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TVF’s Dating Qtiyapa

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TVF’s Dating Qtiyapa


Shit! I am never coming on a blind date again. It’s okay, Parul. Calm down. Rahul said that the guy
is very interesting. It’s okay. It’s all going to be good. Why hasn’t he reached yet? Moin? Bhai. I am Moin bhai. You are looking good. Oh really! Even you are looking good. Let me show you a magic. Come. Come here. Keep looking around. Why? Hey, what are you doing? Hey, what the hell are you doing? -What is all this nonsense?
-Hey! -Help!
-What help? I know it. Wait. -Is anybody there?
-Look. Help! Is anybody there? Help! What help? See its done. Idiot! This is my car. You drive then. I am not going to leave you. Stop. Sit, sit. Actually my mom doesn’t let me go out of the
house alone so Sattu came along with me. Okay. I hope he is not coming
with you to college. It’s okay. Absolutely fine. -Now he can go out and have ice-cream.
-No. I actually avoid UV rays. You should. Good, good. Pooja, here cheese sandwich is nice. -Should we order?
-No. Sister doesn’t like cheese and
here sandwiches are not good. I keep coming here for a date. Order three greek salad. He is very cute. -Vey innocent.
-I am not innocent. I am very much mature. You carry school bag
to college but I don’t. I carry mature and sporty bag to school. Try to understand about Karl Marx. It is not about the marks about Marx. It has marks on step marking and… We met because of Shalu aunty and
she is very good friend of my mother. So I will be very honest with you. Okay? You are amazing. But you are not my kind. I respect your decision. But since I am an activist, I would like to go against
it and protest peacefully. ‘Freedom from rejections’ I don’t want any advice and date anyone. Okay? You guys don’t know what exactly I want. May be the past era was good. People met at a fair, fell in love and would
send a flower with a letter. That was the best. I even don’t know how Laila got Majnu. And Shivi, I can’t believe
that for my love life you wanted me to worship
this Greek God of love. I mean… Oh madam! I told you to use OkCupid, Didn’t tell you to bring Cupid’s photo. But online dating. I am looking for a serious relationship. Yes. OkCupid is for serious relationship. Don’t tell me that you and
Rahul met through this. No, no. I met him in a fair. But you will find your
kind of person there. Okay then!
I am getting late for the concert. Arijit Singh is coming. Carry a tissue box along with you. He is a real hero. The real one. -Hey, brother!
-Hey? Where are you going? At the border. Can’t you see that I am going on a date. That tution girl Rinki got
permission from her father. Come here. Sit. What happened? He is going on a date. And you didn’t even
think that there is a roommate who is experienced
in dating science. You should take some tips from him. Who? This guy? Not him, me. Tried and tested and some
smart ideas that I have. So listen carefully. First thing, as soon as you get down from your car, open the door for her. Madam… Madam? Madam. My love. Second thing, -as soon as you enter the restaurant…
-…Best pav bhaji. I am telling you. Don’t go and sit directly, brother. Pull the chair first for her. Excuse me? Brother! Is there any other place to sit? As soon as you get the bill, don’t take out 20 or 50 rupees
change from your pocket. Girls love cashless guys.
Directly remove your card, brother. Please swipe the card. Fourth one, Listen carefully, Don’t pay the full amount. This is a generation of equality. -Half you will wash…
-…Half the amount she will pay. Half I will wash. If you follow all these,
then this will be the best date ever. You have got to be kidding me. Hey, I am cleaning. It is all brother’s ideas. Go and apply. Go and live your life. As per the profile,
he looks intelligent and sensitive. I hope he dosen’t spoil my mood
with his creepy cheesy lines. Don’t even think of spoiling my mood
by sending some creepy cheesy lines. Oh, no! How will we start
with a conversation? Okay. We can talk about
who is more careful. Of course me. I forget my charger at home
while leaving for office. Sometimes I sleep a lot and forget going to office. Don’t pretend to be funny. Are you trying to impress
me with your poetry, quantum physics and everthing or
you are seriously interested? Since childhood I had only one
motive that I can impress you. ‘When you cross through any observer,
I get collapsed through wave function. Please don’t spoil everything
by asking my contact number. -Jay, Jay, Jay…
-Yaay! Do you remember Asha? Remember? Today she called me. She was saying that she wants to meet me. Literally me. After completing our graduation,
meeting her after 5 years. This means… This means that… I don’t know what to do. What gift should I give?
Phone, teddy bear, my own property? -Let’s give her my own property, Jay.
-No, no. Asha… Asha. Asha. Since last 5 years, I was waiting for this call. Believe me Asha,
there is no one in the world like you. -No one.
-Aman? I want to be with you. You please become a member of this scheme. Two of them are already there. Make three members by yourself. And then this chain should go on. 3 to 9 and then 9 to 27, from 27 to uncountable. You can earn lakhs and
lakhs of rupees from home. So tell me. Will you support me? Nice. -Hi.
-Hi. You could have called if you are waiting for so long. Actually, it’s been 15 days Parul
you haven’t shared your number yet. Oh. Nice dress. Thanks. Even you can give a
compliment for my shirt. Shirt is okay. Not that great. Actually it belongs to my friend. So no problem. But you are looking good. I was just joking. This is mine. So you like me then? Yeah I like you after talking to you.
Rest I can’t say anything right now. Hmm… Do you know that when
you start liking someone, slowly your face will look like his face. This scientific theory you
must have created. Right? No. I am serious. You will come to know after a year. You never know, may be after a year
your face will unlock my phone. -What?
-Yes. Since how long you were
planning for this joke? Since 3.5 days. That’s it. So I see. You have sweet tooth. Huh?
So many cookies. -Only because you’re sweet.
-Ohh… -…Shut up!
-But now atleast give your number.

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100 thoughts on “TVF’s Dating Qtiyapa”

  1. The Viral Fever says:

    How have your dating experiences been? Batao Batao

  2. undying shankha says:

    keya chutiyapa he ye, bekar video

  3. Dany Serna says:

    Nice video😂😄😄😄

  4. Ayyub khan Pathan says:

    Awesome badri..

  5. Raj Saroj says:

    That multilevel chain marketing was so spot-on daaayyyuuuummmmmm.

  6. khadeer khan says:

    DISLIKE !!

  7. BISHAL DOTEL says:

    ab ye dekh k aaram se sohungaa

  8. Akshat Gupta says:

    bahut bure 😅😂

  9. chandan theking says:

    Who is best
    Ms dhoni….like
    s.smith …comment

  10. Gwalior Madhya Pradesh says:

    Ye kya bana diye ho bhaiya .. TVF Ni hai ye

  11. Shrikant Walunj says:

    Kanhaiya ji ko bhi reject Kar Diya Apne to …aese kaise chalega Didi😁😁😁

  12. Ravi Pandey says:

    Never used any dating app. Playstore pe reviews dkh kr wapas aa jata hoo😂😂

  13. SNIPER 《》SUKH-E says:

    Bhai a day with ka agla epispde kab ayega

  14. dreamstyle collection says:

    Car wala bohot maze ka tha tu chala le😊

  15. Biswajit Das Bubun says:

    Badri bhai ….single always..are bhai ko chaiye azadi

  16. TravelwithSandeep says:

    wah

  17. Kamlesh Negi says:

    Apna school time ka date school ki glli ke pichhe sath me kurkure khane ka tha😂😂😂 missing those day and jiske saath kurkure khaate the use koi or kha gya🤧

  18. Nikhat Fatima says:

    Awesome

  19. MR. S says:

    behen ke bhopde kitna bekar video h chichi

  20. Reeta's World says:

    Fav in a single video

  21. Rahul Kankran says:

    1 se 3, 3 se 9… Ye latest trend h market m…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  22. md wasim says:

    3 se 9 ,9 se 27
    Bhai mat fashna mai fash chuka hu😆😛🤪😜

  23. parasnath shah says:

    Chutiyapa, saale pura generation kharab kar denge ye, maroge saale sab ke sab anxiety aur depression me.

  24. mohit guwalani says:

    My dating experience
    NAI DEGI😂😂😂

  25. Abhishek Yadav says:

    08:42 best part of this video 😅

  26. Its me SUNFLOWER says:

    Why Badri bruh becoming more fat and fat and fat 😅🔥🔥

  27. Saroj Tendulkar says:

    I don't know about dating.

  28. Kirankumar Paraskar says:

    Ab jisne ye comment observe Kari, for those guys I existed bakikyoka wave function collapsed nahi hoga,😮🤣😮 quantum physics lovers❤

  29. foto pandit says:

    Face Unlock waali line was the best part i like the most <3

  30. Sona ke funday says:

    mast video hai, meri videos bhi aise hi acche hai, ek baar jaroor dekhe

  31. tatsat mallick says:

    Start mai Moin bhai ne bhi bahut achi acting ki kissi ne unki tareef nai ki.. .. .

  32. Poonam smart kitchen says:

    Nice

  33. Bhanu pratap says:

    Arre AHSAAS
    TUMHE MANISH AUR JYOTI ABHI BHI DHOONDH RHE HAI 🤩🤩😎😎

  34. iQ knowledge says:

    मरने के बाद भी जिसके नाम मे जान हैं,
    ऐसे जाबाज़ सैनिक हमारे भारत की शान है।🇮🇳😍🇮🇳😍🇮🇳😍

  35. Asomi Fun says:

    w😘w….🔥

  36. Madan Parmar says:

    Nice video

  37. abhishek singh says:

    Vo chain marketing vala best tha😊😊😊👍

  38. Ñìťíń vëřmă says:

    Badri bhai ki aur meri dating experience same hai.😭😭😭😭😭

  39. Rajat Subhra Chowdhury says:

    Bhailog get badri a girl friend please 😭😭

  40. Benjamin Haque says:

    Iss ka ek series hona chahiye….

  41. ABHINAY ENGLISHगढ़ says:

    ENGLISH BY PARNEET KAUR

  42. liveLove Laugh says:

    Mature bag😂

  43. Aryan Khare says:

    My godd last scene aur lamba rakhna thaaa na .. 🥺🥺

  44. Debasish Mahanandia says:

    Not the level of tvf

  45. Yogesh Parsana says:

    Kota factory ki nayi video kab anevali hai

  46. GoldenBook Videos says:

    I got So luckey on my 1st Date😊 Do you want to Know How?

  47. X Videos says:

    Hot shot of the world 🌺 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

  48. Pranjal Singh says:

    hahaha…. memeber wala mere sath bhi hua tha 😂🤣😂🤣

  49. Pa1 NAGAR says:

    Hum INTERNATIONAL SINGLE HAI Tvf😂😂😂😂

  50. lalit singh says:

    Video to bdia bni hai ..lekin ye Jo tum log moti bhains ko daal dete ho pura mja kirkira kr dete ho

  51. window user says:

    scheme line was awesome

  52. Ankit Kumar says:

    Bhai kota factory season 2 Aayega ki nahi.. Agar nahi aayega to mai unsubscibe kar doonga.. At least bol do ki aayega.. 😑😑 Plz humble request 🙏

  53. Shashank Ghosh star says:

    Mature bag lolololololol

  54. Anurag says:

    Stupid use these app

  55. Bidyut Bikash says:

    tvf lost its potential 🙄

  56. subhasish bhakta says:

    Radika apte original ha kya 😂😂

  57. Shivam Topal says:

    That chained network marketing thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  58. Rishabh Yadav says:

    Rejectionwaad se azaadi… 🤣😂

  59. VARYA says:

    Face unlock sahi tha

  60. Nishu Suman says:

    Hayeeeee ayush awwwwww love you so so so so so much 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

  61. Anything Dot Com says:

    OK cupid? Ghanta! Ek reply ni mila mujhe

  62. Dushyant Sharma says:

    the best part of the video is, Members add krna😅😅

  63. ASmilingTuber says:

    🤣🤣🤣

  64. Saurav Singh says:

    Scenes xceot badri were seemed to be overacting 🙄….bt badri ones were lit🔥😂

  65. Rajnandini says:

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  66. Rohan Yadav says:

    Dating videos ka overdose ho raha hai bhai…. Kuch naya… Qutiyapa Lao.. 👍

  67. HaollowME says:

    3% battery, still watching your video, this is the strength of your content, keep it up.

    On a road to 200 Subscribers, any help would be highly appreciated.🙏

  68. Praveen Sandimani says:

    Kuch maja nahi aya (~_~メ)

  69. Tejas Hadas says:

    I have dubbed this video with Jethalal please see it

  70. Jd Gosai says:

    Qtiyape see chutiyape pe mat aao…. Plz…. Dating series bandh Karo Yaar….

  71. Soham Pavaskar says:

    When your crush rejects you 2:40 🤣

  72. Yashika Tiwari says:

    3:41 arijit singh aa raha h….
    Areeee mujhe le chlo I m his diehard fan😭🙂

  73. Junaid Shaikh says:

    Badri Badri Badri 😂😂😂

  74. Atul Sharma says:

    Yaar main kisi ko date karke batata hun..
    😁😁😁

  75. Subhrat Panda says:

    BSDK ye mature bag kya hota he BE😂😂😂

  76. Try Not To Laugh says:

    Kon Kon Kota Factory 💞dekne k baad Ahsaas Channa(Shivangi) ka Fan bangaye.🇮🇳

    Hit 👍…

  77. amarjot aulakh says:

    2:12 mature bag ayyaaaaa

  78. MAJHI GANG says:

    Mature bag😁

  79. Anilkumar Patel says:

    U both girls r so Gorgeous and excellent diloge delivery ….

  80. Sab betichod hai says:

    8:47 BC same mere friend k saath hua aisa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🙏🤣😂😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

  81. Akhilesh Ranjan Singh says:

    Ab shi tha last me en 2no ko kyu la diye video ka bhrta bna diye. Iska local chaining krke overloading kr diye. Bhut raita hai bhut jyada bs last me mt dekhna

  82. anudutt m s says:

    Amazing writing n acting

  83. anudutt m s says:

    Thanks for such a great video..Ok Cupid u r lucky

  84. Rahul Rajput says:

    Do bar date pe gaye hai jhadi k piche mile the kurkure khaye the

  85. Deepali Yadav Ambedkar says:

    Tujhe Meri Asha yaad hai …Badri's acting is superbb…😂😂😂..and then the gift ..haq zameen as gift..Papa ghr se nikal denge isko 😂😂🤣🤣

  86. Garvit Khera says:

    Ya multilevel marketing wala Yaha bhi shuru hoi gaya 😂

  87. Sonu Chauhan says:

    Bhai log kya ho gaya hai tumhari creativity ko…. Just for the sake of marketing of a start up (and money of course) you will make a video..

  88. n bhandary says:

    Hit like if u have spotted Badri in Sacred Games Season 2 EP 3

  89. Rahul Sharma says:

    Best part is asha explaining MLM😂

  90. Astha Chauhan says:

    Swipe 😁😁

  91. ching pong says:

    apna badri ek scha maderchod hai 😂😂😂😂

  92. ching pong says:

    27 se unginat. age ka pahada yad nhi baby ko 😂😂😂😂

  93. Parvinder Singh says:

    Justice for badri bhai…

  94. spandan chatterjee says:

    Single hu bhai…sakth launda ho ke ghum raha hu😀

  95. Namir Ashraf says:

    Dating exp mein to fresher hai 🙂

  96. offcentre_ blog says:

    Only for aayush.

  97. priyanka tiwari says:

    Mae toh blind date pr gyi thi aur waha sirf khaya itna khaya ki lrka darr gya🤣

  98. hitesh bishi says:

    Ayush bro ka portion jyada hona chahiye tha

  99. praja pati says:

    Date pe Gaya tha
    Choti behan aake blackmail kar di sare paise leke chali gayi
    Bandi se payment karwana pada 😠

  100. Fasalu Madathumal Puthiyapurayil says:

    Ayusy's looked the best when it came in comparison with Ahsaas
    I like Ahsaas but didn't like when ayush had this expression in 9:37 😑

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