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Pete Davidson Got Stuck Paying for Kid Cudi’s Birthday Dinner When Kanye West Crashed

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Pete Davidson Got Stuck Paying for Kid Cudi’s Birthday Dinner When Kanye West Crashed


-Welcome back to the show,
buddy. -Thank you.
-I want to show a picture, because Kim Kardashian was on
our show a couple weeks ago. -Yeah.
-And she showed us a photo. She showed me —
Explain this to me. So, you’re out to dinner
with Kanye? Is that Timothée Chalamet
and Kid Cudi? -Yes.
[ Laughter ] -What was —
-And I am — that is really me. I’m not superimposed at all. [ Laughter ] -That’s an actual,
real photo, yeah. -So, yeah,
it was Cudi’s birthday. -Okay.
-And he was like, “Hey, let’s go to Nobu,” and
I was like, “That’s awesome.” “I’m going with, like,
my manager and producer.” I was like,
“Cool. That’d be great.” So, I got there a little early so I could, like,
give him my card. You know, so it could be — You know, I thought it was just,
like, us three, you know? -You were gonna treat
with your credit card. -Yeah, you know.
-Sure. -Buy my boy a birthday dinner,
you know? -That’s nice.
-You know, ’cause he’s, like — He’s the best musician
that’s ever lived, and, yeah. [ Cheers and applause ] And it’s like an honor, right?
-That’s nice. -So, I get there,
and we’re outside, and, you know,
we order a couple things. I’m like,
“All right, this is cool.” Everybody’s like, you know,
skinny and whatever. It’s all fun.
[ Laughter ] -“Everyone’s skinny.”
-Yeah. -It’s like,
“I can treat for these people.” -Yeah.
I was like, “This is chill.” -Yeah.
-Then, Timothée Chalamet shows up, and I’m like,
“All right, also skinny. Gonna be fine.”
[ Laughter ] No problem.” And then, Cudi goes, “Hey,
Kim and Kanye might come by.” And I was like,
“That would be awesome.” And then, I was like, “Oh, no.” [ Laughter ] So they come by,
and we’re outside, right? And then, Kanye goes, “Let’s get
the special room in the back.” And I was like, “Oh, no!” [ Laughter ] I was like, “Yeah!
All right! Cool, sick.” So, we’re sitting in there,
and I’m, like, texting my touring agent, I’m like, “Yo,
you gotta book more shows.” [ Laughter ] “[Bleep] getting real
over here.” [ Laughter ] So, then, you know,
the waiter comes, and Kanye’s like — “What would
you like to order, Kanye?” and he goes, “I want that stuff
that’s not even on the menu, that crazy stuff.” I was like, “Oh, my God.
The crazy stuff?” -“Crazy stuff”?
What does that mean? -I just want to say, like,
Kim and Kanye, the cutest couple ever.
Very, very sweet people. I had a really good
time with them. -Yeah, they’re great.
Yeah. But you still don’t want to pay. Like, “Dude, you’re Kanye.
You should treat.” -No! Like, it was fine.
It was just, like — It actually wasn’t as bad
as you would think. But, you know, it’s not like
it’s Applebee’s, you know? [ Laughter ] It’s Nobu, you know?
-It’s Nobu, yeah. -Which is like 77 Applebee’s-es. [ Laughter ] -Dude… Did you just pluralize
“Applebee’s”? -Yeah, yeah.
-Applebee’s-es. -Applebee’s-es.
[ Laughter ] -Tell me about
what you’re doing. I’m so excited about this. What are you doing
with the new “Mortal Kombat”? How are you involved with this? -“Mortal Kombat 11” —
it’s my favorite number. -I love “Mortal Kombat.”
-Yeah. Also, well, they are paying me
to be here to talk about it. -Oh, wow.
[ Laughter ] -Yeah. Yeah, and I —
Yeah, that’s why. [ Cheers and applause ]
That’s really — -Thank you for being honest.
-Yeah, no, yeah. You know, I’m trying to get
a helicopter to Coachella. [ Laughter ] They were like,
“Do you like this game?” I was like, “Sure.”
No. [ Laughter ]
It’s actually really sick. There’s this guy that
I really like to kill in it. [ Laughter ] ‘Cause he looks like
a real douchebag. [ Laughter ] So, there’s this guy,
Johnny Cage. -Oh, yeah, Johnny Cage.
-Yeah. So, he does splits
and punches you in the [bleep] is his special move.
[ Laughter ] -Yeah, so it’s one of his moves,
yeah. -And he just looks like
everybody I grew up with in Staten Island,
so I just kill that dude. [ Laughter ]
I enjoy killing him. Also, he has, like,
a hot daughter, which is, like, weird,
because I’m lonely and she’s, like, not real. [ Laughter ] So there’s that
in the video game, as well — sexual confusion.
-Sexual confusion! With the new “Mortal Kombat 11.”
-Yeah. The effects are,
like, really good. I’m actually wearing — I have to shout-out,
“Mortal Kombat” sneakers. [ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah, they exist. -Wow.
-Yeah. They are real things. -I like —
My dude I like is Scorpion. -You like Scorpion.
Oh, I got you — -That’s my dude.
-I heard you like Scorpion, so I got this for you…
-“Get over here!” -…in case you want
to have fun with your wife over the Easter break. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] -I don’t know if this
is gonna fit, but we’ll see. -No, I mean —
Yeah. [ Laughter ] -Oh, me! Oh, I see.
-Yeah. I mean, wear it for sex. [ Laughter ] -Thank you. I understood —
I understand the first time. Yeah. Thank you.
Yeah. But you do love video games. I heard you’re building
an arcade at your house. -I am.
So, I live with my mom. Well, we bought
a house together, but nobody believes that.
[ Laughter ] So, I live with my mom, kind of, so I have, like,
a basement that’s, uh, mine. [ Laughter ] It’s like —
But that’s like an apartment, so I live underneath her. [ Laughter ] -Yeah.
-Yeah. So, like, I’m getting, like, a
little arcade setup down there, try to make it —
try to make it a little mine. [ Laughter ] -What do you have?
What does that mean, an arcade? Do you have, like,
a bunch of pinball machines? -Well, no, you know,
I’m gonna get, like, a “Mortal Kombat” machine. [ Laughter ]
-No, no, no, you’re good. ♪♪ No, the check has cleared. The check has cleared.
You’re good. Yeah.
You can have “Mortal Kombat.” But, yeah, we’re good.
-Okay, cool. -So you’ll get one
“Mortal Kombat” machine, but what else?
-Well, I’m redoing my whole entire — So, I was calling it
The Man Cave, but the Mulaneys told me
that if I call it that, they will no longer
be my friend. [ Laughter ]
I didn’t know. Do you not call the basement
the man-cave? Is that weird? -Some people do,
but, no, you can’t. -Yeah, so now I call it
“The Basement,” like The Ohio State University. [ Laughter and applause ] Yeah, it means something. -“The.”
-Oh, I don’t like that college. I just — You know.
[ Laughter ] It’s the “The”
that’s the important — -Go, CSI!
Division III. Whoo!
-Oh, my gosh! Division III.
D-III, man. -D-III, baby.
-That’s the real deal. Are you gonna charge people
when they play the video games? -Hell yeah. Absolutely.
[ Laughter ] One of my many schemes
I’m working on, Jimmy. -Pete, we always love
when you come here, and I’ll let you know what
happens with this guy, yeah. -Oh, yeah, sure.
Thanks for having me. -Pete Davidson, everybody.
-Thank you very much. “Saturday Night Live”
returns May 4th. And “Mortal Kombat 11”
is available April 23rd. -Go get it!
And get Machine Gun Kelly’s “Hotel Diablo” album coming out.
-There you go. -My boy MGK’s album coming out.

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100 thoughts on “Pete Davidson Got Stuck Paying for Kid Cudi’s Birthday Dinner When Kanye West Crashed”

  1. johnny pukhrambam says:

    Jimmy takes an advance class to fake funny laughs!

  2. Vipul Konnur says:

    pete Davidson's gotta be the chilliest white person that's ever lived.

  3. ROBIONE says:

    Fallon claps his hands after every overly loud fake laugh…….

  4. Tracy Allen says:

    Am I really the only one that is too distracted by the 90s overalls look to even hear the words coming outta his mouth??? 😆😆

  5. Cuthbert Bracegirdle says:

    Sorry bro, you lost me at 'he's the best musician that's ever lived'…does he even play an instrument?

  6. sparklebutt111 says:

    Everyone’s skinny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  7. sparklebutt111 says:

    I love Pete Davidson so so much. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  8. sparklebutt111 says:

    Pete Davidson is sooooo funny. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  9. eurologic says:

    Stop making losers famous

  10. im2shady4u13 says:

    "I got you this, if you and your wife wanna have fun over Easter weekend" I can't be the only one who thought "FINISH HER"

  11. Templaric Legion says:

    "You shouldn't call it that"

    You shouldn't be so sensitive, Jimmy.

  12. Lauchlin Cridland says:

    I wonder who Pete plays as in Mk11 he’s repping the shirt

  13. FURY says:

    Nice mk11 shirt

  14. Leo Kleman says:

    I think you'all being too harsh on Jimmy, I think he's just trying to make the guests feeling funnier then they actually are. Or maybe he's just having a really good time.

  15. yxng krtz says:

    is he wearing an Mortal Kombat 11 shirt

  16. Manchester Is Blue says:

    so no comment at all about ariana?

  17. Taylor Barrett says:

    Can Pete and Ariana get back together please? :/

  18. MakkieD KaddieK says:

    I understand how Pete Davidson would end up there but Timothee Chalamet?????

  19. Marshall Cohen Carter says:

    Pete Davidson: He's the best musician who's ever lived.

    Machine Gun Kelly leaves chat

  20. Basketball Players says:

    Wtf is jimmy doing

  21. clays mor says:

    pete is a stingy jew……

  22. Libriter says:

    11 is my favorite number xD

  23. Sara Fuccyou says:

    he's charging for the arcade bc that way it'll just pay for itself we love an entrepreneur

  24. Kaden Richards says:

    He didn’t have to do him like that

  25. angry brit says:

    Wierd looking guy and I zoned out when he said whoever cudi is was the best musician of all time wtf 😁

  26. Jane Doe says:

    I love the Mulaneys

  27. Edgar Ortiz says:

    I like Pete’s shirt

  28. Mike K says:

    You ain't fooling anyone with that fake ass laugh Jimbo.

  29. abr xas says:

    best musician that's ever lived….??

  30. Donkupar Marbaniang says:

    Nobody:
    Jimmy Fallon: * fake laugh *

  31. SKITZO says:

    Who the fuck is this guy and why is he famous?

  32. Luke Stedifor says:

    “He has a hot daughter which is weird, cuz I’m alone and she’s…not real”

  33. Donnie Darko says:

    "I mean wear it for sex," awesome sauce!!!

  34. Andrzej Gawłowski says:

    goddamit, replace this fool. it's painful to watch.

  35. Jay Bird says:

    zombie pete

  36. finbar crehan says:

    Anyone gonna mention the outfit

  37. Alex Chilton says:

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Any famous person: knock kno-
    Jimmy: 😂🤣😂🤣😅🤪👏💀

  38. Jack Sperling says:

    Kanye didn’t crash it. He was invited.

  39. Alan Raju says:

    I feel like Jimmy Fallon doesn't even like Pete , just a bunch of passive aggression

  40. Rega Mega says:

    Pete persuaded me to buy mortal combat

  41. Rob Grady says:

    "Get MGK'S new Album!" Nah im good

  42. JustFormed TV says:

    Idc what anyone says Pete s a real dude

  43. dylan thorn says:

    Get my boys album coming out !! Don't forget to buy MGK new album!!

  44. zigzagpuppy1876 yo says:

    Mortal kombat! Nice. 👍

  45. Anthony Brice says:

    Kid Cudi is far from “the greatest artist of all time”.

  46. Jader Piura says:

    I see you Pete with them Stance socks

  47. God says:

    Hey Pete, I think you need another bracelet.

  48. CeleryProductions says:

    Arent those chairs kinda tall?

  49. Mariana Reyes says:

    I understand why Ariana fell for him he may be ugly but he makes up for it in personality!

  50. Isaah Wilder says:

    jimmy hates him

  51. Pascal Moll says:

    U can hear he’s nervous

  52. Evan Yoder says:

    Applebeezus

  53. Dakota Shane Nunley says:

    Pete Davidson credited Kid Cudi with the reason why he didn’t commit suicide when he was younger. So much respect.

  54. Inés SA says:

    I actually now am thinking bout how good a couple Timmy chalamet and Pete Davidson would be and I'm creeped put by myself

  55. Matt D says:

    pete: ..everyone's skinny.

    Jimmy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMFG EVERYONES SKINNY. GET IT!??!😂😂😂

    Painful to watch.

  56. Beav, Bob, and a Bird says:

    Pete is just zombie man from opm

  57. Ventus 7thLight says:

    Tell your boy MGK he should start making good music again! 🙁

  58. Barta Tier says:

    THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY

  59. Starek says:

    Thank U, Next

  60. Almicar Vargas says:

    Jimmy yelling at his wife "GET OVER HERE!"

  61. adam want says:

    Bruh I live this dood

  62. Bearded Panda says:

    Is this Alan from two and a half men lol

  63. jack lawrence says:

    Takes shot every time Jimmy fake laughs

    dies from alcohol poisoning

  64. Kathleen L says:

    Pete: “Theres this guy that I really like to kill in it. Because he looks like a real douche bag.”
    Jimmy holds up the picture of douche bag. Douche bag looks exactly like Jimmy.

  65. MrDannyd9 says:

    that was hilarious!

  66. HarleeQuinn says:

    I'm sorry but Jimmy's laugh is so annoying ….

  67. Bertin Iradukunda says:

    I love this dude.

    No homo.

  68. jonuel rodriguez says:

    O-H…..

  69. Caleb Dunn says:

    This guy reminds me of the joker if he actually had a successful career

  70. EazyEColi says:

    "Best musician that ever lived…" LOL

  71. Justin Hopper says:

    Pete: (coughs)

    Jimmy: hahahaha

  72. James Pearson says:

    Billie Eillish is aging terribly.

  73. Luiza Garcia says:

    He’s so hilarious!

  74. Cait Ryals says:

    I actually like jimmy’s constant laughing—

  75. B1ackf1re says:

    I would have been that random person in the crowd who would have to say something…when Pete gave Jimmy the Scorpion outfit it would have been perfect timing to say "Jimmy tells his wife….GET OVER HERE"

  76. Alex says:

    Lol… he has a crush on Cassie Cage..

  77. bruh moment #2 says:

    The way they say Cudi

  78. erick machuca says:

    I used to love this guy, after Mac's death I fucking hate him

  79. Joey says:

    Repping that mk11 merch

  80. hakusho04 says:

    Is that make up or he really looking like a fucking raccoon

  81. Ndl NDL says:

    Billie Eilish – Butthole Eyes

  82. Simply Drug Addict says:

    The realest and the fakes. That's why it's watchable

  83. Imshy Af says:

    The dilemma "I'm lonely but she's not real"

  84. Pro Am says:

    Did the clown Jimmy Fallon actually say to his fellow clown that he shouldn’t call his basement a man cave? Because it would offend

  85. Super Saiyan GC says:

    MK11 shirt?

  86. Paulo Lisboa says:

    i dont get why jimmy invites these nobodies on the show like Jesus…

  87. Jaz Castellanos says:

    I can’t stand that kid like he got famous for being a rebound is that how we doing it now Hollywood oh I forgot Kim K did get famous for a sex tape

  88. Chives Cucumber says:

    Jimmy Fallon’s Comedy: repeat the guests joke just louder and clap

  89. Ben says:

    “Mortal Kombat 11, my favourite number” That joke flew over everybody’s head and into a building.

  90. R H says:

    Jimmy walks in the bedroom GET OVER HERE!!!

  91. Natalie Sperano says:

    Wow that Ohio state joke how you said you didn’t like the college. YOU ARE WRONG. buckeyes fam drop a like

  92. Robert Lewis says:

    Who is this guy? He's funny.

  93. Anthony Fitz says:

    Jimmy's laughter actually makes me sort of happy… (I'm watching this video alone at three o'clock in the morning… fuck I'm lonely)

  94. Austin Willett says:

    I was just waiting for one of em to go.. “GET OVER HERE” and throw out a hook

  95. Kjell-Philipp H. says:

    Pete is a good guy. Someone you'd want a PR contract with. My best advice: don't offer him a PR contract.

  96. Kishan Guptar says:

    And he just happens to have a picture of jimmy cage when he brings it up….

  97. samerburg alright says:

    fuck me, pete davidson is such a douche bag.

  98. David Cieplik says:

    This guy would play the perfect Riddler.

  99. jpin0002 jpin0002 says:

    He looks like he doesn't have a pulse.

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