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SUPER-HERO-BOWL! – TOON SANDWICH

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SUPER-HERO-BOWL! – TOON SANDWICH


Arise, warrior. The battle is about to begin. What battle? Where am I? Hey! Where’d you get that? Put on your uniform and enter the arena. Hey, I’m not putting anything on
until you tell me where I am. Ow! OK, I’m putting it on! But only because I want to. What the heck is this place? Oh my god. Something very familiar about this. Must be a new version of the Matrix. Arr, it’s just bloody… disrespectful…! Hey! Where are we? What system is this? You are all here for one purpose. To decide, once and for all, which of you is the ultimate hero. The battle begins… now. Rorschach’s journal. Appear to have been abducted by alien species to battle fellow costumed heroes on their home world. I refuse to fight for the entertainment
of an alien species. Would not be the first time. If you refuse to fight… you agree to die. I’m sorry, Jim. SPOCK!!!! Does anyone else agree to die? I don’t want to die. I want to live. FIGHT!!! THIS… ISN’T… SPARTA!!! Expecto…! The unexpected. I’ve got you in my sight. I can half-see that. My name is Inigo Montoya. I’m Captain Jack Sparrow. The name’s Bond. James Bond. The name’s Jason Bourne. At least I think it is. I’m federal agent Jack Bauer. These initials aren’t
big enough for the three of us. Impossible! Yeah, I hear that a lot. Draw. You draw. Well, it’s not my best work. Adamantium cuts vibranium. Dammit! I failed Fictional Chemistry. Stay. Just my luck. The wrong planet at the wrong time. Quicksilver! You… idiot. Ugh, you are so lucky you don’t have a brother. Tell me about it. I’m an orphan and a widow. Christmas at my place? Flame on! Flame off. Die, white-walker! Die, Snow. Die, tribute. Die, orc. Die, sky-people! ‘Sup! We’re the real Guardians of the Galaxy! No no – wait! I’m not an alien – I’m human! Gahh! Why won’t this helmet come off?? I am groot! FREEDOM!!! Yes! I finally killed Bill. Ahhh, so satisfying. He has a particularly good set of skills. Want to trade shields? What the hell? Hey man, you’re the one who put a target on it. This belongs in a museum. That’s why I shoot first. Time to die, replicant! How dare you, sir! Get off my playing field! You’re all under arrest. Hasta la vista, babies. Get away from me if you want to live! Dracarys. Come on! T-800, meet Mark 46! I hope this can be buffed out. Seeya later, Terminator! Ugh! You mated with a space slug? Your master cannot help you now. Use the Force, Rey! Let go. YEEHA! I’m finally living up to my name! Two for one! I’m coming, Scarlet! Just give me twelve days to get there. I hate bugs. Puny human. Autobots, roll out! Thank god he remembered to wear his underpants. I hate doctors. Life… is a highly overrated phenomenon. Bloody hell. He’s popped nearly everyone. Doctor Manhattan, if you truly believe life is meaningless, there’s only one way to prove it to yourself
and everyone else. Your logic is sound, Professor. Who’s gonna clean all this bluey crud up? So. It’s down to us then. Please. Not for long! Marvel as one! Thanks, Doctor Jones! You know that bats eat spiders? I always saw you as more of a fruit bat. Respect your elders. What kind of program are you? The Jedi kind. Whoa. That’s for taking all the best artifacts! Yeah, but I didn’t get to keep any of them! Funny. The last person to whip me, also wore leather. Why’d it have to be bats? Everything I own is bat-shaped. Get with it. What’s the point? They all have body armour, healing abilities
or super powers. What do we have? Bullets and bullwhips. Would you like to go tomb-raiding
with me sometime? The next tomb I raid will be yours, Jones. Dude, I’m blind! Stop. You will remove your clothing and weapons. Honey, do I look weak-minded to you? Done and done. What else has to happen? EW! You will put your clothes back on immediately! Bogus, dude. Fascinating technology. Does it come in black? No. But it comes in green. Quite emasculating. I’ve been Revenge-of-the-Sith’d! Now prepare to be Sleepy Hollow’d! That actually worked? Deadpool. You… are the ultimate hero. I’d like to celebrate by performing
a dance move I just invented. It’s called, “the torso”. Mm-ch-c-cha, ch-c-ch-c-cha-cha! Beam me up real slow, Scotty. So, while my limbs are regenerating, how ’bout we
pass the time by you explaining to me… what the hell was this all about? In time, all will be revealed. Before then, something else is needed. For as I’m sure you know, a hero… is only as good… as the villain. Que pasa? Arise, warrior. The battle is about to begin. Who’s your daddy? [HENRY JONES SR]
Junior! If you can hear me, I’m trapped in an antechamber
with four strange morons! [THE ANCIENT ONE]
Oh I’m not Strange. I’m his mentor, The Ancient One. I’m been trying to extricate us from this room
using spells from the Dark Dimension. No luck just yet. I think I’ll switch to the Milk & Hazelnut Dimension. [YODA]
Believe that Deadpool triumphed, I cannot. Weak, is he with the Force. [MORPHEUS]
I cannot believe that Neo failed. Does this mean he is not The One? Is the prophecy a lie? [GALADRIEL]
I should have stolen the Ring of Power and used it to conquer all. In place of a Dark Lord, you would have a Queen! Beautiful and terrible as the dawn! All would love me and despair! [YODA]
Do not give in to sore losing. To the Dark Side, that path leads. [GALADRIEL]
I do not take advice from deformed dwarves. [YODA]
I am a 900-year-old Jedi Master! [THE ANCIENT ONE]
900 years? You must be the Really Ancient One! [MORPHEUS]
Wait. I have a foolproof plan to free us
from not just this cell, but the entire world. Can anyone see a landline telephone anywhere? [YODA]
No.
[GALADRIEL]
No. [HENRY JONES SR]
No.
[THE ANCIENT ONE]
No. [MORPHEUS]
Well, I’m out of ideas. [YODA LAUGHS] [YODA COUGHS] [HENRY JONES SR]
This is intolerable!

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100 thoughts on “SUPER-HERO-BOWL! – TOON SANDWICH”

  1. Austin Robertson says:

    1:59 battle of the eyepatches….

  2. Austin Robertson says:

    2:03 Pirate vs Pirate. Interesting

  3. Austin Robertson says:

    2:36 and life.
    Oh well, comics and movies aren't supposed to mix like that

  4. Austin Robertson says:

    3:31 oh my gosh,technically true….

    Edit: 3:33 you might want to get that fixed

  5. Austin Robertson says:

    4:16 he experienced his fight with vader and the emperor at the same time…. interesting

  6. Austin Robertson says:

    5:27 well at least they're getting along well

  7. Austin Robertson says:

    6:05 well, least they agree on something

  8. Austin Robertson says:

    6:33 ironic how Batman keeps Spiderman in his own web,yet last time they fought,well Batman was missing his arms and legs.

  9. Ya Girl says:

    I lost it at my name is Inego mentoya

  10. Starguard ! says:

    You know, no matter how many times I watch this, it always makes me laugh… every single time 😀

  11. Zachary. Collins Wolf says:

    Okay

  12. mike tv says:

    can you make a video about this but with video game charaters?

  13. tbel says:

    BATMAN should have won

  14. Mais Azara says:

    Deadpool is not a super hero

  15. Δημήτρης Θώμογλου says:

    Superman, spiderman and Indiana Jones still alive.

  16. warepam chinglee says:

    Bruce lee didnt die

  17. Minty Fresh says:

    Die White Walker
    Die Snow
    Die Tribute
    Die Ork
    Die Sky People

  18. Andrew Bansiloy says:

    So superman loves wonder woman I dont know that

  19. Amir Azadmehr says:

    Thor get dead?

  20. 미스터 박제이 says:

    4:24

  21. Blacktivity says:

    How come Lara Croft, and Indiana Jones are here but Nathan drake isnt

  22. Harvey’s Channel says:

    This is like jigsaw

  23. GELLERT GRINDEWALD says:

    batman cant defeat wolverine

  24. Michelle Sensenig says:

    Do a horror bowl

  25. Ezio Auditore da Firenze says:

    Bruce lee would win, only he is real

  26. Tk Tri11 says:

    Ok wht about Spider-Man

  27. Seth Cena says:

    Deadpool is awesome

  28. joe murphy says:

    TELL ME WHO UR FAV CHARACTER IS! 😀

  29. Penguin Legs says:

    if john wick was there, he could defeat them all

  30. Arapeta Blackman says:

    56 deaths i counted

  31. Kelly Macdonald says:

    What happened to dead pool

  32. Mozzie_is_My_ Boi says:

    Iron Man should’ve won 3000. Who agrees?

  33. Janet Hernandez says:

    TERMINATOR!!!!!!! AND QUICK SILVER

  34. Retro Sonny & Tiny says:

    1:13 I love how Rorschach is just quietly writing in His Journal

  35. Amegoe Laa Laa says:

    Where was saitama

  36. Andrew Dialkira says:

    3:06 scarlet witch has 11 fingers

  37. Grace Soneff says:

    If you refuse to fight, YOU AGREE TO DIE!

  38. Diego Sanhueza Brito says:

    de donde saco el sable verde

  39. 스틱파이터왕 says:

    스파이더맨 은?

  40. Z Studios says:

    2:39, watch this at speed 2 for like the rest of the video

  41. Duck Superduperduckwin says:

    The first person to die is Harry Potter and the last one is ray

  42. Ps1 Harry Potter says:

    1:54 where the hell is my scar

  43. Budy Sulistiyanto says:

    Superhero bowl: Deadpool wins and then in Super villain bowl:puddin on her neck

  44. Elizabeth Lawlis says:

    Job,

  45. Sheamus Hoglund says:

    Adamatiom is the same as vibraman

  46. Sofia Ortega Perez says:

    Were is doctor Who

  47. Давид Хатуев says:

    5 54 who is

  48. Virtuoze_Cho7trouee says:

    Super vilain bowl is better.. but it’s fine

  49. JayY1Thousand says:

    Dammit where's Godzilla

  50. Shay payne says:

    Thor Did not die

  51. lil13yuh says:

    5:07 "Uh,You mated with a space slug?"
    Slave Leia has left the chat

  52. Sagar patil says:

    #deadpool is the best superhero

  53. Alee_ 09 says:

    Scusa ma vincerebbe o Wolverine o deadpool sono immortali

  54. XXX5686MinlyRYMANNNXX X says:

    l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨe̮̟͈̣̖̰̩̹͈̾ͨ̑͑t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚ g͎͚̥͎͔͕ͥ̿o͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊ m̘͈̺̪͓ͩ͂̾ͪ̀̋a̘̫͈̭͌͛͌̇̇̍t̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊r̼̯̤̈ͭ̃ͨ̆i̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣx̥͕̮̠̦͉̑̉̄̀̚ g͎͚̥͎͔͕ͥ̿l͕͖͉̭̰ͬ̍ͤ͆̊ͨi̞̟̫̺ͭ̒ͭͣt̘̟̼̉̈́͐͋͌̊c͔ͣͦ́́͂ͅh͚̖̜̍̃͐

  55. Kayra küçüksu says:

    26.093 ottman empire

  56. Jerry says:

    Wheres saitama?

  57. Mustafa Mazin says:

    Mustafabaldi2

  58. Poke Prime says:

    I was so worried Ray would win

  59. 오성진 says:

    5:49초에 누구임??

  60. Rosa Meurs says:

    But dude, Spider-Man wasn't dead yet

  61. Jerry The Fucking Mouse says:

    guys this is a comedy chill

  62. Kitty Cheshire says:

    Batman: I should win.
    Me: Why?

    bEcAuSe I'm BaTmAn

  63. Mr. Benji says:

    The flash didn’t die…

  64. Tomboy Teaghan says:

    Some of these people didn’t die they just got punched or something

  65. Maria Escobedo says:

    Wait how did flash died?

  66. coconit coconut says:

    Whait if Neo have hair do this means they are ei the matrix, because in one escene Morfeo tell's him they create an image of themselves i the matrix😲

  67. James Miller says:

    4:03 such an accurate portrayal of Henry ça il screaming as super man

  68. lolp opp2 says:

    Where was john wick in this

  69. piplup gamer says:

    i want part 3

  70. Angelique Bonet says:

    dead pool is awsome

  71. Ghost Skull says:

    but superman didnt die he just got smacked to his head

  72. Nadi ne says:

    Yondu is in none of them

    What is he :0

  73. RoyThe MailBoy says:

    3:53 was the best tbh

  74. 박승현 says:

    빨갱이울트라맨

  75. Cherry Gamer says:

    Daenaryes is a hero?

  76. arasayça ünlü says:

    Çaptan marvel

  77. agr0nianTV says:

    1:44 Mystique a good guy?

    This was so damn cool!

  78. Jordan Evans says:

    Where Is Scp 682 And Kratos

  79. YuriGamerYT says:

    5:54 my favorite part

  80. lobep A says:

    Falta chazan

  81. Mal Biggs says:

    DfxdxdzsssfzcszcszszdznfddrydytdyrdtrssfadgSafaefefweaa r rtuygiy

  82. Jose Akisa Takano Cardenas says:

    XD era obvio que deadpool ganaría

  83. ShadowEnvelops says:

    7:10 lol that killed me

  84. Nelia Cruz-dizon says:

    yl

  85. Valkorion says:

    Who is the golden dude with the Deep voice

  86. Шкила Мелкая. says:

    Манхэттэн дохуя герой?

  87. Epiccat 255 says:

    WHY NO PICARD!?!?

  88. Austin Hall says:

    Why Vader not win in the villain version?

  89. Brody Ramsey says:

    5:54 of course

  90. Emre Dereli says:

    DeadPool s win was obvious.

  91. LeAnn Heun says:

    It’s sad that John wicks not in this.

  92. Godzilla King of the monster’s says:

    T-800 meet mark-46

    I hope this can be buffed out

  93. macash 11 says:

    NO CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!!
    YAY DESDPOOL WIN KNEW IT HE NEVER DIES

  94. George Bates says:

    How come terminator is here

  95. Danish Salute says:

    Itulah dia game baru kita, rise of kingdoms, so basically game ni ada 6 bangunan lh x silap aku ya

  96. Kuba Ptocki says:

    What the fuck

  97. JustPVP Cyclone says:

    5:17 Scarlet witch dies

    5:50 scarlet witch got ressurected and dies again

  98. Emi_ Production says:

    With Disney ? Simba, stitch etc… Good idea

  99. CofiBruh says:

    I tought Chuck Norris will win…

  100. GOJIFAN 64 says:

    Were is the 70s Godzilla?

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