texting. rhyming. pat buchanan fail. // Auto-Tune the News #7


texting. rhyming. pat buchanan fail. // Auto-Tune the News #7

JE: Let’s get it right. ABS: Let’s get it right. JE: Shawty on the mic. [gunshots] AH: The fact is that right now if you are black or hispanic,
you have a much greater chance of being arrested. JE: Are you sayin we got thugs in the fuzz?
AH: Particularly when it comes to the war on drugs. JE/ABS: Real talk, we got caught together smokin lettuce leaves.
JE: Lettuce leaves.
ABS: They threw me in the slammer. JE: They gave me a college degree!
ABS: WTF? JE: In biology.
ABS: He don’t know a tiger from a giraffe. [gunshots] DB: It is painful, it is shameful.
ABS: Disdainful! I’m on parole. JE: I’m keepin my glass of champagne full
top of the world.
ABS: Brick on my ankle. DB: If you are stopped by the police
Putcha head down and just wait. / ALL: Wait! / DB: Wait. / ALL: Wait!… DB: Don’t say nothin.
ABS: Shh! /DB: Wait… DB: Putcha head down
ALL: Do the dance now!…Putcha head down! AH: This is going on all the time
It’s really stunning PB: This has been a country built by white folks.
100% of the people who wrote the Constitution, 100% of the people who signed the Declaration of Independence, White folks, Whi–i–i–ite folks! I look at the track team, and they’re all black folks.
I think maybe those are the fastest guys we got. Fastest guys in the country,
Fastest in the wooooorld. Black folks, Bla—a–a–ack folks! SG: WTF? I think I’m having an stroke,
Suffering a white guy overload. Doctor, doctor, can a shawty get a shot to the frontal lobe.
OH. AS: It’s not always just black and white, black and white.
We’re fighting right now for a young white male Who we felt the police abused by sticking something in his rectum.
EG: Why they gotta disrespect him? SG: Can we please move on now, Reverend?
AS: Sticking something in his rectum. [PB Bass solo] DL: Trouble, we got trouble right here in Capitol City.
With a capitol T, and it rhymes with B, that stands for broke! CC: We broke!
DL: Right here in Capitol City, right here, we gotta figure out
a way to help the Americans who are about to choke! CC: No joke!
DL: Oh yes we’ve got trouble. Trouble, trouble. CC: Triple trouble.
DL: Trouble, trouble. CC: Big time trouble.
DL: T! Rhymes with –
CC: P! DL: Rhymes with –
CC: C!
DL: Rhymes with –
CC: G! AG: I’m angry!!
DL: Rhymes with D. And it stands for Democrat. KC: Texting while driving is dangerous, dangerous. EG/SG: Treacherous!
MG: Perilous! KC: People who were text messaging were 20 times
more likely to have an accident than those who were
talking on phones instead of typing. Just say no.
EG: But I’m a sucker for peer pressure. My thumbs can’t stop! KC: Get a designated texter.
MG: [sexy breathing] Ow! KC: People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG. ALL: People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG…

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42 thoughts on “texting. rhyming. pat buchanan fail. // Auto-Tune the News #7”

  1. Jorge Medina says:

    Katie Couric's voice sounds surprisingly like Siri's when autotuned 😀

  2. Skideos Maghee says:

    Probably the best one

  3. Kimi FW says:

    This song is better at 1.5 speed.

  4. Tasoq says:

    Love the end of this song XD

  5. LoserCommander says:

    I think this is my favorite from them.

  6. Marc McPherson says:

    Over 5 years ago?!

  7. Pedroaugusto Guimarães says:

    Good music love

  8. Jeffrey Chatterton says:

    White folks!!!!

  9. 6xry says:

    Their faces from 1:01–1:24 are the best things ever

  10. andrewrocks10 says:

    people on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG

  11. travisle1 says:

    White folks, whiiiiite folks!!!!

  12. travisle1 says:

    This is my favorite!!

  13. Michael Nargi says:

    i at you guys

  14. Yon Frenze says:

    Does the word "Shawty" make anyone else cringe?

  15. thenxn619 says:

    Gosh! It's been so long, I forgot they started sounding great by 4.

  16. AIReject says:

    This shows that the problem with the police force hasn't progressed much

  17. trixsam says:

    This vids my favorite of you guys!!

  18. secularist72 says:

    My favorite part is Pat Robertson on the Stingray.

  19. Daniel Harvey Dyer says:

    It has taken me nearly seven years to realise that Dan Lungren is making a reference to The Music Man.

  20. Darnell Amos says:

    suffering a white folks overload

  21. T .Charleston says:

    Looks like the Pat Buchanan faction of the Republican party is winning these days.
    Make America Hate Again.

  22. Mikemixer2 says:

    the first video I watched and I've loved them ever since!

  23. Nikkei U says:

    2016 ANYONE??

  24. This is a load of barnacles says:

    DONA is that YOU?!

  25. Kris Owens says:

    I can safely say there are thugs in the fuzz

  26. andid says:

    People in the booth can turn an lol, into a great big omg. 2016 #Trumpocalypse

  27. nathan didlake says:

    Man. I don't know what is happening. I was always a fan. But I'm becoming an über fanboy. You guys are so funny. The world is a better place because Gregorys exist. I hereby befriend all Gregory people everywhere in the world.

  28. Jacob Anderson says:

    This is still by far my favorite.

  29. monabrown101 says:

    "Wait…. Wait… Wait…. Do the dance now…. Put ur head down… Wait…wait…." Love the harmony here! 😄😄😄

  30. monabrown101 says:

    Michael is still hot 😂😂😂 "treacherous…. Perilous" owwww!!!

  31. Brother Panda says:


  32. Toshino Takiyami says:

    Who's watching in 2017?

  33. Solid Spark says:

    2018..people on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG

  34. Amar Pai says:

    I'm watching in 2018. Listened to this when my daughter was about to be born in the hospital. Time travel

  35. Anime is life Anime is love Anime is Daddy says:

    People on the road can turn an lol into a great big omg

  36. Thiago Torres says:

    "He don't know a tiger from a giraffe" makes me laugh everytime

  37. Leigh Ashley says:

    Is Michael wearing a wig? I really would like to know.

  38. Osa Omoragbon says:

    Katie Couric be dropping bars in these things, no need to edit her.

  39. Christian Eggers says:

    i’ve probably watched this at least 20 times in the past 10 years, i never noticed the tambourine throw at the intro, that was BRILLIANT

  40. Dani Leopardeye says:

    I STILL love this and remember all the words 😂

  41. Gold Claykid9000 says:

    What ABS mean

  42. Alaina61999 says:

    Damn… today’s the 10 year anniversary of this video…

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