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Racist Mario


(Laughter) Here I come! (Laughter) Ah! Hey! Ah! Now listen here mister. I don’t mean no trouble! Go back to your own console! But sir, I don’t even have my own console. We’re multi-platform now. Knuckles!? It must be Mario! He just… He takes racing too seriously! He takes everything too seriously… You motherfuckers invite non-Nintendo characters onto my track!? Now this is Podracing! (Screams) (More screams) Holy shit! He’s killing all the non-Nintendo racers! What is he? Some kind of racist? (Pedophillic laughter) (Screams) You’re not Nintendo! You’re… you’re Pretend-o! You’re all race-traitors! Yoshi! Ah! Oh my God! Aaaaaaaah! They’re fucking glass in my eyes! Aaaah! Oh my God it hurts! It hurts so bad! (Dumb monkey sounds) 23 years of jumping barrels… 23! 23! Fucking! 23! Fucking! Years! (Happy monkey sounds) (Sad monkey sounds) Oh God! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Luigi! I’m comin’ for yah, nigga! Wait! Mario! Think of our history! So, you like to go fast, huh? Please! Mario! No! What are you doi- Alright! I caught it! Now it’s mine and I can force it to do whatever I want! (Maniacal laughter) Oh! Ooh! Oooh! (Growling) Oh! Mario stop! We’re brothers! I have no brother… Mario! Oh shit! It’s Kratos. Fuck you Kratos! (Growling) You Playstation characters never learn! Suck my mushroom-tip! You fucking son of a bitch! Oh, Hey Mario! Uh! Aaaaah! Nintendo power! (Growling) Nintendo! Nintendo! Nintendo! (Roar) (Laughter) Ooo! (Laughter)

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100 thoughts on “Racist Mario”

  1. Flashgitz says:

    Racist Mario was demonetized because of the thumbnail showing too much skin. So we made a new one with Peach in a burqa to better fit with YouTube's new guidelines. Thanks!

  2. Tracy Obradovic says:

    1:46

  3. melly says:

    Come in for you nikka

  4. xSinOfDeath X says:

    0:26 He TaKeS eVeRyThInG tO sErIoUsLy

  5. Risa Myles says:

    WHAT THE FU-

  6. Mythical Matrix says:

    lmao

  7. Ookami inazuma says:

    when you realize Kratos would make a better BF then mario XD (least till he goes on a blood rage cause of a greek god)

  8. some person watching ur videos a a a says:

    Why did I watch this as a lil kid

  9. Just John says:

    Fuc-ka you Kratos!!

  10. Merly Villanueva says:

    2:06 And I thought the Sonic Trailer was bad…

  11. please help I can never think of nay names says:

    Mario is the vice CEO of racism

  12. Mahamed Arab2011boy says:

    Mario: 23 Years Jumping barrels 23 Fucking years🤣🤣😂

  13. Sergeant Kawaii says:

    brah that pokemon shit ruined my childhood

  14. Mahamed Arab2011boy says:

    Yoshi: AHH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD AHHHHHHHH AOHHHHHH

  15. Nibba 45 says:

    Still Better than sonic movie

  16. Icoolest guy says:

    Kratos is lucky at the end

  17. Ersan says:

    This video is shit

  18. Omega Bakura 2019 says:

    Oh shit
    Mario will do anything to be the winner

  19. Taquito says:

    I watched this a long ass time ago and I finally understand everything

  20. brian mc carthy says:

    Who’s here after Mario kart tour

  21. Youssef Salem says:

    This is why God is dead

  22. Luke Kennedy says:

    Typical Italian tut

  23. SparkleDart says:

    This is the least funny thing I've ever seen and I'm surprised it's STILL being recommended to me

  24. Btw _nouh says:

    Me when i found my crush on the floor on the Forest 0:57

  25. Taffeta Leader85 says:

    Sonic doesn't even need a car

  26. Btw _nouh says:

    Me at 11yo voice: 1:13

    Me at 15yo voice: 1:15

  27. Bill P. says:

    Coming for you nigga

  28. Mario Staline says:

    Hello

  29. A J says:

    What kind of voice is knuckles supposed to have?

  30. hamza akbari says:

    Me: "this isn't bad"
    Mario: N-word
    Me: "alright this is bad"

  31. Doctor Degenerate says:

    i think i threw up in my mouth… i love it

  32. The Mighty Alfredo says:

    So nobody gonna comment how Mario straight up said motherfucker

  33. Datboi! says:

    succ ur di-

  34. Savier Dellanos says:

    Mario: 23 years of jumping barrels 23! FUCKING YEARS
    I’m done😂

  35. Galaxy :3 says:

    YOU MUTHA FUCKAS

  36. Lucas Glenn says:

    I think this is the vid with the most likes I ever saw.

  37. Nutmaster69 Big nut says:

    Super Mario race war

  38. Karon Motin says:

    ARE YOU TRYING TO RUIN MY CHILDHOOD

  39. Motivation Man says:

    That god of war ending gets me everytime… especially when she giggles

  40. Anthony Brown says:

    That’s fucked up

  41. Anime Bubble says:

    Poor anakin getting rape by palepatine

  42. TYFLEGENDS YOUMAN says:

    THROOOWBACK

  43. DancelPlays says:

    Man unzips his pants

    Me in 3rd grade: “oh he’s just going to pee on him”

    2019 me looking back at it: WHATTHEFUCK

  44. The Maxiness Clements says:

    Fucking fuck Mario for killing yoshi

  45. It'sHammerTime says:

    Oh god the detail i never noticed…. In the end, naked peach has bandages around her crotch! Damn Mario….

  46. Didaka D says:

    Fuck a you Cratos

  47. everyone ever says:

    I frickin cackled at the pokemon part.

  48. Insert_Channel says:

    Me: Looks up something different

    YouTube: "HEY wanna see Mario taking racing too seriously?"

  49. Forcane Noxer says:

    This was the first video I watched on yt…

  50. THEPLAYINGBACON YT says:

    Nostaaaalgiaaaa…

  51. Mc Cube says:

    I can not let the fact crash bandicoot is considered an item slide

  52. Christopher Busch says:

    0:57
    "Vader was seduced by the Dark Side…"

  53. FullOfHair TM says:

    THE CREATOR OF THIS SHOW IS A FKING LEGEND

  54. Jibbles says:

    y o u m o t h e r f u c k e r s

  55. xSinOfDeath X says:

    2:12 Is anyone else a little scared about what Ash is gonna do to Sonic

    Rape

  56. Fezmoon says:

    I just lost 50% of my brain cells

  57. ibraheem and friends إبراهيم و اصدقاء says:

    What the fouuug peach win 03:36

  58. YEETBOI YEETMYASS says:

    Noooooooooooooooo not yoshi

  59. Moonman says:

    111.111 Dislikes… chill guys

  60. # justiceforbernie says:

    2:52
    Mario is pissed that crash has now taken over the racing scene

    * incoming mario kart fanboy *

  61. Bohemian GroWve says:

    Did……did he just day nigger….

  62. Theesaints_98 says:

    Why knuckles head went backwards when sonic and luigi were in front?

  63. luminous limbo says:

    jesus christ has left the server

  64. Gator G.O.A.T says:

    Holy jesus, what is that? What the FUCK is that???

  65. Ch!n0 says:

    Golden Age

  66. Ebils says:

    Yass never gets old!

  67. Boxy Rants says:

    Listen here mussa

  68. Doki Doki says:

    It amazes me how YouTube demonitzes a video for making fun of racists to "stop racism." Okay Libtard.

  69. Super Pig says:

    Let’s send this video to Nintendo

  70. Aiderin Yusof says:

    Flashgitz why do you need to put burqa on the girl?

  71. countrybanjo rustbucketz says:

    Kid Anakin gets burned

    Palpatine: *laughs & unzips pants

  72. RecklesFlam1ngo says:

    Oh god I remember this masterpiece, RIP poor toad and Yoshi

  73. mr_booble. says:

    Mario: hey luigi

    IM COMING FOR YOU NIGGA

  74. The Big Vrother says:

    1:48

  75. aLongLostBrother says:

    Pretendo.

  76. aLongLostBrother says:

    You're Pretendo.

  77. John Doh says:

    And yet the overt racist depictions of Mario and Luigi….Justa peachy

  78. Intergalactic Rainbow Sushi says:

    I remember when the original thumbnail was peach naked lol

  79. Nobody says:

    I always thought of knuckles as a black person

    Sorry if I'm being racist

  80. FiresnakeODVs says:

    2:44
    yes, knock all the shit out of him, Kratos

  81. boy says:

    Thomas Everyone has never seen such a bullshit before

  82. Blake Dexter says:

    A mario for me

  83. The Funky Muslim says:

    I died at the yoshi part 😂😂😂

  84. rx2 inxo says:

    YouTube is gay

  85. rx2 inxo says:

    Knuckles sounds like a white guy lol

  86. rx2 inxo says:

    Since mario is Italian, and Italians are technically black, that would make mario a black supremacist lol

  87. Ethan the Epic DJ Gamer says:

    Not cool Mario

  88. Beanos 123 says:

    I hate you you killed sonic

  89. Niko W says:

    i searched "g" and this video showed up.

    wow

  90. Ultimate Hamza says:

    fuck you craytos

  91. Mr Awesome says:

    Selling replays 😀
    1:47
    1:47
    1:47
    1:47
    Like for 0ne
    ~Likes own comment~

  92. Ragegamer5000 says:

    Luigi never deserved this 🙁

  93. Marco MDS9 Huaman says:

    Stop that shit .nigga

  94. jose dash 18 says:

    :v :•

  95. tahm kench usta says:

    This is suprise

  96. Gavin Lewis says:

    Oh Jesus! (0:58)

  97. Maximilian Lundberg says:

    oh sh*t its cretos fuck you cretos that part was hillarious

  98. Morgan Wilson says:

    i dont know how to feel about the fact that this has become classic internet literature

  99. Dawid Keciek says:

    WHAT THE F*CK AM I WHATCHING!?!?

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