The Game Show Where Nobody Knows the Rules


The Game Show Where Nobody Knows the Rules

– [Sam] Get ready for a Game Changer. Tonight’s guests, from the 20th dimension, it’s Brennan Lee Mulligan. – Hey! – [Sam] Having read 20 erotic novels, it’s Jess Ross. And, just in time for
CollegeHumor’s 20th anniversary, it’s Tao Yang. And your host, me. I’ve been here the whole time. Welcome to Game Changer,
the only game show where the game changes every show. I am your host, Sam Reich. I’m joined today by these
three lovely contestants. Now, you all understand
how the game works. – No
– Not a single thing. – It hasn’t been explained. That’s right, our players
have no idea what game it is they’re about to play. The only way to learn is by playing. The only way to win is by learning. And the only way to
begin, is by beginning. So, without further ado, let’s begin. Ash, could you bring out the machine? (Jess laughs)
(beep) (carnival music) Players, are you ready? – I guess. – Brennan, what is your name? – My name is Brennan Lee Mulligan. (machine dings) – That’s one point for
Brennan Lee Mulligan. – That was a soft question. – Jess, what is one plus one? – Two. (machine dings) – Two is correct! – Tao, what year is it? – 2019. (machine dings) – That is correct. Brennan- – I’m being (beep)ed with. (Jess and Tao laughing) You understand? This is an indignity. – This will be illegal. This will be considered
illegal by the courts. – It’s one of those experiments from the ’50s, where they look back at it and they were like,
“This is unconscionable.” Brennan, what is your middle name? – My middle name is Lee. (machine dings) – Jess Ross, what is your middle name? – It is also Leigh. Well, it’s spelled differently. L-E-I-G-H. (machine dings) – Tao, what is your middle name? – I have no middle name. (Jess laughs) (machine dings) – [Sam] That is correct. Brennan- – Yeah? – Do you ever talk in your sleep? – I should (beep) you. I have talked in my sleep. (machine dings) – [Sam] For a bonus point,
Brennan, do you care to elaborate? – I used to be an insomniac. I stayed up for 81 hours in a row in my senior year of college. – Holy (beep)! – Missing nights of sleep regularly will affect your sleep
cycle in some weird ways. (machine dings) – [Sam] Jess, have you
ever talked in your sleep? – I’m starting to crack right now. (contestants laughing) – I’m sorry! Okay, 18. (machine beeps) (Tao gasps)
Okay. – I’m afraid the answer 18 in
this particular context is no. – Thank you for bravely
teaching us something about the machine. – Yes, thank you. – I’m freaking out! (contestants laughing) – Tao, do you ever talk in your sleep? – I, also, am very uncomfortable. I do talk in my sleep, and I know it, because I’ve recorded myself. (machine dings) There’s an app, and you put
it underneath your pillow and it constantly records, but when it hits a
certain noise threshold- – Yeah. – It will actually record
that snippet for you. – Machine? – Machine? (machine dings) – How does the machine
claim to know things that even its creator does not know? – That is a really good question, Brennan. – Do I get any points for both hating and loving the machine? (Jess and Tao laughing) – Do you snore? – I have snored. (machine dings) – Jess, do you snore? – Yeah, so, yes I snore! (Sam laughs) (machine dings) – Tao, do you snore? – Yes, I snore also. (machine dings) – Brennan, do you floss? – Yes, extremely regularly. (machine dings) Two of my teeth are fake,
fully fake, and I (beep)ed up my teeth when I was younger, so I make a point to floss every day, and I also use fluoride mouthwash. (machine dings) – Jess, do you floss? – Yeah. (Brennan and Tao laughing) (machine dings) Yeah, I use the flossy things. I feel bad, ’cause it’s
probably extra plastic. Do I do it all the time? No. Is my dentist gonna watch this? Probably not. (Sam laughs) (machine dings) What do you think, machine? Do I get 20 points? (machine beeps) (Jess gasps) – Whoa! The machine is sassy. – I think this machine hates women. (contestants laughing) (machine beeps) You can’t tell me! – Tao, do you floss? – Yes, I do. (machine beeps) What? I floss… I’ve been on an upswing recently, so I’m gonna say at least twice a week. (machine dings) (Sam laughs) – Twice a week! – You’re not a flosser, Tao. – He thought you meant the
dance, which he does every day. – I do every day, also- (machine beeps) (Jess gasps) – I didn’t know that! I don’t do the floss dance every day! – I didn’t know it! – Brennan, have you ever shoplifted? – Yes, you’re (beep)damn right I did. (machine dings) – Wow! For a bonus point, do
you care to elaborate? – When I was working
at my old summer camp, we had to do a production run to Walmart, and I walked out of the
store drinking a bottle of Coca-Cola that I did not pay for. (machine dings) – That’s it? – Jess, have you ever shoplifted? – Yes, I have shoplifted. (machine dings) (Sam laughs) We were at the Amish market. (contestants laughing)
– Oh, my God! – And they were selling… I don’t know if people
remember Pogs and Slammers. – What? – But, I saw this golden
Slammer in this case, and my Mom said I couldn’t have it, so I took it. (machine dings) – You stole a Pog? – I stole the Slammer from… – From an Amish?
– From the Amish, yes. – Tao, have you ever shoplifted? – Oh, yeah. (machine dings) I’m probably the most recent. I think I regularly
shoplifted until I was 25. (Sam laughs) 26? All the time, all the time. – What sort of things did you shoplift? – Well, I just shoplifted
recently at Whole Foods when there was a thing of basil in my bag that I didn’t take out, and I went, “Eh, whatever,
I’ll just walk out with this.” (machine dings) – Wow! I, honestly, did not anticipate that you would all be as shameless as you clearly are. – Shoplifting from a large
corporation is barely shoplifting in my opinion. (machine beeps) – Oh! (Sam laughs) – Brennan, have you ever
peed in a public pool? – Yes! (machine dings) I peed in the pool because someone said, “It changes colors if you pee-pee in it!” – You wanted to test it out! – It was scientific inquiry! – Jess, have you ever
peed in a public pool? – I think I’ve peed in
every pool I’ve been in. (contestants laughing) (machine dings) Everyone’s peeing in the pool, anyway. (machine beeps) Oh, excuse me? – Tao, have you ever
peed in a public pool? – I urinate in pools. (machine dings) – Brennan, do some movies
and TV shows make you cry? – Yes. (machine dings) Nothing makes me cry more than a character that is putting a brave face
on a terrible situation. (machine dings) – The vulnerability you’ve
shared with us here today… It should just be one extra
point for that elaboration. (Brennan laughs)
I just wanna be clear. Just the one. Jess, do you ever cry
at movies or TV shows? – Oh, commercials, yes. (machine dings) Everything, yes, I’m a big crier. I’m watching some really
crappy British dating show, and the girls went to Casa Amor, and the boys stayed home, and they had the opportunity to couple up with other people, and Molly-Mae came back, and saw that Tommy hadn’t
coupled up with anyone, and she started crying, and I started crying. (machine dings) – [Sam] Tao? – Yes, I cry specifically,
much like Brennan, to a specific thing. When a group of people come
together for a common cause. Like the scene in Spider-Man 2, when the New Yorkers are like,
“If you wanna get to him, you gotta get through us.” to Doc Ock, that makes me cry. (machine dings) (Brennan laughing) – Players, it’s time for a mini-game. You understand the
mechanic of our game, now. It is based on this lie detector. – The contestants have
figured out all of the things to do with the machine. – I’m gonna rephrase
that, ever so slightly. – Sure, yeah. – The contestants have
figured out everything there is to know about the machine. (machine beeps) – Oh! (intermission music) – Always keeping wanting more, machine. – Jess, you are flirting
with this machine. – Machine, do you think
I’m flirting with you? (machine dings) (Jess screeches) You wish! – [Sam] What I would like to ask from each of you is a confession. Something personal about
yourselves that you would like to feed into the machine. Once you do, I will assign it a one through five juiciness rating. – Oh! – Oh, my God. – And, you will receive those
number of points if it’s true. – Okay, the bed that I
lost my virginity in, in a one night stand,
when I was 16 years old, is the same bed I was later cuckholded in, in my longest, at the time, relationship. – [Sam] Holy! (beep)! That’s gotta be worth five… I don’t know what’s worth five points if that’s not worth five points. Machine, can you tell me, is that true? (machine dings) – There is no corner of my
heart I would not turn over to the world for five points. (Sam laughs) – [Sam] Jess. – I’ll just say I’ve
had multiple threesomes. – Oh, yeah, no totally. That’s totally worth five points. – What do you think about that, machine? – [Sam] Machine? (machine dings) Wow!
– There you go. – [Sam] Tao, was there
anything that you would like to confess into the machine? – [Tao] Yeah. One time, walking home from
a friend’s house to my dorm, I fully (beep) myself on the way back, and I was
walking with my friend, too, so I was like, “I’m gonna walk ahead”, and I discarded my pants on the street. – Where on the street? – Three blocks away from the house. – Wait, you discarded your pants? What happened to your underpants? – I also discarded my underpants. I was wearing a fleece- – Full Pooh Bear! Oh, my God! (machine dings) – [Sam] That’s worth
five points, for sure! Brennan, have you ever
eaten food out of the trash? – Yes. (Jess and Tao laughing) (machine dings) – [Sam] Jess, have-
– Yes, yes. (machine dings) – [Sam] Tao. – I have never taken food out
of the trash and eaten it, but I’ve definitely eaten
food that should be trash. (machine dings) Like a bad mango, you know? It’s bad in certain parts, and I just start eating
around the bad parts, and my girlfriend says, “Throw that away.” and I go, “There’s good
parts of the mango.” – [Sam] Were there good
parts of the mango? – There were a couple bites. – All right. That’s fair. (machine beeps) Oh! (Jess laughs) Brennan, how easily are you
able to tell left from right? – Perhaps the best in the world. (machine dings) (Sam laughs) – “Whoa, I’m the best in the world!” – Jess. – I can’t. – [Sam] You can’t? – I have a really hard time
with my left and right. (machine dings) If I do this, they both
look like Ls to me. – [Sam] Sure.
(Brennan laughing) Sure. – When me and my fiancee cater in the car, I can’t have her say
‘make a left or a right’. It has to be a ‘me’ or a ‘you’. (machine dings) (contestants laughing) – [Sam] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! A ‘me’ or a ‘you’ meaning what, exactly? – If it’s a ‘me’, I go
the direction that I am, and if it’s a ‘you’, I go the
direction that Kate’s sitting. – [Sam] That’s- – There is a specific
turn called a U-turn. – We don’t make those! – [Sam] Tao, can you tell your
right from your left easily? – I mean, left, right. Yes, yes. (machine dings) – Brennan, are there any
holes in your underwear? – Yes. The factory that made it
put a hole in the front for my (beep). – No, that’s not what I mean. – Is it false or true, machine? (machine dings) – Take the point away. – No, no, that is incorrect! I’m sorry, I did lie! There’s three more holes! One for my torso and two
more for my legs, (beep)! That’s correct! You are not God, the machine is! – Brennan, I should’ve specified. Are there any holes in
your underwear from- – This game is (beep)ing rigged. from them being worn out? – Oh, sure. Yes. I got a bunch of these
Hanes ones that, weirdly, have developed holes along the waistband. (machine dings) – [Sam] Jess, are there… (Sam laughs) (contestants laughing) Are there holes in your underwear? – There aren’t holes in my underwear, but I do have it where the
elastic is very worn out of a lot of pairs. (machine dings) – Tao, are there holes in your underwear? – Yes. Lots of them. (machine dings) (Sam laughs) – [Jess] Is this a boy thing? – I think so. A compromise that I’ve
made in my relationship is I have to throw away underwear that have a lot of holes in them. – Brennan, have you ever slept through a flight you were supposed to take? – No. What am I, made of money? (machine dings) – [Sam] Jess. – Absolutely not. I am there two hours in advance. (machine dings) – Tao, you are looking a tad
uncomfortable at the moment. Have you ever slept through a flight? – Yes, twice. (machine dings) – [Jess] Oh, my God! – [Tao] I slept through
the same flight twice. – Wait, what? – You mean they rescheduled
it, and you slept… Tao! No (beep)ing way! That’s crazy! – [Tao] Yes, I was supposed to move out of my dorm sophomore year, and I overslept, wasn’t gonna make it, had to move my room out and stuff, so I didn’t make that flight, rescheduled for later in the afternoon. When I got the to
airport, I was so sleepy, and the gate was so full, so I went two gates over, and slept there, and no one woke me up
because why would they? – You slept through the
flight at the airport? – At the gate, yes. – Oh, my God. (machine dings) – Brennan, have you ever
tried to get a nickname? – I’ve never taken active
steps to get a nickname, but I have definitely
been incredibly excited to receive a nickname. When I used to work as a camera PA on Law & Order: Criminal Intent, my nickname on set was Shanty or Sippy. Sippy being acronym
for Shanty Irish Prick. (machine dings) – [Sam] Jess. – I did. I wanted everyone to call me
Ross, which is my last name, and I thought, “Oh, a girl
who’s called Ross, pretty cool.” (machine dings) – [Sam] Tao. – Does it count when, as a
new immigrant to this country, you go into class, and you go, “Everyone,
instead of calling me Tao, you can call me Paulo.”? (machine dings) – I love the idea of you were
like, “Better take it easy on these crackers with Tao, let’s do, I don’t know, what’s the
whitest name I can think of? Paulo!”. (contestants laughing) – Paulo, yes, and I talk
with a Italian chef’s kiss. – [Sam] Brennan. – Yeah. – Do you ever space out
just thinking about swords? – Okay, yeah, correct. All the time. (machine dings) The sword holds a unique place
in the history of weaponry. Unlike a lot of other
weapons, a sword was a symbol of status in almost every culture- – I’m really gonna have to cut
you off at a certain point. – Oh, gotcha. – Jess, where’s your engagement ring? – Oh, my God, I can’t believe
I’m getting called out! I left it on the sink in the bathroom, and I don’t like to get it wet, and now I don’t have it. Is this a part of the show, or
am I just getting called out? (machine dings) I thought I was gonna
get the sword one, too. I was gonna be like, “No.” – Tao, are there any photos of
your bare butt on your phone? – Yes. (Jess gasps) Recently. (machine dings) One of the pieces of
underwear I was wearing had such a big hole in it that
I just comically ripped it in bed, and then me and my girlfriend took photos of my butt out with this underwear. (bell chiming) – Players, it’s time
for the next mini-game. This time, we’re gonna flip the script. For mini-game number one, I want to hear wholesome things about you. Things that present you
in a positive light. Brennan, we will start with you. – This sucks. Because it’s forcing you to brag, right? – Yeah, yeah. – So, I take vacation time off of work, and instead of going to vacation, I go to work more at a
different, other place, which is this summer camp, and the past couple years, I donate my salary to the fund that sends financially needy kids to camp. (machine dings) – I’m gonna give you the full five points. (Brennan shouts) – Jess, can you tell me
anything nice about yourself? – I can. I spent a lot of my life,
especially my younger years in school, not feeling great about myself. I felt like I wasn’t pretty enough, I was too tall, I wasn’t smart enough. And, now that I’m older,
I’m so proud of myself that I have let a lot of that go, that I genuinely like myself, and that I’m allowed to say that out loud. It doesn’t bother me at all. I’m smart, I write good
sketches, I got a great (beep). (machine dings) Yeah, you know it, machine! You know it! – [Sam] I am literally tearing up. Yeah, that’s the full five
points for you, Jess, for sure! – Does the machine seconding
Jess’ great (beep) comment constitute workplace sexual harassment? (Jess and Tao laughing) (machine beeps) No! (contestants talk over one another) That’s not your call! I’m getting HR, wait, it’s
not even human resources! (everyone gasps) – Machine resources. – It’s robot resources! – Yeah, we need IT and HR to team up. – [Sam] Tao. – I like to think of myself as someone who can do nice things
for people without needing it to even be recognized. Lots of small examples. Letting people go ahead in
front of me in a line for a bathroom if they really need to go. Things like that. (machine dings) – Okay, it didn’t make me
wanna burst into tears. – Yes. – So, I will give that a three. – Wow. – Players, the truth is that I’ve been lying to you
about this lie detector. Obviously, this technology
doesn’t exist, per se. It is, in fact, human-powered. We’ve been working with a
team of scientists on this for weeks now, and in order to give them credit, I’d like to introduce you
to those scientists now. Scientists. (game show music) (Jess gasps)
– You liar, oh my God! – Oh, my God! What the (beep) happened? – Your significant others
have been in control of this lie detector the whole time. – I trust my partner implicitly! – And you shouldn’t. – You said you wanted to go to
the gym early in the morning. – Is that so unbelievable, Tao? – That’s how you knew
I didn’t have my ring! – Oh, by the way, yes,
Kate has Jess’ ring. – Oh, are you proposing? – [Alexis] Again? – And, Jess, all this time, you were flirting with a machine. (Jess gasps) – Nice (beep). (contestants and scientists laughing) – This is a profound betrayal. – So, the game dynamic in
round three is going to change. – Oh, my God. – I am going to ask true
or false statement about our players. If they’re about you, you don’t get to play. The other players have
to decide whether or not what I’m saying is true or false. Now, the more your face betrays you, the better your competition stands to do. Jess and Tao, Brennan has had the majority of his belongings since he was a teenager. – I think that’s super true. He’s into all nerd (beep), and you got that when you were 12. – [Tao] It gives a lot of weight
to the items that he owns. – I think it’s true.
– I think it’s also true. – Izzy, is that true? (machine dings) Yes, it is. – He feels bad for the things, so he wants to continue using them, so they feel like they’re important. – [Sam] So, that’s
points for Jess and Tao. Brennan and Tao, more than any other show, Jess
watches The Bachelor. – That doesn’t ring true to me. – I say that Kate would
rather celebrate something about Jess than attempt
to stump me and Tao. I say this is true. – I’ll go false. (machine beeps) (Jess and Tao hollering) – [Sam] That is false. That is a point for Tao. In fact, I understand that Jess
watches a lot of Shark Tank. – Yeah, it’s mostly- – Yeah, I’m always in the tank. (contestants laughing) – Brennan and Jess. (Tao laughs) – Tao. – [Sam] Tao’s sideburns get
sweaty when he eats sriracha. (Jess laughs) – 100% true. – That’s so true. (machine dings) – It is true. – The real problem is after. – Yeah, I didn’t turn
that fact in, but you did. – That explains the hole in the underwear. – Yes. – It’s the blast zone. – [Sam] Jess and Tao- – It’s the blast zone! – Brennan, more than anything
else in the world, wants to be a renowned dungeon master. – I don’t think that’s what he wants more than anything else in the world. – Yeah, I think that is false. (machine beeps) – [Sam] It is false. – Brennan wants, more than
anything in the world, to be a Dad. – Daddy. – [Sam] Brennan and Tao. Jess calls Mario Kart Mario Race Cars. (Jess laughs) – I think this is false. I think Jess calls it May-rio Kart. (Jess and Sam laugh) – We’ll leave pronunciation out
of this particular question. – Then I think this is true. – I also will say that this is true. (machine dings) – [Sam] It is. – [Kate] She probably
does call it May-rio. – May-rio Race Cars. – Kate, what does she
call the Super Nintendo? – She calls it the purple and gray system. Or, the purple and gray Nintendo. – Brennan and Jess. When Tao was young, he actively tried to get his friends’
parents to like him more than their own children. – I think that’s true. – I will also say that it’s true. (machine dings) – I needed their approval. (Sam laughs) – You’re like, “Call me Paulo.” – “Call me Paulo!” – [Sam] Jess and Tao. Brennan cries when old people are voted off The Great
British Baking Show. – That is true. That aligns with what
he said makes him cry, which is people with a brave
face during adverse times. – I’ll also say true. (machine dings) – There you go. – [Sam] It is true! – The old people should
be allowed to stay. – [Sam] Brennan and Tao. Jess’ difficulties with
left and right extend to when she was small, when Dad drove more than Mom, and so left was a ‘Daddy’
and right was a ‘Mommy’. – That is 100% true. – I’ll say true. (machine dings) – [Sam] It is true. We are down to our last question, and we have two players tied. Brennan and Jess. Final question of our game. Tao often tells Alexis he
could get lost in her eyes. (Jess laughs) – Alexis does have very lovely eyes. I’m gonna say he does say it. It’s true. – So, if I say ‘true’, best case scenario is me and Jess tie for first place. If I say ‘false’, one of the two of us wins. I’ll say it’s true, too. (machine beeps) – [Sam] No, Alexis. – In fact, Tao does not
know what color my eyes are. (everyone laughing) Asked me two days ago after I’d already
submitted answers for this, and, also, yesterday asked me
what color his own eyes were. – Brennan and Jess, you
have won Game Changer. You each win dinner for two at my favorite restaurant in Los Angeles. I’m not allowed to say what
it is for legal reasons, but trust me, it is, in fact, my favorite. – Is this for real?
– For real? – Here’s the thing. We’ve embarrassed all
three of you up here today, and because it really doesn’t matter who wins or loses at this game, I’m also gonna extend
that invitation to you. (everyone cheering) I’m Sam Reich reminding you that intimacy is nothing more than future blackmail. Good night! (crowd cheering) (uplifting music) That does it for this
episode of Game Changer. If you liked it, I have great news. There is way more of the series that you can watch right now on DROPOUT. Just go to and
start your free trial today. If you do, I’ll give you ten points
right out of my own pocket. I have that authority. (man squeaking) – That’s me petting them. (man squeaking) One bit me. (man speaking) One just
came out of an egg. (man squeaking) That’s it, just coming out. – It’s not good to touch
newborn chicks with your hands. – That’s right, anyway-

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100 thoughts on “The Game Show Where Nobody Knows the Rules”

  1. CollegeHumor says:

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  2. djsosonut says:

    It's fine if you feel bad for you items, Brennan. The Brave Little Toaster made me a bit of a hoarder too.

  3. Gavin Likes Theater says:


  4. itarfer says:

    When brennan said to shoplifting "yes, you're goddamn right I did" and looked at the camera my lil commie cop-hating heart soared

  5. Nischal Prajapati says:

    Brennan is like so sexy in a nerdy kinda way. He can like get it.

  6. Yasmeen Serphal says:

    This should be a TV special

  7. SELADE 123 says:


  8. Advancering Newholder says:

    brennan's girlfriend is the whackiest

  9. Feliziano Flores says:

    Yup, that is Brennan's partner alright, and I love her.

  10. braden7180 says:

    That scene was in Spider-Man, not Spider-Man 2. And it was Green Goblin, not Doc Oc.

  11. Leon Mercury says:

    I love how Jess's fiance is just like "Yes, she has a fantastic ass" with solely her eyes and mouth, no vocalization.

  12. jaaackal says:

    God I feel so sad that I wasn’t a part of Jess’ many threesomes before she got married

  13. okonh0wp says:

    How did Tao land a woman that good looking? I would not call him handsome by any conventional definition

  14. Colin Coppock says:

    I love Tao now

  15. Charles Bentley says:

    23:14 Um actually it's called the Great British Bake Off.
    Come on- from a brit

  16. Hayden TCEM says:

    20 years, that’s a lot of shitposts

  17. Joshua M says:

    "Intimacy is nothing more than future blackmail" LOL. Isn't that the damned truth…

  18. Shardonic says:

    Ok but Brennan is going to make an incredible father

  19. Naked Potato says:

    Tao=Asian karl smallwood.

    I swear to god, it's not a pun, but, an actual, legit person, google him, he's amazing.

  20. Noah Deibler says:

    Oh my god 22:06 made my heart melt. You’re gonna be the best dad. 😄

  21. Charles Halberstadt says:

    Great. Absolutely great.

  22. Samantha Taylor says:

    Brennan is such a soft potato aaa

  23. Patrick McLoughlin says:

    Brennan answers yes to the public pool question as if it’s offensive to insinuate he HASN’T peed in a public pool.

  24. Like a Sir says:

    Brenan greatest yes

  25. Owen Avellar says:

    I fucking love Brennan

  26. Kenna Ambrose says:

    me seeing kait: JESS IS GAY??? JESS IS GAY??????? JESS IS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY????????!?!?!?!!?!

    my little bi heart is happy

  27. Bruno'sBaBySquirrel says:

    How come they are so interesting? i laughed so hard, if it were me playing we'd be done so quick, of course there's the fact that I don't have a special someone to check me, oh well.

  28. Bruno'sBaBySquirrel says:

    give that man a baby!

  29. Jonathan Bastard says:

    Sam Reich?
    Well, that's an awesome name.

    For the Oppengrupenfurher.

  30. A2 says:

    Jess is such a sweetheart. A funny adorable sweetheart that may or may not murder you in your sleep

  31. Victoria Paredes says:

    i've searched the webs my peeps and i cannot find a clear definition for "cockholded"

  32. TheCinderfang says:

    I'm in the same boat to taio, if I'm not looking at my partner's eyes I have no idea what colour they are.

  33. Natalia Madison says:

    Intimacy is nothing more than future blackmail XD

  34. BioYuGi says:

    I don't understand why she answered '18' to 'Do you ever talk in your sleep?' Like at that point none of the questions had been tricky, it was just a yes or no question.

  35. BioYuGi says:

    I don't see any real 'lack of rules' here. Answer the question truthfully, and you get a point…. that's pretty simple.

  36. Geo Dash Busboy says:

    12:39 Host: "Do you have any holes in your underpants?" Brennan: "Yes. I have a hole that the factory made for my d***." Host: "Take that point away." Brennan: "IS IT FALSE, OR TRUE?! Excuse me. I have 3 more holes in my underwear. Two more for my legs, and one for my torso". This made me laugh much harder than I should have.

  37. GrumpyKid03 says:

    I don't know what I expected Brennan's girlfriend to be like, but omg she's already a NAT 20 better than anything I could've pictured!

  38. purpledrag67 says:

    Brennan's face when Jess was explaining the 'Me and You' system XDDD

  39. MayoMan says:

    Good to know Brennan is also a sword buff

  40. Tom Birmingham says:

    "have you ever shoplifted?" oh man, that's a question I want to answer but nope….

  41. Hannah says:

    I was fearfully waiting for the robot to turn evil halfway through but nope just pure amazing wholesomeness.

  42. Guy That says:

    A mango that's partially bad is still good
    Don't waste food dipshits, just don't eat the bad part
    Enough food is wasted

  43. spike blake says:

    23:14 it hurts to hear americans call the great british bake off 'the great british baking show'

  44. 04beni04 says:

    I'm almost ashamed to say I thought this was going to be edging the line of snarkiness — you know, almost but not quite making fun of stuff, the kind of thing that could be hurtful if you're not all good friends and know not to go too far? But this was just warm & fuzzies all around. Everyone was lovely. The machine was a clever twist and I feel like we got to know a little more about some of our favourite people, and not one thing makes me feel bad for liking what these people do. (Also, Brennan wants to be a dad? Awwwwwwww….. 🧸)

  45. DarkFang Plays says:

    "Where are my keys?" "Up your ass and to the daddy."

  46. CloudWitch says:

    Top ten anime betrayals

  47. MusicalBoarder says:

    brennan's girlfriend should be ashamed for dancing that way. like wtf was she trying to do?

  48. Fail Safe says:

    6.36 is "Bay-zel" just basil? but with his American accent?

  49. pipolwes000 says:

    Okay shoplifting a coke from walmart, one of the biggest companies in the world, thereby making one of the richest families in the world like a dollar less rich than they would have been is one thing…

    but shoplifting from the AMISH is something I cannot stand for.

  50. Kumba King says:

    That excited look in competitive Brennan's eyes

  51. Trancilian says:

    Brennan reminds me of Jesse Tyler Ferguson

  52. Gage Young says:

    I would actually watch this

  53. Denis21 says:

    Do you talk in your sleep?

  54. Bella M says:

    Loved this! Round 3 reminded me of would I lie to you

  55. Alyssa Davidson says:

    If I have learned anything from this, it's that Brennan isn't just the funniest guy at College Humor — he's also just straight-up fascinating and wholesome. I'd honestly love to hear his life story.

  56. Darris Hawks says:

    Well I guess we all have decided that Brennan is The One

  57. Camilla Kaplan says:

    Was it necessary to make me fall even more in love with Brennan and reveal that he has a serious girlfriend in the same episode??

  58. That one Plastic bottle says:

    How come everyone is talking about Brennan but not about Tao shoplifting until he was 25

  59. Brad Kirkwood says:

    Never did I think I would come close to Brennan’s insomnia record, but gosh darn it I’m at 78 hours and I just might do it

  60. A Goth Named Wednessday says:

    JESS IS LGBT!!!!!!! AAAHHH I DIDN'T KNOW!!!! I'm so happy!!!! I like her even more than I already did!!! I love how much of the cast is LGBT, it makes my little queer heart so happy!!!

  61. Caution Hazardous says:

    Intro: 20 20 20

  62. Anastas1786 says:

    I've seen and heard about some downright evil people in my lifetime, but I'm honestly not sure a single one is "steal a golden slammer from the Amish" Evil.

  63. OrderOfGamers says:

    Do you ever space out about swords?
    Yes…*proceeds to space out about swords*

  64. PeaceInExile says:

    I love how shocked Brennan appears to be at almost everything Tao says

  65. Ochicharo says:

    im so down for another episode of this

  66. SirenHound says:

    Those Amish are going so mad at Jess when they see this!

  67. GawkyOrpheus510 says:

    i havent seen this show before, im 2 minutes in and im not sure if this is a sketch or a legit game show and i dont know if i want to know

    EDIT: The game where no one knows how to play and the audience doesnt even know if its real.

  68. randomusernumber1 says:

    "intimicy is nothing more then future blackmail"
    Sam Reich 2019

  69. john jon says:

    few people are worse than a thief.

  70. Solus says:

    The saddest part of this for me was that in nearly 30 years I haven't dating a single girl who bothered to learn half this much about me or my life. That's really heartwarming that they all know these details about each other.

  71. MrBeatboxmasta says:

    4 minutes into it, i have figured out how to play the game. When you are asked a questing by the host, just answer truthfully and continue to elaborate on it as much as you can and never stop. If you sense you will run out of things to say, just elaborate on what you've just elaborated until you've taken over the entire show. If I lived near wherever they are filming, I would go on it.

  72. Justin Hayes says:


  73. Sic a says:

    how do they know so much about their partners oh my gosh

  74. Brennan R says:

    As another Brennan, I like this a lot, the only other Brennan that I know I couldn't relate to so this is prime I love this Brennan

  75. Firaro says:

    0:37 the only game show that changes every time? Must not have heard of the game garage

  76. Dylan Rothganger says:


  77. Dylan Rothganger says:

    Brendan feeling bad for his old things and not wanting to let them be abandoned is the most adorable fucking toy-story thing I've ever heard in my life and I will not forget it.

  78. Alysza Ripley says:

    They cut off Brennan geeking out about swords and I was not happy. I want to learn more about swords in history and their culture!!!

  79. gcn279 says:

    This made my day so much better

  80. Morgan Patton says:

    ok but what is that app Tao was talking about

  81. Squishy Heart says:

    Brennan is just… so great.

  82. Dani Kott says:

    i let out the loudest snort at 12:55

  83. Ocia Bear says:

    i wanna hang out with all of these ppl

  84. Faith Moros says:

    I appreciate Brennan so much

  85. That Grey Gentleman says:


  86. defaultuser0 says:

    Wow I hate all of them now lol

  87. Potz4pizza says:

    Izzy was all about those threesomes

  88. Manhattan T says:

    This whole video is just me going ‘BReeNNNAAAaaNN’

  89. psychic_hedgehog says:

    The words “Jess’ fiancée” make me immensely happy, thank you

  90. hamilton euzarraga says:

    81 hours, rookie.

  91. JJ Perez Jasso says:

    but what color are his eyes?

  92. Nicholas Campbell says:

    I love that none of them had any quarrel with giving up personal information

  93. Josh Avila says:

    I’m at 3:53 my guess is it reads their tweets

  94. Josh Avila says:

    Tao if you see this please watch Joey Diaz stand up and rewatch that spider 2 scene… tell me how it feels 🤣😂

  95. garrondumont says:


  96. Fin Smithers says:


  97. A Cat But Satan says:

    old spice

  98. Jamie Williams says:

    8:25 that was spiderman 1 and it was green goblin.

  99. Joe Mama says:

    Ellen’s gam of games: ill show them game changes every show shit

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