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male announcer:
From Comedy Central’s
World News Headquarters
in New York,
“The Daily Show
with Trevor Noah” presents…
[folksy music]♪ ♪– Gender is a complicated topic
these days. And gender reveal parties are
just adding fuel to the fire.– “The Arizona Star” has new
video showing
an explosion at a border
agent’s gender reveal party
that apparently sparked the
2017 Sawmill Wildfire.
Agent Dennis Dickey admitted
to accidentally
starting this firethat burned 47,000 acres
in the Santa Rita Mountains.
– He was sentenced to five
years’ probation
and ordered to pay restitution
of more than $8 million.
– Damn. The guy was trying to have a
gender reveal party and ended up burning down a
forest. That’s like, “Congratulations.
It’s a lawsuit.” Like, these gender reveal
things are getting out of
control because when it started,
it was just, like, popping a balloon. Now people are setting off
explosions, like it’s a bomb. You’re setting off a bomb. It’s gotten so violent, I feel like we’re a month away
from a gender reveal drive-by shooting. It’s a girl, mother[bleep]! [imitates gunfire] Ah! Enjoy it!
They grow up so fast!♪ ♪We all love grandma’s cookies, but one student in California took it a little too far. – Davis police are
investigating a bizarre incident that
allegedly happened at a high school. A male student claims he saw a
girl pass out cookies,saying that she’d used her
grandmother’s ashes
to bake them.– Officers believe as many as
nine students
at DaVinci Charter Academy
High School
ate the cookies,some who knew what was
allegedly in them.
– Now, I know–
I know– I know you might be thinking
that this is disgusting; those kids ate the cookies
knowing that there were granny ashes inside of them, but don’t judge them. These are cookies, okay? You would have to be a
psychopath to turn down
cookies. Like, I don’t know about you,
but I love cookies. If you offer me cookies, I’m always gonna eat them,
all right? You’re like,
“But they contain ashes.” Okay, but do they contain
cookies? Yeah. Then we’re good. You–if you give me cookies and
tell me that there might be dog poop inside them,
I’ll eat around. I’ll just be like, “Yeah, I’ll
eat around the dog poop.” I’ll just put it on one piece. I’ll be like, “That’s the piece
with the poop.” And you’re like, “Oh, how do
you know that’s the piece with the poop?”
Good point. I might as well eat that too,
then. I might as well eat it all.
It’s cookies. What I am worried about is, what if these grandma ash
cookies are the best cookies these kids
have ever had? Then they’re gonna get
addicted. Then one of the other grandmas
is gonna walk in the room, be like, “Hey, boys, what are
you doing?” They’ll be like,
“Hello, grandmother.” [imitates Hannibal Lecter]♪ ♪Halloween is almost here. And if you are an older kid
planning to go out, you’re in for a treat. – How old is too old
to trick-or-treat? Well, if you happen to be in
Virginia on October the 31st, the answer is 12 years.Several towns in Eastern
Virginia
have laws that make it illegalto trick-or-treat if you’re
older than the age of 12.
In fact, it’s a misdemeanor.And it comes with a fine
between $25 and $100,
and it could also lean up to
six months in jail.
– Yes. Yes, you heard that right. Some towns in Virginia are
planning to arrest any kids who
trick-or-treat over the age of 12. Imagine that. Six months in jail for a
13-year-old who wanted to dress up. I mean, don’t get me wrong. The mugshots would be pretty
dope. Uh. And getting arrested in a
costume might not be the worst thing, because at
least when you walk into jail, all the other inmates will be
like, “Who’s the new guy? Oh, shit, it’s Dracula!”♪ ♪For all those nervous parents
who worry every time they put their kids on the
school bus in the morning, you were right. – A school bus driver caught on
camera allowing students as young as
11 to steer the bus.Parents are demanding answers
as the driver faces charges.
– By the time McAtee showed
up at the School Bus Board
to pick up her next check,police were there waiting,
arresting her
and charging her with neglect
of a dependent.
– Wow, she was charged?
What a bunch of haters, man. Yo, that driver made school
fun. You think those kids will ever
miss school ever again? Those kids are like, “Can we do
this every day?” And as a bonus,
it’s job training. Huh? Where do you think the
next generation of bus drivers is coming from? Not all your kids are going to
Harvard, people. This is an amazing story. And I know people are like, “Oh, Trevor, what if they
crashed that bus?” Well, they didn’t, okay? So it seems to me like that driver was doing a
good job of teaching them. Because also, you read about
school bus crashes all the time. How many of those were driven
by kids? None, so I rest my case.♪ ♪Here’s an adorable story about old people living their
best life. – Few people, now, they would
list nature’s most cuddly creatures as maybe a puppy
or maybe a koala bear, right? Alligators?
That on your list?– No.
– This one is registered
as an emotional support
animal.
His name is Wally.
4 1/2 feet long.
Do you hug an alligator?– Yeah.
– I don’t know.
He lives in York,
Pennsylvania,
and his owner telling the
“York Daily Record”
that Wally is remarkably
well-tempered
and enjoys being petted just
like a dog or a cat.
– Yo, white people are having a
good time in America. You’re gonna take an alligator to an assisted living facility? And of course that alligator
“enjoys being petted.” I’d be happy too if my food
came right to me and gave me a massage. Like. The one thing I will admit,
though, is this may be a genius idea, because you know
how they say the secret to preventing
dementia is to do things that stimulate
the brain? Well, nothing stimulates
the brain like having an alligator
around. I can tell you now: every single person in this
retirement home is gonna be sharp as a tack. Yeah, there’s
not gonna be like, “I don’t know
where my glasses are.” It’s gonna be like, “Where did
you leave your glasses, Margaret?” She’ll be like,
“In the bathroom where the alligator
was.” That’s where the glasses are. People walking, like,
“Gertrude, do you know who this is
that’s come to visit?” “Yeah, it’s my one-armed
granddaughter, the one who was bitten
by an alligator!”[folksy music]♪ ♪– America is having
a big fight right now over historic statues. Do you tear them down?
Do you leave them up? Well, someone in Georgia came
up with a third option. – A prank in Georgia is not
going over well with police.Someone put googly eyes
on a statue of
Nathanael Greene in Savannah.Greene is a general from the
American Revolutionary War.
Savannah Police posted a
photo on Facebook Thursday,
saying, “Harming historic
monuments
“is no laughing matter.In fact, it’s a crime.”– [laughing] Oh. Well played. Well played. You know what’s so funny is that’s how he would look if he
were alive today. He’d be like,
“Is that a black lawyer?” And this was one of those
stories that news coverage doesn’t help.
Like, if you want to find
a murderer, yeah, get his mugshot on the news, but if you want to stop people from putting googly eyes
on statues, don’t show them
how funny it is. Because until I saw this story, that thought never crossed
my mind. Now I’m like, “Huh. What if we also add a mustache?
Yes.”♪ ♪If you ever had someone make
fun of your name, trust me,
it could have been worse.– For a Texas woman and her
five-year-old daughter,
a Southwest Airlines
flight home
turned into a social media
nightmare.
Traci Redford says her
daughter’s unique name
caught the attention of a
Southwest Airlines gate agent.
This is Abcde.But her name is spelled
A-B-C-D-E.
– The girl’s mother says the
agent made fun of the name and even posted a photo of her
boarding pass on social media for others to chime in. – Okay, you know what,
first of all, I think this mother is right. What Southwest did is not cool. Because honestly, if you’re
Southwest Airlines, where do you get off making fun
of anybody else? You’re named after a direction. That’s not a great name. You’re practically the worst
airline there is. Like, if it weren’t for Spirit,
you’d be Spirit. And, yes, United dragged
someone off a plane, but at least they wanted to be
on a United plane in the first place. You wanna fly Southwest? You ask for a water, they say,
“Suck your spit. Shut up.” So, no, that Southwest employee should
not have publicly made fun of this girl’s name. But at the same time… At the same time, why would a parent name
their child A-B-C-D-E? You’re supposed to name your
child after her grandmother, not after her grandmother’s
Facebook password. And, honestly, it was only
a matter of time before this little girl
discovered that she had an unusual name. I mean, she probably
figured it out as soon as she boarded
the plane. She was trying to find her
seat, like, “A, B, C–Wait a minute! “Wait a minute! I’m in all the seats!”♪ ♪The Holland Tunnel. Right here in New York City. It’s one of the most
frustrating tunnels to drive through. But not everyone hates it
for the same reason. – A New Jersey man is taking
on the Port Authority. He is not happy with how
they’ve decked the halls at the Holland Tunnel, and he wants the decorations
to be changed.– On the New Jersey side
of the Holland Tunnel,
a wreath covers the O in
Holland perfectly
this time of year,like it was designed
for that spot.
Another wreath covers the U
in Tunnel snugly.
And then there’s the tree.– You’re creeping up,
inch by inch,
and that tree is just
staring at you, and you go, “How is that not in
the right place?”– The right place for the
tree,
Cory Windelspecht says,is over the preceding A,which would, he says…– Seems to fit a tree shape
perfectly. – Yo, yo, ladies, ladies, find you a man
who cares about you as much as this guy cares about
the Holland Tunnel’s Christmas decorations. Now, this guy’s been so
serious, and he’s pushed so hard, that the state has said they’re
actually gonna consider changing the decorations. But I can only imagine all the
New Jersey bureaucracy that’s gonna be involved. You know? It’s gonna be people in New
Jersey being like, “You got to fill out form
W-7J,” but because it’s Jersey,
it’s gonna be, like, on the form, “You got a
[bleep] problem, tough guy?” Followed by form J-27, where you explain, “Wait,
you know little Anthony?” “If yes, from the old
neighborhood? No kidding. His ma used to make the best
chicken cutlets.”♪ ♪– A federal judge rules
New York’s statewide ban on nunchucks is
unconstitutional under the Second Amendment. The ban on the martial arts
weapon was adopted in 1974. There were fears the popularity
of Kung Fu films would lead to criminals,
especially young gang members, using nunchucks. – Yes. Do you hear that, people?
Nunchucks are back, baby! They’re back! Back! What! I feel like
I’m 14 years old again. Gonna go out and buy some
nunchucks and then go home
and masturbate furiously. And all of this is happening,
thanks to the lawsuit of one very committed
New Yorker. Cowabunga, dude. Thank you. I will say– I will say, New York clearly has its
priorities off. Like, it’s taking forever to
legalize weed, but nunchucks are now fair
game? Like, of all the cities in
America, New York is the worst place to
legalize nunchucks. Everyone is already highly
strung. And now you’re throwing in
ninja tools? Like, subway fights are about
to get real. Like, the only good thing about
New York is that it’s maybe too crowded to actually pull your arm out. So people are gonna be
in the train, like, “Man, if I had two–
ooh, if I had two feet. “Oh, man, like, you– “Oh, you–oh, and you [bleep]
off lady. “I will be–oh, I swear to God. “Once the train clears out
after Canal Street, “I’ma kick all y’all ass. For now, I’m just gonna make
the Bruce Lee sounds.” Wah! Wah! Wah! I will say, though, like, the one benefit of nunchucks is that it’s the only weapon
that hurts the user more than the victim.
I like that. Yeah. It just be, like,
someone mugging you, like, give me all you mo–
give me–ah. Ah–give me all your–
ah, ah, ah. Yeah, if I’m in
a nunchuck mugging, there’s a 50% chance that I’m walking away with
his watch. I like that.♪ ♪– Next month, Colorado will
vote on changing the language in its state constitution so that it no longer
allows slavery as a form of punishment.Slavery is technically still
legal in many states,
including Colorado.Part of Colorado’s
constitution
reads that “There shall never
be in this state
“either slavery
or involuntary servitude
except as a punishment
for crime.”
Amendment A, on the ballot
this year,
would change the last part
to abolish slavery
completely.– Yo, America… America is real shady. You brag about ending slavery, but then you keep it
in the fine print? Like, when Abraham Lincoln
wrote the Emancipation Proclamation,
I didn’t know he was like,“All persons held as slaves
henceforth shall be freed…
“Terms and conditions apply.
Freed persons may be
“reinstated as punishment
for crime for work.
“Really work them cheap
and fast.
We’re gonna get
the people working.”
That’s a slick move.[folksy music]♪ ♪– Florida.God’s waiting room.It’s home to theme parks,
the Everglades,
your peepaw.And of course, Florida Man.– Police report before
committing a sexual act
on a tree,
yelling he was a god.
– Was trying to start a fire
with spaghetti sauce.
– Was karate-kicking
those birds.
– Attacked two people.– Every week, there’s a new
headline out of Florida–
wild, shocking,unnecessarily sexual.– Masturbating at a bus stoptold police he was
Captain Kirk.– But have we ever stopped to
ask the question,
why?Something’s happening to men
in Florida.
And it can’t just be
a coincidence.
As a future Pulitzer-winning
journalist,
it’s my responsibility
to uncover the truth,
to reveal what lies
beneath the swamp,
to answer the question,what makes a man
Florida Man?
– A Florida man…
– Florida man…
– Florida man…
– Florida man…
– Florida man…
– A Florida man…
– A Florida man…– First thing I did was some
heavy back-channeling, mostly on Craigslist
and Facebook. I needed to locate some of
these real-life Florida men.First up is Robby.Last July, he ran
into a liquor store
with a live
alligator for some reason.
– Florida man Robby Stratton
decided to bring
an alligator with him while
making a beer run.
– Yeah, I definitely regret it. It was stupid. – Talk to me about the
night that you became
Florida Man. – I can’t really tell
you much about that night. There was too much alcohol
involved that night. – Not just alcohol, though. It’s… There’s probably
a deep-rooted conspiracy. – No. It was alcohol. – But isn’t there something
that all Florida men share? There’s something behind it. – Mental health issues?– No, that couldn’t be it.And this wasn’t
the only man affected.
– He’s been hit with charges
after pictures in this video
showing him handling an
alligator,
which he posted,
were seen by law enforcement.
– My real name Jordan Bedford, but I go by The Alligator Man. – Okay. Um, Alligator Man, what’s the common factor
among all Florida men? – We all different. Well, I’m different
from the rest. Because I do the wrong thing
in the right way, if that makes sense. – No.
– No? See, you’re not from Florida. So you don’t understand
my language, what I’m talking right now, but I do the wild things. Anything you think of,
I’ll probably do it. Can’t–like I tell you–
– Anything? – Anything.
I catch gators. – Anything?
– Anything. Well, not anything. – Oh.
– But basically anything. When it comes
to the reptile animals. Mainly the alligators, though. We’re, like, here in Florida. You’re not allowed
to catch an alligator. I mean, I didn’t know that
before, but I know now. I just had a little fun,
put him on a leash, and danced with
the last one they seen. – What kind of dancing did you
do with the alligator? – The Alligator Man dance.You gotta kick your feet.Spell alligator in the sand
as you dancing.
As you going around,
you spelling alligator,
and ending with the stomp.The Alligator Man got a
commercial too. – You have a commercial? – He got a commercial.
He got a theme song. Everybody sing like… ♪ Na, na, na-na-na,
it’s the Alligator Man ♪ – That is 100%
the McDonald’s jingle. – Well, it’s the
Alligator Man song now. – I see what you’re saying
about doing the wrong thing in the right way
and how it works. – It work. – Where do you find alligators
in Florida? – If there’s a lake,
there’s a gator. I promise you. There’s gators everywhere. – These chairs are very hard
to get up out of. – She gone.– I was heading towards
some new ideas.
There had to be
a common thread.
What was I missing?There was something different
about this state.
So many Florida Man stories
filling the news.
Did Florida reporters know
something I didn’t?
I went to an undisclosed
orange grove
to meet a very casually
dressed journalist
to find out.What can you tell me about
these Florida Man stories? – I mean, they are true. People do weird things here in
Florida. And it gets into the news. – Yeah, no shit.
– Yeah. A major factor
is that we went from being the least populated
Southern state in 1940 to now being the third most
populous state in the country. – Sure.
– We’ve got…– This nerd knew a lot
about Florida.
And while he mostly rambled,I was connecting the dots.– Tons of homes everywhere
where there used to be just wilderness. – If there’s a lake,
there’s a gator. – 49th among the states
in funding for mental health treatment.
– Mental health issues? – Another big factor is
Florida was the first state in the nation to pass
this landmark law called The Sunshine Act that says that basically
any government document is available for reporters
to go in and see. Police reports, for instance, are all open for inspection.– And that’s when it hit me.The missing piece
of the puzzle.
– By a guy named Emory–
– Shh–shut up. Shut up. That’s it!
– What’s it? – It’s the Sunshine Act. – Yeah. – It’s not what causes
Florida Man. It’s why we hear
about Florida Man. – Yeah.
Pretty much. – I just figured it out
all by myself. I’m a [bleep] genius.Florida Man has been the butt
of countless jokes.
But maybe that’s not fair.The Sunshine Act makes it
easier to discover
Florida Man stories.But I was just scratching
the surface.
We may not hear about them as
much,
but it turns out
there are Florida Men
in every state.– He tried to shoot the moon.
– A dog shoots its owner.
– Masturbating
at “The Emoji Movie.”
– And while Florida will
always be
America’s petri dish of
batshit behavior,
the truth is:there’s a little Florida Man
in all of us.
[folksy music]♪ ♪– Big news from the world of
sports. The Saints, the Rams,
the Chiefs, and the Patriots are all moving onto the
Conference Championships. And while these teams are
moving on, Chicago is stuck in the past. – Chicago still reeling. We saw the game,
from Cody Parkey’s missed field goal–ahh–
at last week’s Bears/Eagles playoff game. That knocked Chicago out
of the playoffs. So much in fact that
a Chicago brewery sponsored the Parkey Challenge,where 101 people lined upand attempted a 43-yard field
goal.
– Fan after fan continued
to try to kick their way
for a successful field goal,many of them falling down
or kicking the stand
in the process.crowd: Ohh! – Whoever came up with this
idea is a genius. Yeah, no, you know why?
You know why? Because sports fans always act like they could have
won the game, right? When they’re barely winning
in life. You people sitting
at home like, “You idiot! You should have
passed the ball “earlier, God damn it. Mom! My hand is stuck in the
Pringles can again!” I think we should do this for
everything. Everyone that has too much of
this when they don’t do the job. Be like, “Oh, that pilot’s landing
was horrible.” All right, Sully, why don’t you
take the controls? “No, if I was Thor,
I would have gotten Thanos in the head.” Well, it’s funny you say that, because Thanos is outside
right now. Why don’t you take that axe
and prove it? “Oh, I would, but my hand is
stuck in this Pringles can.” But easily, easily my favorite
attempt at the field goal was this one. crowd: Ohh! – [laughs] Oh, man. The bright yellow vest was not
the protection that man needed. And now his balls have
a concussion.

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100 thoughts on “This Is U.S. | The Daily Show”

  1. Ray Luis William says:

    Someone do not let women kick balls

  2. Ray Luis William says:

    First and foremost do not let women kick balls

  3. Mari Andino says:

    Woah wait a minute WTF Colorado

  4. Suldan Cadami says:

    “Yo white peoples having good time in America” 😂😂😂😂

  5. Adrianna Lu says:

    Trevor is so cute

  6. Baraa Khalaf says:

    16:06
    That's not the alligator man's dance…
    That's just a guy who watches too much Boney M…

  7. Jerry Towner says:

    Just don't give them candy. Jeez🙄🙄

  8. Christine Gitonga says:

    "Arizona man shoots at moon."

    I'm so proud of my state

  9. Moni macer says:

    What about Florida Woman? Sexist!

  10. GanzcastGermany says:

    The way better side of the nunchuku story is that there now was a time where nunchukus were illegal because they were used by criminals to rob people, but you could still buy a gun legally 😂

  11. Elisabeth Marie says:

    If the slavery bothers you guess what happened to our constitution. Oh yeah that’s right we no longer have one! I’m not kidding by the way look it up!

  12. starkeclipse says:

    How can you not like Southwest?! They give you free bags!

  13. T Hunter says:

    how can you be so funny!!!!

  14. Pietro Aldegani says:

    Ta ta ta ta ta Floridaman!

  15. Abdirahman Dayib says:

    All her stories are funny and good keep up

  16. black cat says:

    Best news Channel to know news with fun

  17. Randolph Privott says:

    This guy is super gifted, I have to start watching the daily show

  18. Lisa L says:

    The Halloween ban is outrageous. My 15 year old daughter went trick or treating last October and will most likely go this year. I even dress up with them and sometimes (pretty much always) I accept candy.

  19. Ginger Dixon says:

    Wow, these are really great clips of Trevor on fire!!! All spot on, i love it, thank you!!

  20. Germ Antibody says:

    Alligator Man is a boss

  21. Jonathan Taylor says:

    Do Coloradans not understand the 13th Amendment? Involuntary servitude is what happens when you become a prisoner. Are they just triggered by the word "slavery"?

  22. Jonathan Taylor says:

    "Where do you find Alligators in Florida?"
    In your pool

  23. Pranav Rachakonda says:

    Alligator man😂

  24. Yukeman MacKenzie says:

    12:25 don’t say another word

  25. Kel A says:

    Florida Men!!

  26. Coolboy 60 says:

    I live in Virginia in that is soooo stupid

  27. Danielle Martinos says:

    Those guys saying a huge issue in Florida is mental heath are 100% right. The fact that everyone that lives here knows that and still no one does anything about it is just sad.

  28. Pritom Debnath says:

    If it wasn't for spirit…you would be spirit

  29. Pritom Debnath says:

    The Florida part got me real bad 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  30. Jai K says:

    I live in Savannah

  31. Sabrina Frölich says:

    Poor kids, facing more jail time for trick or treating above the age of 12 than Brooke Turner actually did for raping a woman.

  32. Doris Barkler says:

    The googly eye guy. I want to buy him a six pack and a pizza.

  33. Abdul Mueed says:

    prison labor is slavery!

  34. E-Z says:

    You do realize that is the same text as the 13th Amendment right? Holy crap, mainstream is such a farce.

    https://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/amendmentxiii

  35. Sora Raven says:

    and i thought my cousin's names are were weird ….they're named Bacon, Biscuit and Aeiou
    XD

  36. Duarte Papa Vicente says:

    First of all! I know many mentally ill people and none of them will do such a thing. Stop disrespecting the mentally ill and comparing these terrorist organizations/ people to them. Thank you.

  37. edwardelric10001 says:

    Only weapon that could hurt the user more? Try googling 'urumi'. It has self-dismemberment written all over it

  38. Jerry K says:

    Its illegal to trick or treat above the age of 12, because it's the land of the free

  39. Ivy says:

    How in the world can a man be shot by his dog???

  40. Ivy says:

    Chicago doesn't take breakups too well.

  41. Karisa Jones says:

    This is funny. We almost bought an Alligator yesterday. We have 1 on hold until we get a new tank built for one.

  42. Jie Huyan says:

    Yeah you white people having a good time in America 🤣

  43. Ascent says:

    Abcde? That sounds like a condition people come down with or drug people buy. So on top of the cruel spelling, it doesn’t even sound pretty. Why would someone do that to their own child?

  44. Chase W says:

    She gone

  45. RJ KINGDOM VLOGS says:

    That bus was my cousin bus driver in Indiana thank god her mom was off work that day Smh Indiana 🤦🏾‍♂️

  46. Espen Lunden says:

    2:50 oh shit, I live and Virginia and trick or treated when I was 13 and 14, please don't turn me in

  47. Céline BIED says:

    Okay but in Paris a statue of Balzac had a red nose for month and we didn’t make a big deal over it

  48. SleepyKai_ says:

    11:10 he called us out😂

  49. LostGamer12 says:

    I kinda want to know how those cookies tasted

  50. Classim says:

    I will be happy if my food come to me a give me a massage🐊

  51. danielle gilliland says:

    This trick-or-treating law is a JOKE what a waste of time and legal resources.

  52. Mamakor Belle says:

    2:32
    Grandma: "hi boy what are you doing?'
    Kid: hello grandmother 😋😋

    Lmao 😂🤣

  53. Anil Timsina says:

    America is crazy… Thank god I was not born there.

  54. Azmath Medina says:

    Lol there all ways that stupid kid who fuck it up for the rest of us

  55. Zigfried Turzhanov says:

    I'm a Florida man

  56. Bobby Singh R says:

    AND NOW HIS BALLS HAVE A CONCUSSION.

  57. Knight49 says:

    13:58 LOL

  58. Scion of Madness says:

    They took Desi to Florida and didn't get her in a bikini?

    My world is gutted.

  59. Carlo Badiola says:

    This is just a meme review but in a different setting. Change my mind

  60. Sepiso LaTanya-Marie Ililonga says:

    Seriously, like really, your gonna tell me about people making fun of their names? Really? I mean REALLY? CRY ME A RIVER ABCDE. There is nothing worse than the ish people have said about my LEGITIMATE NAME which isn't some made up name (like people in the African American community are accused of doing) but its an actual name from my country that has an actual meaning.

  61. a_doro_ble says:

    my guess about the ABCDE Girl is, that the parents couldn't decide which name they want and so the nurse wrote a placeholder on the birth certification and they never changed it. 😂😂😂

  62. DEVGRU SADDAM HUSSEIN DESERT STORM says:

    How many Disabled Children has Warren Buffet HARMED for the Food on Wall Street to “ Improve the Economy “
    I do know that 1992 Cornelius Whitney Vanderbilt and Warren Buffet do not HARM 1994-5 Next Generation SPACE KIDS for Iraq OIL. Elect Warren buffet and His SECURITY Team for U. S. President. He has more “Class”

  63. redel37 says:

    the Californians…

  64. Andrew Dougherty says:

    Why is florida man?

  65. Mohamed Hindawy says:

    We need more of these combos

  66. Jose Diaz says:

    The driver was just teaching them!!😅

  67. 112313 says:

    So wait… They used to ban nunchucks… But not guns??

  68. are lis says:

    The Florida man…

  69. Marco Friedli says:

    funny how people think the war was about slavery but it was mostly about economics… dont get me wrong freeing people is the best reason there is to fight a war and some of the people at the time actually might did because of exactly this reason. But still while the motive of abolish slavery might won the war economy initated it.

  70. Jai Parwani says:

    Her grandmother had no Facebook. We are the revolution

  71. Lance Henry says:

    Just more proof the U.S. is the best place to live.

  72. John Staples says:

    Literally clicked on the video because I thought the thumbnail had Itzhak Perlman in it😂

  73. The SPIRITLIGHT Surround yourself with says:

    6:59 my other favorite most funny funE right there omg rofl googly eyed crazy mess

  74. Godiraona Avery says:

    😂😂😂Trev is making fun of Southwest airlines' being a direction, yet…😂🤔

  75. carlos perez says:

    …………………. fLoRiDa MaN 👨

  76. Hny Bashir says:

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜✌

  77. Eleanor Stone says:

    hi M

  78. gokul balagopal says:

    They banned nun chuks,when using gun is legal

  79. Raivian Hyches says:

    Na na na na na it's the alligator man.
    🎶🤣🤣🤣

  80. Karen Szilagyi says:

    Yo…white people having a good time in America…aaaahahahahaaaaa!

  81. hasarutoe tensakey says:

    8 million dollars

  82. Elardo Fleming says:

    That's a retarded law 12yrs old so what your telling me is they are no longer children time to grow up wtf

  83. Kevin Huang says:

    Nunchaku, used properly, are actually great for close quarter combat. They’re not meant to be twirled, the twirling is for the movies.

  84. Sir Sketch alot says:

    knock knock trick r treat!
    Neighbor- ID please
    😂

  85. David Berrios says:

    White prole stupid asss fuck abcde are you fucking joking 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  86. kbearr88 says:

    I love you Trevor! You make me laugh so hard I forget to breathe 🤣😂

  87. Temina Okeyo says:

    trevor my master

  88. knub says:

    If an adult wants to dress up like Pikachu for a piece of candy, they deserve a fun size chocolate bar.

  89. Samuel Sheffield says:

    If the monuments are just going to be taken down eventually be extremists, who actually cares?

  90. Dark_ says:

    wish I could become Florida man

  91. Psyco Nick says:

    American are weired

  92. Tetro Bro says:

    Gender Reveal? Why? Just pop one of those confetti things you get from the dollar store and go “ay!”?

  93. Tetro Bro says:

    Well in my town in Virginia, nobody gives a fuck because we literally have folks in high school who gets snacks and have a great time with haunted houses and shit.

    It’s great.

  94. Tetro Bro says:

    1) I want us to keep the statues up for historical purposes.
    2) Googly Eyes is fucking great.

  95. Tetro Bro says:

    I’m with this guy about the fucking letters. O is fine, Tree GOES ON THE A, and why the Freddie Kruger is there a wreath on the U? Nani the Fuck?

  96. Tetro Bro says:

    Now, everybody really can be KUNG FU FIGHTIIIIING.

    Also, hell yeah Michelangelo.

  97. Tetro Bro says:

    You’d think the Amendment that makes fucking slavery illegal would HANDLE THAT SHIT because FEDERAL LAW damnit.

  98. Tetro Bro says:

    Florida just has a law that says all the weird shit MUST be made public record. Other states brush it under the rug.

    I can only imagine how much weird shit happens in Washington DC.

    “She gone.” XD Yes she is sir, yes she is. She gone.

  99. James Baldwin says:

    If you name your child ABCDE, don't pretend you're not asking for them to get mocked. Just accept that's part of the package.

  100. keir farnum says:

    They need to do a segment on the “Alaska Man”.

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