklace there. – I like your style a lot. You seem like a creative person. – You think so? – Based on looks alone, that
would be my first thought. Do you believe that the economy, like, there’s something we can do in the economy to make it more sustainable? – Definitely, yes.
– Like what? – A lot of things. – Can you name one? Okay, so I don’t think you study finance. – Yeah.
(laughter) – Can I ask you what your
expected salary might be out of college? – Don’t expect a lot. – Oh, my God. – [Announcer] What’s the
lowest-paying major on there? – I’m going with airport management. – Hello.
– Hello. – My name is Michelle. – Michelle, nice to meet you. Do you go to a big school or small school? – I go to a smaller school. – Are your studies more vocational? – Yes.
– Yeah, okay. – Right off the bat, I’m
thinking creative writing. – Okay. – You look like you love
reading Stephen King aloud. – What Stephen King book? – I don’t read. (laughter) – What is the average
income fresh out of college for your major? – Anywhere from, like,
$66 to $70,000 a year. – Okay, I’m going with
electrical engineering. – You go to a smaller school that is a vocational training program, and so I think you study
airport management. – All righty, thank you, Chan. – Thank you. – What do you do for fun? – I read a lot, I work. Kind of a boring person. – Kind of a boring person, like somebody who might major in airport management! (laughter) Got her! – Does it involve words? And language? – Kind of, yeah, I guess. – Okay, I think you study finance. – What does a typical person
look like in your major? – Male, white, stuck-up, snobby. – I think you’re studying finance. – I’m so convinced that your
major is airport management. – [Announcer] Now, then, awesome. – Thank you. – Come on over, colorful. What’s your real name? – Jake. – Jake, come here, come closer. Structural engineering is
what I have left for Jake, but let’s just play this game to see if I have screwed
myself anywhere else. So, Jake. – Yes. – Good at math? – Yes. – Yeah! (laughter) – Even though it’s the last one, construction management
makes sense for you. Your dad was a strong man. You didn’t grow up as tall
as he wanted you to grow, but you still had these shoes to fill. Your hands are too small
to do construction itself, but you can (laughter)
certainly manage those people. – Well, you have to be smart
to do construction management. You’d be, like, the guy I’d manage. (laughter) – If you weren’t a nice kid, dude, I don’t know if I’d like you. – [Announcer] How do
you think you did, Chan? – Not very well. I think I’m more likely to
be correct on this side. Okay, that’s like, their
faces are saying no. I don’t know, I think I
got at least two people. – [Announcer] Who did he guess correctly? – Oh, Jesus!
(laughter) – (laughing) Shoot! – Shit. Shits.
(laughter) Okay. – You did good, though. – I don’t care about
this guy, why this guy? (laughter) I only got him by process of elimination. – [Announcer] Let’s bring them forward and find out more about them. – Okay, let us, let us. What do you study? – I actually study structural engineering. You were really close! – Ah! Okay. – Is it always what you wanted to do? – Not exactly. I was really afraid of
earthquakes growing up, and so out of that sort of fear, I wanted to learn more about it and I actually really liked it. And so I’m actually in my master’s degree. A lot of people think I’m a
lot younger than that, and so. – It’s the half-Asian. – It is, we, no one can tell our age ever. – Finance is what you said. – I said finance? – You did. – I’m in IT. – You’re in IT?
– I am. Do I not look like
someone who would do that? – No, I think, I think that you look like somebody who could do that. – Why the cyber security side of it? – There’s some fun in
saving people’s things, and also, like, hacking
into people’s things. Safely, of course.
(laughter) – Are you happy with your program? – I am.
– Yeah. – I’m actually, like,
one of the minorities in my program, too, so it’s really cool to, like, be involved in this. – Alex, I told you that you
did construction management, and I was wrong. – Yeah. Electrical engineering. – Oh. I got schooled. – What’s the difference between
that and computer science? – Computer science is a lot of coding, and electrical engineering
mostly deals with circuits and robotics and things like that. – Hey. – I am your boring
airport management major. (laughing) – Okay, why? Why? – It’s mainly because every day isn’t exactly the same. When you’re dealing
with so many airplanes, so many different airliners
and, like, companies, everything’s changing. – That’s awesome. Well, I’m sorry for saying
airport management is boring. You changed my mind. I actually, think it’s, now,
it’s, like, very exciting. – All right, thanks. – I originally guessed you to be an airport management person, but you actually are a creative writer. – I am. – Do you think you fit the stereotype for a creative writer? – Not much, really. English is not my first language.
– First language? – So, it’s just not a thing
that people expect me to do. – Hello.
– Hello. So, you guessed me incorrectly. – Yeah. – I’m gonna be the mortician. – Okay. – Yeah. – I was, you know what, I
was gonna say, though, like, morticians are great
at doing their makeup. – I’ll take it as a compliment. – What drew you to it? – It’s a really cool blend of, like, humanitarian work, science,
small business management. And if I can grant people
some sort of tranquility when dealing with bereavement, then I totally want to do that. – Do you have any thoughts
about your own funeral? – Oh, totally. I want it to be a wake, I
want it to be a total party. And I want to be composted. That’s what I want to do with my body. – Oh, cool.
– Yeah. – Yeah, I want to be in, like, a pod that grows into a tree. – Sick!
– Yeah, yeah. – I’ll try and make that happen. – Thank you! – All right, let me know when you’re done. – Thank you. – Come on over. My finance girl. It wasn’t anything to
do with her appearance that made me guess finance, it was the way you painted the stereotype. – Yeah. – Do you like it, though? – No, I don’t. – Oh, why don’t you change? – I need money, and I’m too deep into it.
– Too far deep? – Yeah. But I really want to make money, so. – Okay.
– Yeah, that’s my motivator. – Yeah. – ‘Sup, bro? – What’s up, you piece of shit? (laughter) – Yeah, you got me right, though. – Yeah, yeah. – True on my dad’s story, too. My dad was a framer. I was always around
construction sites, and, like, I’d help around the site and everything and, like, pick up stuff.
– Cool, cool. Just following in the family footsteps. – [Announcer] What did
we learn today, Jesse? – That I think too highly of myself in terms of just, kind of
like, guessing ability. – Anybody can major in anything, and at the same time, like, your major doesn’t really say anything about you. We often major in things that
have nothing to do with us. It might be out of convenience
or, like, circumstance, but also might be
because we feel pressured to study things that we’re
not super-interested in, so. – [Announcer] Yeah. – Yeah. (applause)
Thank you, everybody! Thank you.

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100 thoughts on “Match the Major to the Student | Lineup | Cut”

  1. Cut says:

    Follow our guessers on insta!
    Chan @hellomingo
    Jesse @jessewarrenbruh
    Yana @yana.demeester

  2. Mad Hatter says:

    The Alex guy looks Indian plus the electrical engineering… Just the name is different.

  3. navjot sidhu says:

    Finance sucks

  4. YungSnotRocket says:

    what is yana's @

  5. queen dee says:

    Not to toot my own horn but I would have done amazing at this.

  6. okow tina says:

    “nerdy..nerdy….airports” is sending me omfg

  7. Katelyn Stone says:

    1. match handwriting to person
    2. match spouse to person
    3. match experiences to person
    4. match teenagers to parents
    5. match relationship status to person

  8. mena massoud & naomi scott fan says:

    you guys should do a episode where you have sets of fraternal twins and they try to match up the twin pairs

  9. Katie Akin says:

    The mortician was the only one I guessed right because I think she was in another video before

  10. alix sivolella says:

    Jesse looks like Joji didn’t meet YouTube for an extra year or two

  11. Serena says:

    Drop jesses @ tho 🤧

  12. Tamar Ponte says:

    you should do “guess which college each student goes to”

  13. Angela :D says:

    Are we going to ignore that awkward handshake? 5:22

  14. Jazzy Jazz says:

    Watch my new YouTube.

  15. Fabiola Diaz says:

    “Nerdy nerdy AIRPORT”

  16. Ascher says:

    These videos are entertaining, but they all kinda have the same theme of "looks can be deceiving blah blah don't listen to stereotypes."

  17. Maria Angelica says:

    "Death kind of eminate from you" What a compliment

  18. Alexis Jorgensen says:

    The girl in the yellow dress can feel free to hit me up I’m just saying…

  19. Robyn Robyn says:

    i got structural engineer, electrical engineer, IT, and creative writing correct

  20. Kaitlyn ur mom says:

    the half asian girl was beautiful

  21. Mikaela Lecuyer says:

    Bring back the little signs please.

  22. Michael Renaud says:

    nicole tho

  23. Caitlin Otto says:

    i really clicked on this video hoping that they would have a music major on the line up…🤣

  24. Shaun Hunter says:

    God damn you half Chinese girls. You do it to me every time

  25. SJP says:

    As someone that went to an engineering school, I instantly knew the Indian guy was the electrical engineering major…

  26. quakinginmyboots says:

    Jesse’s handsome but seems kinda like a dick. Call me 📲

  27. Madison Teeter says:

    Is everyone just gonna ignore how she left jake my man hanging

  28. Mercy Munoz says:

    I rock at this I got like 3 right 🤣

  29. Cassidy Dyne says:

    that finance girl is literally me i’m a finance major and it’s the absolute worst the classes are so hard and boring but i’m bouta b makin money so who cares

  30. Raph says:

    I used to be an undertaker but we don't need a degree here, ahah.

  31. mautastic says:

    I see Yana, I click.

  32. ChrisGG9 says:

    Saw Yana in the preview and clicked so fast

  33. TOP SECRET STUDIOS says:

    Yo, the mortician can get it.

  34. groov says:

    “mortuary sciences – that persons probably dead inside”
    LMAOOO

  35. Gerard Parker says:

    Yana – Wow

  36. mali the villain says:

    5:22 ouch

  37. Martyna Lipinska says:

    This was one of the best episodes you had, also love the people guessing

  38. aurora felicity says:

    I'm in love with the girl in the yellow dress, 10/10 personality

  39. Johnnyboycurtis says:

    Creative writer vibes all over his face and outfit @ 8:11. How did you miss that!?!

  40. Roberto Reyes says:

    Nicole is so cute

  41. jman415 says:

    i love Jesse xD

  42. Fla Di Stefano says:

    Where are the humanities in this selection of majors…(other than the creative writing)

  43. les oriana says:

    SO GLAD MORTUARY SCIENCE WAS FINALLY REPRESENTED AS A CAREER CHOICE SOMEONE COILD HAVE FOR REAL

  44. p T says:

    Jesse roasts Jake by saying he doesn't have the hands that'd be required to work in construction and that Jake isn't as tall as his dad wishes he could've been…but then Jake later fires back with "yeah you have to be smart to work in construction management so if I was studying for that you'd be the guy I'd manage" buuuuurn🤣

  45. Ella Walls says:

    nobody gonna talk about the chemistry between the last guy in the colorful jacket and the girl in the bright yellow dress?

  46. Obi-Wan Kenobi says:

    Yo someone snatch that dudes unibrow Jesus

  47. Paul Kim says:

    Poor jake I hear he’s still waiting for that handshake

  48. Kayleigh Elise says:

    The mortician is the best js

  49. kookie crumbs says:

    When they read out the majors and brought out the people I instantly knew she was the mortician, as someone who wants to go into that field, I feel like I can just tell now 💀

  50. Emo Mulan says:

    Half-asian girl(s), lookin so GORGEOUS 😍

  51. Yaron Mad. says:

    Nicole tho….

  52. Amaryllis Fields says:

    Damn that half-Asian girl was beautiful af

  53. Brooke Amber says:

    just some advice.. don't choose your major or stick with it just because you "want to make lots of money" your overall happiness is more important.

  54. Kayleigh Quintero says:

    Jesse is kinda hot

  55. MaryElizabeth Hardenberg says:

    definitely enjoyed this vid

  56. 才恩 says:

    yana's posture tho

  57. 才恩 says:

    WHEN JAKE OFFERS A HANDSHAKE TO YANA

  58. Lar Family says:

    This is really hard until you actually hear what they do and it makes sense lol

  59. molly seger says:

    5:22 he really went for that handshake

  60. Haley Loftin says:

    "see you when you're dead"

    Moooood

  61. Demagz says:

    whats the first girls @?

  62. elizabeth cruz says:

    I guessed a lot of these correctly

  63. Kaya Martinez says:

    homeboy jake i wanna know his @

  64. Icefreak says:

    ok but like i saw the indian guy and i was like double e immediately lol

  65. DesecrationSmile2012 says:

    The most obvious ones are the creative writing guy and the mortician girl. How did nobody guess those two?

  66. Eiman Al Kindi says:

    i love that Chan always has something meaningful and interesting to say at the end.

  67. jac says:

    your major says a LOT about you. its almost like a lifestyle. its your circle, its what you talk about all day, its what you do all day, etc etc

  68. Miranda Mnlng says:

    5:21 ouch

  69. Jets Fan In Hiding says:

    i thought the guy in black just had the biggest unibrow

  70. Shannon Evangelista says:

    2:44
    “I like the way you think”
    Love is in the air

  71. Claudia Kenik says:

    jesse mad cute smh i would shoot my shot but I'll def miss 🙁

  72. Sips Tea says:

    5:21 left him hanging 😡

  73. Olivia Carrillo says:

    the one in the yellow dress has AMAZING legs wtf

  74. Adryana Carroll says:

    Totally new the guy was the creative writer. Look what he’s wearing… CREATIVE!

  75. Het lievelingetje Van mijn ooohhh zo lieve mama says:

    1 like 1 pray for jake

  76. Josh Loomis says:

    can someone give @yana my number pretty plz

  77. Mayte W. says:

    The hair of the fith Guy makes him look like He has a monobrow…
    I can't look anywhere else

  78. Gisselle Prado says:

    I'm a computer science student and damn that girl's comments hit me hard lol because I am so far into my degree that I chose and sometimes I feel like I cannot make it. I do it for the money and because it's a rewarding career..

  79. idubbbz says:

    5:22 she left him hanging

  80. Cube copyright says:

    Jesse looks like a Joji wannabe.

  81. Lord Princess says:

    Why’s that dude picking on the last kid. 😒

  82. cowboy baby says:

    jake and jesse. what a pair of potential bros

  83. Xinics says:

    God bless all your souls for marvellous eternal life! there will never be a end! set for eternal life! may all your families have a eteranl God loving relationship! Amen <3 🙂

  84. gucchistudies says:

    is no one gonna talk abt HOW YOUNG the structural engineer looks

  85. typoded says:

    i mean half of these people you can guess just by looking at them. the it girl is obviously an it person. the indian dude is indian so he's clearly in engineering, that's just a given. i mean they could have found one who isn't, but that would have taken effort, so no. the creative writing guy, come on. the construction kid, again, clearly looks like that.

  86. Deondre J. Jackson says:

    They suck the clues were all there

  87. Azalia Areta says:

    please do match names to the owner🙏

  88. Anku says:

    Yana should be in every video. Perfect in every way <3

  89. Gracee Kinsley says:

    Genuinely want someone to guess what I’m studying

  90. Doetole says:

    2:33 "nervous around humans"

  91. Aiden 13 says:

    Nobody’s gonna talk about the saddest attempt for a handshake we’ll ever see?

  92. Single Date says:

    Who watches this in 2019, put like !

  93. Remy Elysee says:

    "see you when you're done" LMAOOO

  94. Tayli Morgan says:

    Lol half Asians unite

  95. Danny DaSilva says:

    I love the way Chan always ends his videos… So wise 🙂

  96. STEFANOS TSOLAKOS says:

    yana hot!

  97. gabriel denis says:

    As a snobby stuck-up white guy who majored in finance, I feel offended.

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  99. MusicGameMovies says:

    Anyone knows jesse’s IG?

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