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Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl

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– HI, EVERYBODY, I’M DAVE STASSEN ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING, AND WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL, AS WE GET READY TO WATCH SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS IN THE NATION SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLS IN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN BETWEEN EAST AND WEST. AND THERE REALLY ARE SOME CHARACTERS ON THIS YEAR’S SQUADS, AREN’T THERE, GEOFF? […]

Hollywood Stars Caught Bribing College Admissions | The Daily Show

Hollywood Stars Caught Bribing College Admissions | The Daily Show

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This story is a bombshell, all right? Dozens of rich parents, including Hollywood actors, accused of straight up bribing their kids’ way into college. I mean, some of these parents allegedly paid up to $6.5 million, which is insane. Honestly, for that amount of money, just buy a smarter kid. Now, the alleged mastermind of […]

Why College Sounds Like a Reality TV Experiment – Matthew Broussard

Why College Sounds Like a Reality TV Experiment – Matthew Broussard

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I do a lot of college shows, which, it’s fun, but you have to spend a lot of time with college kids, and you forget what they’re like because we keep them quarantined during that portion of their life. But they’re, oh… There’s no consequences for college kids. You can just walk in front of […]

Trevor’s Grammy Nomination & The Department of Education’s College Scorecard | The Daily Show

Trevor’s Grammy Nomination & The Department of Education’s College Scorecard | The Daily Show

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A year with so many exciting nominees and a race we’re all excited to watch. And, no, I’m not talking about the election. I’m talking about the the Grammys. Nominations for 2020 Grammy Awards are out, and there’s a new class in town. Lizzo, one of three newcomers, leads the way with eight nominations, including […]

Making Sense of the Electoral College: The Daily Show

Making Sense of the Electoral College: The Daily Show

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The holidays are right around the corner, and because Donald Trump is going to be president, Santa can’t come to America anymore because he’s a flying immigrant with a beard. -(laughter, applause) -And… it’s still hard. It’s still hard to get used to the fact that Donald Trump will be president, especially because he lost […]

Key & Peele – Consequences

Key & Peele – Consequences

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[school bell rings] [indistinct chatter] OKAY, STUDENTS, SETTLE DOWN. SETTLE DOWN. THAT INCLUDES YOU, MR. RODRIGUEZ. DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THE MILK CARTON OFF OF YOUR HEAD? THANK YOU SO MUCH. WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST TODAY. HE’S FROM THIS NEIGHBORHOOD, AND HE’S A FORMER GANG MEMBER, AND HE’S COMING HERE THIS MORNING TO […]

Rhode Island Teens Fight for Civics Education | The Daily Show

Rhode Island Teens Fight for Civics Education | The Daily Show

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As The Daily Show’s youngest correspondent, I’m most qualified to report on the fact that civics education in America sucks. It’s so bad, only one in nine schools require a year of civics classes. But young activists, like members of the Providence Student Union, are demanding higher standards. Which is why I’m here at a […]

Key & Peele – Mattress Shopping – Uncensored

Key & Peele – Mattress Shopping – Uncensored

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– WELCOME TO PAPARD MATTRESS LIQUIDATORS. HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY? – I NEED TO BUY A NEW BED. – OKAY. YEAH, GOOD, GOOD. YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. I’LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP YOU WITH THAT. UH… WHAT SIZE YOU NEED? A FULL, QUEEN, KING? – QUEEN. – QUEEN, OH. […]

Review – Forrest Becomes a Racist

Review – Forrest Becomes a Racist

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– OOH, OUR NEXT REVIEW CAME TO US IN AN EMAIL… – MM-HMM. – FROM “TOOMUCHTANYA2000,” OH, IN MADISON, WISCONSIN. – RACISM–A DISLIKE OF OTHERS JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE DIFFERENT. WELL, I GUESS I’M GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE MY OUTLOOK AND BECOME… A RACIST. FOR YOU, MY BLACK FRIEND. BEFORE I EMBARKED ON MY JOURNEY OF […]

The Best of Tyrone Biggums – Chappelle’s Show

The Best of Tyrone Biggums – Chappelle’s Show

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Okay, remember now. We’re not here to judge anybody. We want to handle this with love, right? You want to tell him how his drug abuse has hurt you, maybe hurt himself. Okay Harold, what time did you tell him to be here? Five o’clock but he’s always late. No, he’ll be here in three, […]